Mixed Monday Messages

 I spent more than fifty years working in the restaurant business. This is just a personal observation, but fast food hasn't been fast in more than a few years. When I was a district manager with Taco Bell in the early 1980's, I would sit in the dining room and clock service times with a stopwatch. I think that they use a calendar now. It's not just Taco Bell; it's an industry wide epidemic. 

Most fast-food places are geared towards drive-through service now. They must think that the long wait is easier in the comfort of your car with the kids screaming in your ears. At least, the employees only have to look at one carload of people waiting for their food at a time. I am not a fan of drive-throughs. Of course, drive-throughs give them the opportunity to increase revenue by doing a ten-minute oil change while you wait for your customized order. 

Senator Thom Tillis of North Carolina announced Sunday that he would not be running for re-election in 2026. I would like to think that he was inspired by my post yesterday about what a loser he is as a Republican Senator. Maybe he should have just switched parties. Thank God he is only serving two terms. 

Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic candidate for Mayor of New York City talks about how great it will be for people to live in rent-controlled housing. Muslim Mayor Mamdani knows absolutely nothing about economics. When the income is restricted, the quality of the product is reduced to deal with economic pressures from cost increases. When their toilets are out of order for years at a time, some renter will explain the downside of rent controls to the Moron Mamdani. The unhappy renter should express his feelings by taking a shit in front of the mayor's home.

If God made anything dumber than Jasmine Crockett, he sent it to some other galaxy.

What's the best thing about Jasmine Crockett? She makes Marjorie Taylor Green look like some kind of conservative intellectual.

Bert and Ernie, Amos and Andy, Lucy and Ricky, Rowan and Martin, Andy and Barney, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, none of the great duos can compare to the stupidity of Jasmine and AOC. Not only that, but you could laugh at all of the other pairs and not piss off all of the talking heads at MSBNC.

NASCAR has eliminated innovation from their racing teams and wonder why people compare the joy of watching a race to the thrill of setting your own ass on fire. I am sorry NASCAR, but when you started holding races in Los Angeles, Chicago and Mexico City, you abandoned your fan base. 

NASCAR has actually penalized two of their drivers for making negative comments about Mexico City after racing there. If the fines weren't bad enough, I think that they are having to take some kind of sensitivity training. I can't remember the driver's name who called Mexico City a "shithole", but I challenge NASCAR to prove that he's wrong. Sometimes, it just has to be said. 

Maybe they should have started by holding "rat races" in Mexico City and worked their way up to stock cars?

Is Jasmine Crockett just Barack Obama in drag? Or is it Michelle Obama in drag? I am confused.

Bernie Sanders is involved in some kind of campaign to make people start missing Diane Feinstein.

If Gordon Solie was still alive and doing "Championship Wrestling" on television, he could get John Thune and Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer to compete for the Senate Championship. It would be the first wrestling match where the fans fought each other to be the first out of the arena before being bored to death. Evidently, Jolting Joe Scarpa taught both Senators the famous "sleeper hold". These two guys are "Political Sominex".  Mike Huckabee should be doing commercials for these two yawners instead of Relaxium.

We call them "Democrats" because in some places you aren't allowed to say "dumbasses".

On A Sunday Morning Senate Sidewalk?

 It's Sunday morning and in the United States Senate chamber, staffers are reading the "Big Beautiful Bill" aloud to those in the chamber. This is a result of Sen. Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer invoking some rarely used rule to delay debate on the bill. Let's make a change in this process. Let's require those who voted for the bill to be read aloud, to be in the chamber to hear it being read. 

Requiring a bill to be read with a scattering of lawmakers actually in attendance to hear it is "political masturbation". This is nothing but a waste of employee time and taxpayer money. Those voting to have this read should have the cost deducted from their official paychecks. We aren't allowed to deduct anything from all of that money they take "under the table".

If in my many years in the restaurant business, I had been asked by an employee to read a policy change to them, I would have read it to them and then fired them. This is exactly what we should do with Senators. The United States Senate has less turnover than the old Soviet Politburo. We need to change that statistic.

Sen. Thom Tillis springs to mind immediately when I think of the need for change in the United States Senate. I know that Tillis is running for re-election because every time that I turn on the computer there is an ad from some group supporting Tillis. Thom Tillis is a walking case for term limits in Washington. He is closing in on the end of his second term. If it's a two-term limit for Presidents, why not Senators?

There are people in Congress who have been there for thirty or forty years. Slopping at the public trough should not be a career field. Let's have term limits for all elected officials. After that, we can start on term limits for all federal employees. If that bothers you, tell me what federal government operation is your model of productivity to be emulated by other government operations.

There is a mandatory retirement age of 65 for commercial airline pilots. We won't fly with a guy over 65, but we let a senile old guy named Joe run the country for four years. Am I the only one who sees a problem with this? By the way, the pilots have to pass a physical exam every year. 

In New York City, the Democratic primary was won by a guy who claims to be a "Democratic Socialist". This is a political term that the media uses for "Communist". Twenty-four years after a group of Islamic terrorists flew hijacked planes into the World Trade Center, Democrats voted for a Muslim Communist to lead their city. What could possibly go wrong? In a year, Miami could replace New York City as the financial center of the nation. 

