Thirteen Thursday Thoughts

 By the end of the week, I will be the only American male who has not been offered the head coaching job at Penn State University.

If Bill Belichick never wins another game, he's still my hero! He's a year older than me and is sleeping with a 24-year-old.  Bill's striking a blow for old farts everywhere!!

Roy Cooper has officially filed to run for the US Senate. When our current Governor/Idiot Josh Stein ran for Attorney General in 2016, his dominant campaign promise was that he would clear up a big backlog of rape case kits in the NC Department of Justice. What he never mentioned was that his predecessor as Attorney General was Roy Cooper. Yes, Cooper was responsible for the backlog that Stein claimed to have cleaned up. Stein's campaign never ran an ad telling us that Cooper was responsible for the backlog. It's amazing how Democrats just gloss over the facts.

It's all about priorities. The City of San Francisco has filed a lawsuit against "Big Food" companies claiming that they are killing people with their products. In the meantime, they allow actual killers, robbers and rapists to run loose on their streets. Nobody is walking the streets of San Francisco worrying that someone is going to give them a bag of Cheetos.

In the special Congressional election the other day in Tennessee, the media is all agog because the Republican only won by a margin of about ten per cent. Trump carried the district by more than twenty points in 2024. Why doesn't someone point out that the Democratic candidate, who professed to hating Nashville, lost by less than half of what Kameltoe Harris did? Remember, figures don't lie, but liars can figure.

Judge Beryl Howell in the District of Columbia is a walking example of why we need terms for federal judges and a mandatory retirement age. We need to end the concept of "senior status". She's moved to the front of the line when the impeachment sweepstakes starts.

Liberal judges are all claiming that ICE cannot just ask people for proof that they are here legally. Meanwhile, across America today, tens of thousands of American citizens will be asked to produce their driver's license. Law enforcement officers routinely set up roadblocks where they ask people to produce their license but can't ask them to prove they are here legally. Make it make sense, Gavin!!

Democrats only want to fight wars where nobody gets killed. They want to protect people who are smuggling drugs into our country. Someone needs to point out to Dims that many of those young Americans getting killed by illegal drugs were probably potential Democratic voters.

Democrats are the "lawmakers" who are more concerned about the safety of drug smugglers than they are about the safety of American children.

I continue to believe that if Washington, Oregon and California will all just secede from the Union and form the COW Republic (California, Oregon, Washington), we would all be better off. The United States would lose half of our perverts and potheads in a single stroke. Those schmucks could then elect Gavin Newsome as King.

I realize that many people believe that IQ tests are somehow socially oppressive, but why does anyone with more than a room temperature IQ continue to live in that hellhole of California? The only place with a higher rate of low IQ folks than the Cow Republic is the Press Room at the White House.

When the next cycle of Congressional campaigns starts after Christmas (or earlier), I will support the first son of a bitch who promises to start impeaching federal judges. 

Frankly, I would rather watch pigs make pork than watch a Cabinet meeting. But I have to admit that Trump is showing Democrats what democracy looks like. He has already held more Cabinet meetings than Sleepy Joe and Puppeteer Jill did in four years.