New Year, New Gripes

I tried to watch the New Years Special on The Five this evening on Fox News. I watched about ten minutes. They would have done better just showing a rerun of a real episode.

Speaking of The Five, I can only assume that Jessica Tarlov is an affirmative action hire. I can't believe that she found a man to father a child. 

CNN is so busy attacking the young man who exposed the Minnesota daycare disaster that they have neglected to actually check into the story. Apparently. at CNN, they are trying to boost their share of the news market in Mogadishu.

The college football playoffs are beginning to look like the NCAA basketball tournament. That roundball crap seems to go on for months. I will watch a basketball game when they start calling "traveling" and "palming the ball" again. When a guy runs the length of the court and only dribbles the ball three times, something is wrong. Somewhere, James Naismith is rolling over in his grave and screaming, "What have they done to my game?"

The only thing worse than the college football playoffs is the NFL and the seemingly never-ending journey to the Super Bore. There is a lot of controversy at the Super Bore with the choice of some alleged singer called "Bad Bunny" for the halftime show. When the halftime show is getting all of the attention, you know that it is going to be a horseshit game. They say that Bad Bunny will perform in Spanish. So, halftime will look like the beer commercials. As far as I can tell, the only good news about the Super Bore this year is that Taylor Swift's team won't be playing. 

I bought a bunch of tents at the after Christmas sales. I am headed to New York City next week to get in on the ground floor of the new "Tent City" craze now that Mamdani is mayor. I am hoping that I won't be too late for the sales rush.

Jack "Jerk" Smith is the new standard for arrogant liberal prick. Jerk claimed that he would treat both Republicans and Democrats the same as he treated Trump. The only problem is that he never has done that. Jerk hates conservatives. Jerk pursued the charges against Trump for classified documents without ever acknowledging that the law allows the President to declassify any documents. Trump's DOJ needs to charge Jerk Smith with attempting to overthrow the government. I will be happy to serve on that jury.

How about that daycare operator in Minnesota who claimed that someone broke into his daycare and stole his records and checkbook the day after they were subpoenaed? Only in a Democrat run town?? Someone needs to tell him that the bank has copies of all those checks. That guy's story sucks so badly that even the Minneapolis police don't believe him.

Before all of this is over, some Somali daycare operator will claim that George Floyd worked for him. 

I hate to admit that I am wrong, so this next statement is difficult. Tim Walz is an even bigger loser than I had previously claimed. I can't believe that I was so wrong in underestimating his level of stupidity and incompetence. Say it ain't so, Tim!! 

If only we had elected Tim, Spiro Agnew could have lost his status as the only Vice President forced to resign.