The biggest business boom in New York City if Mamdani is elected will be U-Haul dealers and moving companies. Mamdani's vision of government owned grocery stores will cause us to redefine "Cluster F*ck". It's Sunday, I left out the "u".

Saturday, Satire Day, Sat All Day???

 Why is it while making the case to let illegal immigrants swarm into our country, liberals say stuff like "Who will pick our crops?" or "Who will take care of our children?" or "Who will clean our houses?" Have you ever heard one say, "Who will cure cancer?" or "Who will represent me in court?" Of course not, liberals are just looking for the next slave class to serve them.

Why was Supreme Court Justice Kagan opposed to nationwide injunctions when Biden was President but is okay with them when Trump is President? Do you flip flop much Justice Kagan?

The Colorado Rockies have the worst record in major league baseball at 18-64. They might have a chance at the World Series if they can win every one of their 80 remaining games. The good news for fans is that they will probably give away a lot of free stuff to get you to go to the ballpark for the rest of the season.

The Rockies aren't as bad as the Tampa Bay Bucs were when they started. In the first season, they went 0-14. However, they did win one exhibition game. In their second season they started off losing six straight games. At that point, a friend started selling T-shirts that read "Go For 0". His business remained brisk until they won the thirteenth game of the year at New Orleans. They came home for the last game of the season against the St. Louis Cardinals. I was there on December 18, 1977, when the Bucs won their first home game. I watched as the fans stormed the field and tore down the goalposts for a 2-12 season. 

The Bucs won that game with a sellout crowd of more than 72,000 on hand. In the 48 years since then, I have talked to more than a quarter of a million people who all claim that they were there for that game. "Victory has a thousand fathers, defeat is an orphan?"

If you have read this swill for a time or two, you know that I am a bit of an historian. The prelude to the Civil War was a more than forty-year argument about "States' rights". Like millions of other Americans, I thought that the Civil War had settled that argument. Today, I am fascinated that the states that opposed the Confererate states idea of "states' rights" are now pushing that same idea as their own.

Look at the states that are screaming about their rights. You have New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Maine, Michigan, Illinois, Minesota and California all claiming that the federal government cannot regulate illegal immigration. These are all the same states that more than 160 years ago were claiming that not only did the federal government have the right to end slavery, but they also had the obligation to end slavery. Liberals are nothing if not flexible 

Is Donald Trump the new Abraham Lincoln? I just threw that in to piss off any liberal who had read this far down.

Is Gavin Newsome the new Jefferson Davis?? Somewhere a liberal reading this just jumped from a window. Or is Gavin Newsome America's Lenin? A few more liberals just jumped from the roof.

Finally, yesterday the Supreme Court ruled that Federal District Court judges are indeed only "District" Court judges and should not issue nationwide injunctions. Another Democratic scheme to strip the President of power goes down the crapper. We went a couple of hundred years without national injunctions; we can go another couple of hundred.

Happy Truth Day!!!

 Today is the first annual celebration of Truth Day. It is celebrated on June 27 because last year on June 27, Americans finally learned the truth about President Joe Biden's mental condition. After more than three years of Democrats across the nation lying to us all about Biden's, the truth showed up, incredibly enough, on a Presidential debate hosted by CNN.

The most obvious question from that television appearance is "Why didn't Democrats tell us how bad Biden's condition actually was?"

My questions, of course, aren't the same as that. Here's a few questions that I would like to be answered.

Who made the decision to agree to a debate with Trump? This debate took place just a few weeks after the bogus conviction of Trump in a New York City court. Biden could have just said, "I am not going to debate a felon." and moved on. Wasn't the purpose of that trial to keep Trump from being elected again? Democrats went to all of that trouble and the Biden campaign didn't use it to their advantage.

Who made the call to allow Biden to walk onto that stage before a nationwide live audience? Jill Biden and Biden's closest staff members were there with him. Did they not look at him or talk to him? How could anyone who doesn't use a seeing eye dog, have looked at Joe Biden that night and said, "Hell, yeah!! He's ready to go out there and trounce Trump." Was Biden chanting, "Put me in the game, Coach!!"

Was Jill not there? Did she not see Joe before he hit the stage or was Hunter balling her in a spare dressing room at showtime? 

CNN hates Donald Trump. Why didn't they go to an Andy Griffith rerun or something when it became obvious that something was wrong with Biden? Was Jake Tapper actually already working on his book about Biden and realized that this could be a couple of good chapters? Was there not a Democrat on hand to throw in the towel foe Joe?  Again, where was Jill Biden while all of this happened? My wife wouldn't have let me leave the house if I was in that condition. Is Jill also working on a book?

Then, we get into the post-debate activities. Why didn't they pack Biden's ass into Air Force One and head home to the White House? No!! They went to a scheduled appearance where Jill sounded like Miss June from Romper Room saying, "Joe!! You answered all of the questions." That's a pretty low bar, even for a Democrat with dementia.

I guess that we will have to wait for the Jill Biden book to get the answers to all of these questions. I am too cheap to buy the Jake Tapper book, but friends who have read it told me that I haven't missed anything. 

Happy Truth Day!! 

What's the value of Citizenship?

 "A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away."-Barry Goldwater.

"Illegal immigrants are like the uninvited guy who shows up at your birthday party, scrapes a handful of icing off the cake and then eats it. After that, he demands that you share your gifts with him. Throw them out!!" -Gilbert Jones

Joe Biden flew in illegal immigrants in the dark of night so that they didn't have to swim the Rio Grande or sneak across the border from Canada. How many free flights has the government provided to American citizens? I haven't found anyone who was flown free and without a valid ID.

As an American citizen, I have to produce a government-issued ID to board a flight. Did all of these illegal immigrants have to produce a government-issued ID and be searched before boarding a plane? If you think the answer is "yes", call me immediately about some real estate investment opportunities.

I use a flip phone. The government provided free smartphones and service to illegal immigrants. How does this make sense? I pay taxes and get nothing. Some wetbacks illegally cross the border breaking several laws in the process and the Dims treat them like royalty. In what dimension does this make any sense?

Have you ever been flown to a strange country and been provided with a free flight, free smartphone and free lodging? Is it only in an America, run by a Democrat with dementia, that a foreigner can get that kind of deal?

Why don't citizens get the free shit and other benefits that illegal immigrants received? Is this just an attempt by the Biden Administration to buy the votes of future Americans?

Dating from the time of the ancient Greks and the Romans, citizenship has provided benefits to the holder that separated them from strangers from other lands. The apostle Paul was treated better than other Christians because he was a Roman citizen. If Paul shows up tomorrow, tell him not to claim that he is an American citizen. He won't get shit.

What other nations fly immigrants into their country and provide them with free lodging and free smartphones?

In several cities, including Washington D.C., they allow noncitizens to vote in local elections. Like I asked at the top of this rant, "What's the value of Citizenship?"

Just for the record, the Constitution is the guidelines for the rights of American citizens, not the rights of every schmuck that the Dims will let into the country. 

It is time to restore value to American citizenship.

If you don't blow your own horn???

Ed Wolfe at the Waffle House once told me, "If you don't blow your own horn, someone else will use it as a spittoon." With that in mind, I offer this post.

I spent last Friday and Saturday sweating my ass off at the 301 Endless Yard Sale in eastern North Carolina. For the past five years I have set up at the Selma Elementary School in Selam, naturally enough. It's always hot in June and out on the parking lot blacktop it's even hotter than hell. This year may have been the hottest so far. Or maybe I am just getting older and my hate for heat is growing.

Anyway, the sale is on Friday and Saturday. On Saturday afternoon, a guy wandered into my spaces and asked if he could take a picture of me. After determining that it was not for a "wanted" poster or a Gay Pride protest, I agreed. The next day I searched online and found this post on Facebook. It was also on the website "The State You're In," which is all things North Carolina. Other than getting the age of the Life magazines that I sell, I thought that it was great.  (My Life magazines are from 1937 to 1972.)

In the "comments" section they posted two of my sale signs which I have also added. 

The State You're In

June 21 at 3:40 PM  · 

#NorthCarolinaFieldNotes # 5 Mr. Jones & Me

Meet Gilbert Jones, seller, storyteller, and unofficial vibe curator of the 100 Mile Yard Sale.

Now listen, for every hot, sweaty, slightly grumpy soul we passed baking beside a folding table full of mismatched Tupperware and VHS tapes, there was someone like Gilbert, out there with a grin, a lawn chair, and a whole lot of joy. He wasn’t just participating in the yard sale, he was the yard sale. If this thing had a mayor, it’d be him. Self-declared, of course. And I believe it.

Gilbert had the best signs on the whole 301 stretch. You know how I know? Because he told me. And honestly, I didn’t need proof. I believed him the moment I read one on a box of tools said, “Things to loan your kids.”

This man doesn’t just sell, you get a full on front porch experience. Half the folks stopped by for the conversation and forgot to even look at what he had. And maybe that was the point. Gilbert’s table might’ve been covered in rusty wrenches and stacks of LIFE magazines from the ‘80s, but what he was really offering was something you can’t buy at Lowe’s or scroll past on Facebook Marketplace, genuine human connection.

In a world of swipes and screen time, Gilbert’s got the kind of easy charm that can’t be downloaded. He’s lived some years, got some stories, and can make you laugh so hard you forget it’s 95 degrees and your shirt is clinging to you like regrets at a high school reunion.

You see that grin? That’s a man who’s found his happy. A folding table, a hand painted sign, and a steady stream of folks who stop to talk, that’s all he needs.

Be like Gilbert. Be the light.

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Coonskin Cap?

 I guess that we should be thankful that Donald Trump's birthday isn't July 4th or the leftwing nutcases (Dims for short) would be trying to cancel that holiday.

Should Jasmine Crockett trade in one of her many wigs for a coonskin cap to match the classic Crockett image?

Democrats claim that their "No Kings" rallies on Saturday attracted more than five million people. They claim that this shows that they are more popular than Trump. They also claim that there were only about 250,000 people at the US Army Birthday celebration in Washington DC. They also claim that they had 2,000 gatherings around the country on Saturday that attracted five million losers and whiners. Of course, they might not have used those actual words to describe their followers, but they have a disdain for the truth. Trump held one event and had 250,000 in attendance, not counting those watching on television. Did any network televise a "No Kings" rally from start to finish? Call me when you are serious guys!!

If you are a liberal and still don't understand the preceding paragraph, let me break it down for you. You claim that you had twenty times as many people attend your events as Trump had who attended his single event. So, you held 2000 times as many events as Trump did but only drew 20 times as many attendees as he did.  You lose, deal with it. 

I have been offered a chance to appear on the new To Tell The Truth game show on Fox. I turned it down because I was unable to say "I am Tim Walz" without laughing like a mad man. Then they told me that I wasn't fat enough to appear with Alex Padilla.

Alex Padilla should simply "put a sock in it" because no one not named Joe Biden has less credibility than Alex Padilla. 

Tim Walz and his supporters are claiming that while Tim Walz did appoint shooter/murderer Vance Boelter to some government commission, he did it without knowing anything about him. That sounds a lot like dereliction of duty. I have never even been approached about serving on some government advisory board. Who makes appointments without at least running a background check? It's not like Walz didn't have a police force that could have done that for him. Can the governor not get the state police to do that? Minnesota, where any kook can get on a government commission. 

Looking back, the best thing to happen to Alex Padilla last week was that neither Tom Homan nor Kash Patel was at that press conference with Kristi Noem. 

In Utah at a "No Kings" rally on Saturday, an innocent man was shot and killed by a "peacekeeper". Only at a liberal protest do "peacekeepers" kill those in attendance. Nobody can keep the peace like a liberal. I thought that liberals were opposed to the "commoners" owning firearms. Or is that only at Republican events?

Monday Medley of Moronic Movements

In keeping with the "No Kings" idea, we now celebrate Martin Luther Day on a Monday in January. Great news for the Lutheran Church??

I have invented a time travel machine. I am going back in time to give Tim Walz's parents a brochure on the joys of masturbation. I may need to find someone to read it to them.

Fox has announced that they are doing a remake of "To Tell the Truth". The first show will feature three people all claiming to be Alex Padilla. The show will start with all three saying, "Do you know who I am?" No? Maybe?

Judge Breyer said that protesting against the federal government was okay. How is looting stores and assaulting state law enforcement officers a protest against the federal government?

Memo to Sen. Alex Padilla POS-CA: If you want to get treated like a United States Senator, start by acting like one.  Senators and Congressmen are not gods. They all have feet of clay, and some have brains of clay    

Pelosi's sock puppet, Hakeem Jeffries attacked Rep. Gabe Evans for his resolution on antisemitism. Jeffries said that Evans would be a one term Rep.  Just for the record, Puppet Man, Abe Lincoln was a one term Rep. 

Maybe if a group looted Judge Breyer's office and burned his car, he would get a little more insight into what a riot actually is. Maybe the protesters should chase his ass down the street?

After watching 30 seconds of a speech by Tampon Tim Walz, I realized that we need to reset the standard for "buffoon". Congrats Tampon Tim, you are now the gold standard for "buffoon"!! Walk tall, if you can!

Maxine Waters is still claiming that there has been "no violence" in the LA riots. I am starting a Go Fund Me page to get Moron Max a Seeing Eye dog. She can dress up the dog with a matching wig.

Hillary Clinton, America's Bitch-at-Large, criticized Trump and the parade on Saturday for the US Army's birthday. She wrote "On the other, millions of people across the country gathering peacefully to say: Here, we have no kings." We have no queens either, cunt. Before the C-word offends you, that's just an acronym for "Clinton uses no tact". Thanks!!

We need to send an army of tutors to gatherings of Democrats so that they can explain to the libs what "mostly peaceful" or "peaceful" actually means. Just for the record, "peaceful" almost never includes burning and looting. If cell phone stores and jewelry stores are looted, it is not considered "peaceful." Those activities are how some racial stereotypes come into existence. There's nothing like proving that some other idiots are right.

I hate to disagree with so many liberals, but I actually enjoyed the 250th Birthday for the U.S. Army parade on Saturday. Since I didn't have any rioting or assaults on police officers to attend, it made for a good evening in front of the television.

I think that "No Kings Day" was just reinforcing a stereotype. While the term "drag queen" is common, has anyone who is not a Dim, ever used the term "drag king"? Are the libs involved in some kind of sexual discrimination here? Is this what they meant by "No Kings"?

Finally, some good news. Puerto Rico is considering trying to separate from the United States and rejoin with Spain. I am confused. Does this mean that we will ship all of our Puerto Ricans back to Puerto Rico or do we send them to Spain?

No Schmucks Day??

 This screed is in response to those whiney ass liberals and Communists who are outraged that Donald Trump would stage a parade on the 250th anniversary of the United States Army. These are the same leftist pieces of dung who are holding a "No Kings Day" today. Liberals should actually be staging an honest celebration. I don't think that "No Brains Day" has been taken for use by any Communist group, at least not yet! Give it some thought, guys!

So, in what cannot possibly be a surprise, I have decided to celebrate "No Schmucks Day" today, Saturday, June 14. On "No Schmucks Day", we will circulate a petition asking Tim Walz to kill himself. He doesn't really need to do much; he is already brain dead. He can lead off the list of libs who should consider death by suicide. If not suicide, just leave the country and let the rest of us "suffer" in peace.

 Rachel Madcow and the staff at MSNBC should leave the country and end the suffering of the rest of us. Why stay here and make the rest of us miserable? Take those schmucks at CNN with you, Ray. If it's as bad here as you say, get the hell out!! Move to Ireland and ball Rosie O'Donnell so that you can appreciate things here in the United States!

"No Schmucks Day" should be the day that Americans ask all of their leftist friends and political leaders to go to some other country so that they can find out how good they have it here. We don't want to be miserable with you.

Fox should consider doing a remake of the old "To Tell the Truth" television show. Their first show should feature California senator Alex Padilla. The show should start just like the old version. Three different people would all make the same claim, "I am Alex Padilla". Just to give the real Padilla a better chance to be picked, they should have at least one transexual in the group. That could also serve as a tribute to California. Since apparently no one in the federal building where he allegedly works recognized him, he may still have a pretty good chance of fooling the panel even with the tranny cutting the odds.

Thanks to Israel deciding to attack Iran, Padilla has been forced off the front page of everything but the New York Times. That should give him time to practice his line, "I am Alex Padilla."

Making a case for a mandatory retirement age for federal judges, Judge Breyer issued a political statement/manifesto as a legal ruling. When it only takes two hours for an appeals court in California to pause your ruling, you have written some pretty stupid shit. I think that Breyer comparing Trump to King George put him over the top on the chances his ruling will be reversed by the appeals court. Only in California would a federal judge rule that people actually have a right to loot your business. Say it with me, "Impeach Federal Judges."

It's amazing that when Trump is involved, legal precedent has no part in the rulings of liberal judges. Kennedy could take control of the Alabama National Guard without some old geezer calling him a king, but Trump is not allowed the same rights as other Presidents. Kennedy could integrate the University of Alabama, but Trump isn't allowed to stop looting and burning in Los Angeles. Eisenhower took control of the Arkansas National Guard and then sent the 101st Airborne to Little Rock to integrate the schools without having to fight some Communist judge. Do you think that George Washington checked with a federal judge before he sent the militia out to end the Whisky Rebellion? Did Abe Lincoln check with a federal judge before sending an army out to fight the Civil War? Hell, did Lincoln even ask Congress for a declaration of war? Trump can't hold a candle to Lincoln when it comes to violating the Constitution. Maybe we should call him Honest Don? 

But Democrats call Trump a tyrant because they want people to riot. They live for the "chaos" that they accuse Trump of causing. They create chaos and then blame it on Trump. Even the slow among us can see that Dims are distorting the truth.

I am not a trained mental health professional, but you don't need to be one to see that liberals are in a serious mental health crisis over Donald Trump. Maybe Dr. Fauci should come up with a Trump Derangement Syndrome vaccine and mandate it for all liberals. If it works like the COVID vaccine, it won't cure or prevent anything. But unlike the COVID vaccine, death from the vaccine would not be considered an "adverse reaction" for liberals suffering under Trump.

Best comment of the week was about the riots in Los Angeles. Someone was talking about the rioters who were wrapping themselves in Mexican flags or waving Mexican flags. He said, "As far as I am concerned, those Mexican flags should serve as some kind of "Return to Sender" packaging."

Democrats are Drama Whores

 Yesterday, Sen. Alex Padilla tried to storm a press conference being held by Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. News reports are screaming that he was "forcibly removed" from the press conference. 

Padilla claimed that he was there exercising his "constitutional oversight authority" and that he just wanted to ask a question at Noem's "Q&A session". First, it was not a "Q&A session", it was an actual press conference. I am pretty sure that Padilla is not a member of the press. Beyond that, Padilla's "constitutional oversight authority" is not unlimited.

If Padilla doesn't understand that his "oversight" has limits, I suggest that he try to storm into the White House and charge towards President Trump at his next press conference. I am going to give you a hint, Padilla. Go ahead and put your own toe tag on and save the coroner the trouble of identifying you. This is the year 2025, if you charge toward an elected official, you are taking a pretty big risk. 

Some alleged newscaster said that Padilla actually works in that building. This moron is obviously confused. Padilla may have an office there, but let's check the log sheets and see how much time that he has actually spent there. The fact that no one recognized California's senior senator tells me that he doesn't spend a lot of time actually out in the public. It's not just Padilla, if Sen. Thom Tillis showed up at my front door, I would greet him holding a gun. Get over it guys, you aren't as famous as you think!!

Can Padilla show up at the CIA headquarters in Langley and demand to be let in to see what is going on there? Can he show up at Fort Knox and demand to see the gold? Can he go take pictures at Area 51? Can he just drive through the gate at Fort Bragg and not stop for the security guys?  I am certain that the answer to all of these is "No". This means that whole "oversight" thing comes with restrictions.

As a personal aside, back in 2008 I went to Fort Bragg to pick up a load of surplus that I had purchased. I was three cars back in the line waiting to clear security when a truck from some roofing company just went around all of us and headed in. It wasn't a pretty sight, but it was very entertaining for some of us. A couple of barriers popped up out of the pavement and about a dozen guys with rifles surrounded the truck in seconds. It was amazing how quickly those guys in the truck learned to speak English.

I am fascinated about how the Democrats and the media have become positively entranced with this whole "due process" thing, but don't bother following any "due process" themselves.

Why didn't the Dims conduct any "oversight authority" when there was a guy with dementia at the White House? Which Senator charged into the Oval Office and demanded a mental competency test for Biden? Where's the list of congressional Democrats wanting an investigation into the "auto pen" thing? Where was the "oversight" on that cocaine found in the White House? Was there any "oversight" of President Jill?

"Congressional oversight" is just the latest phrase to be popularized in the world's biggest case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. What are some previous examples of "Congressional Oversight"? Was Ted Kennedy just checking on federal funding of bridges when he became the only man in history to drive off of that bridge in Chappaquiddick?? Were the six Representatives and the one US Senator convicted in the "Abscam" thing years ago just exercising their "oversight' of the FBI? Just for the record, only one was a Republican.

Ultimately, voters have "oversight" on Congress. Let's use that power!!

Top Tuesday Taunts and Topics

 Can a responsible adult just put Greta Thunberg in "timeout" for the next twenty years? Are there any responsible adults in Sweden?  She has aged from a career as a child curiosity to her new image as a whining, leftist, twenty-something bitch. Sweden would have been better off just sending a couple of Volvos to Israel.

Hakeem Jeffries is either the biggest dumbass in the House or Nancy Pelosi's retarded sock puppet. You make the call!

If a few years ago you had told me that John Fetterman would be the most reasonable Democrat in the Senate, I would have called you crazy. But I was wrong. Yesterday, Fetterman showed that he is smarter than the average Democrat. He wrote this. “I unapologetically stand for free speech, peaceful demonstrations, and immigration—but this is not that. This is anarchy and true chaos. My party loses the moral high ground when we refuse to condemn setting cars on fire, destroying buildings, and assaulting law enforcement.”

Yesterday, 113 Democrats voted against a resolution condemning antisemitism in the Boulder, Colorado attack a few days ago. It was sponsored by Republican congressman Gabe Evans. Pelosi's sock puppet disagreed with Mr. Paul and had this comment for media members, "Who is this guy? He's not seriously concerned with combating antisemitism in America. This is not a serious effort. Antisemitism is a scourge on America. It shouldn't be weaponized politically." Of course, Rep. Sock Puppet failed to finish that last sentence. What he meant to say was, "It shouldn't be weaponized politically, except by Democrats."

Not to be outdone by a sock puppet or a piece of crap, Mr. Evans responded to the halfwit Hakeem and wrote on X, nee Twitter, "I served our nation in uniform in the Middle East, as a cop in Colorado, & now as a Congressman. This wildly offensive sentiment from Democrat's Leader is why antisemitism persists. The Left is unserious about finding real solutions."

Wait!! I forgot! Jeffries also said that Evans would only be a one term Congressman. I hate to break it to you Hakeem, but Abe Lincoln only served one term in Congress. He seemed to do okay.

The score is former Colorado cop, 1, Pelosi sock puppet 0. But who's keeping score, other than me?

In 1957, Gov. Orval Faubus of Arkansas activated the Arkansas National Guard to prevent the integration of Little Rock High School. President Eisenhower responded by federalizing the National Guard and taking control of it. Then he sent the 101st Airborne to Little Rock to make sure that the school was integrated. Like Eisenhower, Trump has a responsibility and the authority to deploy troops to keep the peace.

The Insurrection Act has been invoked by Presidents thirty times in US history. This despite the media labeling it as an archaic act that has rarely been used by Presidents. It's time for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act and send the Army and Marines to Los Angeles. Even an idiot or liberal, if there is a difference, can see that the situation there is out of control. 

Gavin Newsome, like Orval Faubus, seeks to allow rioters to run the government. I am sure that they are/were both Democrats is purely coincidental. 

A Democratic presidential primary between "Gruesome" Gavin Newsome and "Tampon Tim" Walz in 2028 would hopefully spell the end of the Democratic Party. There's not enough testosterone between those two guys to fill a slide for a microscope. Hillary Clinton could take either one of them in a fight.

Federal Judges and other Idiots

 Why can't we live in a country where federal judges are more concerned with the rights and safety of citizens than they are about the rights of illegal immigrants?

What part of illegal immigrants is it that federal judges don't seem to understand?

When will American citizens get the "due process" that we have been waiting for and seeing all the illegals back in their own lands?

In New York City, homeless veterans slept in the parks and on the streets. Illegal immigrants slept at the Roosevelt Hotel. We need to jail the people responsible for that.

Let's impeach a federal judge a week until they get the message about illegal immigrants. Let's start with Judge Bozo and Judge Slutkin in the District of Columbia. In the meantime, let's pull all of those federal law enforcement people providing security for federal judges and put them to work helping ICE reduce the population. Why should federal judges get more protection than you and I have? Hell, they are the ones setting the criminals free, not us.

Is Tampon Tim the new Top Gun for Democrat's? Tim may be the only adult male in the country shorter than Tom Cruise. Tampon Tim is Barney Fife without all of the testosterone.

Are the Democrats using the same writers as the schmucks at MSNBC and CNN? Why do the Dims and their media ass-lickers all say exactly the same things all on the same day? Is it some kind of braindead BINGO?

I haven't read Jake Tapper's book about how Biden misled 95% of the media organizations before finally falling apart in the debate with Trump. Of course, none of those folks talked about that until after election day. I am going to need a little more data, Jake. Your credibility is only a little higher than Sleepy Joe's. 

Jews overwhelmingly vote Democrat. My only question is "Why?". See my previous post for more on this. Why didn't Roosevelt ever mention what was going on in Germany with Hitler and the Jews?

Why do states like Colorado pass laws about immigration when it is clearly a function of the federal government? 

Democrats everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief after Karine Jean Pierre announced that she was becoming an independent. That were probably afraid that she was going to run for President. She knows that anybody can do that job. I guess that means that she will have to start a whole new binder. 

Hakeem Jeffries, Nancy Pelosi's pocket puppet, is threatening everyone in ICE with revealing their names and personal information. I believe the term is "doxxing". I think that the time to charge Hakeem with obstruction of justice is getting closer. Pam Bondi needs to bitch slap Hakeem back to reality.

Letitia James charged Trump for paying lower interest rates than the maximum and now is in the position of having lied about her state of residence to get a lower mortgage rate for her sister in Virginia. What's good for the goose is good for the gander?

Elon Musk and Trump disagree on the proposed budget. After spending the last few months trashing Trump and Musk, Dims don't know whether to shit or go blind? Can they unburn those Teslas? Can they unloot those dealerships?

I watched a story about the high-speed rail project in California today. They have spent $15 billion and haven't laid a foot of track. With Hollywood being in California, they should have just used the old Hooterville Cannonball from the Petticoat Junction series and saved $14.99 billion.

Pete Buttgig must have been the project supervisor on the California rail project before he built those 8 charging stations for $7.5 billion. At those prices, we should all be grateful that we didn't need a new White House built. I don't want to be the 200th million person to question Biden's judgment but, who hires a guy called "Pothole Pete" to be in charge of the highways? Pete brags about being gay, so we know he didn't get hired by dicking Dr. Jill. Maybe he helped Hunter find some crack?

Jasmine Crockett, AOC, Ilhan Omar, Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer, Dan Goldman, Eric "The King of Chinese Takeout" Swalwell and Richard "The Toys for Tots veteran" Blumenthal is a starting lineup that only a Democrat could like. This is the same group of people who are now considering admitting that Biden was braindead. They need to be charged with defrauding the American public. Somewhere, Glenn Turner is looking at the Democrats and thinking, "Hell! I got sued for being more honest than that!" Wait until the Dims bring back Koscot Interplanetary.

What's the good news? We have survived the biggest fraud in the history of American politics and lived to vote it out. The above mentioned dingleberries are clinging to power at the Capitol in Washington. We need to flush the toilet again in 2026 and finish the job!

No, I don't use an Autopen to write this blog.

Do you want fries with that hate??

 Twenty years ago, I was talking about French fries with the Sysco salesman who was even older and wiser than I. I asked him, "Gaylon, why do people use crinkle cut fries? I can't tell any difference in taste. I don't recall a customer ever asking, 'Do you have crinkle cut fries?" Gaylon laughed and responded, "They use crinkle cut fries because their father used crinkle cut fries. Their father used them because his father used them. 

I asked Gaylon that question because we used crinkle cut fries and when I asked the owner why, he didn't know why, other than we had always used them and he didn't want to change.

Why am I writing about this? Because the crinkle cut fries are a metaphor for much of what is going on in the world today. Palestinians are killing Jews because their parents killed Jews. The people in the Middle East are fighting each other because they have always fought each other. This is what they do. It does no good to tell them how much better life would be with peace, you can't show them the stupidity of their actions and how it follows a historical precedent. People don't want to admit that they are wrong, and they are damn sure not going to admit that their mother was wrong.

These idiot college students who are protesting and taking over buildings don't have a clue as to why they are doing this. They hate Jews but can't tell you why. They only know that their grandparents protested and demonstrated when they were in college in the 1960's and they are going to do the same thing. Time to cue up Hank Williams Jr. singing "Family Tradition".

In the civil rights struggle of the 1950's and 1960's. Jews sided with the blacks and supported their cause. Jews marched with them and helped fund the movement. Blacks have repaid the Jews for their efforts by hating and harming them. I know black people who have never met a Jew, can't define what a Jew is, and cannot explain why they hate them. They just know that they hate them.

If you don't believe that there is a problem between blacks and Jews, you either aren't paying attention or you are a reporter for a major network or even PBS. "Reporter" is a misnomer and has no relationship to the term "reporter" that was used in my ninth-grade journalism class taught by Norma Barbon Lobato at Pierce Junior High. Television networks don't cover the blacks hating Jews story because it is a no-win situation with both advertisers and viewers. The prejudice held by blacks against Jews is the "elephant in the room" that no one wants to talk about.

If you look around the United States today, you can see the same attitudes and prejudices about Jews that infected Germany in the 1920's and 1930's. It wasn't all about what Hitler did. He took an idea that a lot of Germans had and/or agreed with and made it work for him. Why didn't normal Germans speak up? Because they were afraid of the mob mentality. That is the same mentality that is showing itself today at our college campuses and in large cities across the nation.

The guy with the home-made flame thrower who injured eight people while setting his own shirt and vest afire the other day is a perfect example of this. He is from Egypt. He overstayed his visa in this country. Why did he want to attack old Jewish people? Because his father fought the Jews, his grandfather fought the Jews........... 

Can we get some original thought here? College students should not be allowed to protest against Israel without having visited Auschwitz. "Those who don't learn from history are condemned to repeat it." I have worked with young people for years and trust me, they don't know shit about history. 

In 1945, after visiting a German concentration camp, Gen. Eisenhower had these words for the press.  “Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses -because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Ike must have had a vision of college campuses in the United States in the 21st Century.

If "ignorance is bliss", this is the happiest generation in history. Do they want fries with that?

More Monday Morning Moans

 The federal judges who are ruling against Trump's claims that there has been an invasion of this country are wrong. Those judges would not notice an invasion if one bit them in the ass.  I realize that it may be asking a lot of a judge but maybe they should leave the confines of their courtrooms and actually look around the nation. Congress should pass a law requiring that within the next thirty days, EVERY federal judge must work an eight-hour shift as a greeter at Walmart. Let's call it an exercise in fact finding. It would certainly be an eye-opening experience for the judges.

The suspended Milwaukee Hannah Dugan, although not a federal judge, should prove to be a natural at the Walmart greeter job. She purports to have a lot of experience in showing illegals the quick way out of the building.

Bill Clinton claimed yesterday that he had met several times with Joe Biden and had not noticed any cognitive issues. Of course, this is the same Bill Clinton who told the world, "I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."  Unverified reports are that Clinton may be suffering some cognitive issues himself as he appeared not to remember Joe's last name and he kept referring to Biden as "Joe Blow". Hopefully, Bill is only referencing the cocaine found in the White House during Dr. Jill's administration.

Jill Biden is being compared to Lady Macbeth so frequently that she now is telling reporters that it is not Lady Macbeth, it is Dr. Macbeth.  

There are rumors among pollsters that Jill Biden is on the cusp of replacing Hillary Clinton in the polls as America's "First Bitch". Of course, Jill will insist that she be called "Dr. First Bitch".

Andrea Mitchell received a Peabody Award for "Career Achievement" on Sunday. I can only assume that there was a one award limit and that someone else won the "Shilling for the Democratic Party" lifetime award.

Andrea Mitchell said in an interview, "Trust is the coin of the realm, and we have to be the gold standard. We have to be absolutely right all the time."  Bad news Andrea, but you are the photocopied three-dollar bill standard. You are wrong almost all the time and no one with more than a room temperature IQ trusts you. By the way Andrea, congrats on receiving another meaningless award from your ass licking liberal friends/accomplices.

I love all of the manufactured controversy from liberals about the military parade coming in Washington on June 14. The same people who flock to parades and gatherings in Pride Month oppose celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States Army on June 14. Just for the record, it is the US Army's birthday. It is also Flag Day. And last, but certainly not least, it is President Donald Trump's birthday. That's probably what is really pissing off all of the leftists and Democrats and communists. But I repeat myself. 

I guess that liberals are worried that a US Army parade on the Army's birthday will somehow affect the sanctity of Pride Month. Hopefully, you noticed the sarcasm in that statement,

In 2016, I attended my first Trump rally. It was at the Greensboro Coliseum. The room was not even full. That was the last time I attended a Trump rally without having to wait in line. The rally was on June 14. There was a group of four women in front of me whom had brought a birthday cake for Trump and gave it to some staffer to give to him. Apparently, I must have been one of the few who didn't know it was Trump's birthday. It didn't matter; I don't bring birthday gifts to billionaires.

At the rally, there were three young black men sitting next to me. While we were waiting for Trump to arrive, (Trump is never there at the beginning of the rally), we talked about Trump. One of the men said, "My mother said that Trump was born on Flag Day. She said that is a sign from God." I asked him, "Well, what do you think?" He smiled and said, "I am nineteen. I don't argue with my mother." I laughed and said, "Good Plan!"

This is America, celebrate the holiday of your choice on June 14. 

No one is above the law??

 We have spent the last nine years listening to leftist scum and their elected officials chant "No one is above the law!" It's time to turn that chant into reality.

While we wait for all of the liberals to tell us how they knew that something was wrong with Joe Biden the whole time, let's start taking some action. This was obviously the biggest case of "I've got a Secret" since the television show of the same name folded almost sixty years ago. Everybody knew, but no one said a word. Do we need some kind of investigation into the unknown disease that caused this almost nationwide case of deafness and dumbness?

Here's a thought. In 2021, the Congress decided that a President could be impeached after his term ended for actions taken during his time in office. So that clears the decks for Biden to be tried. The House of Representatives needs to go ahead and vote for an impeachment of Joe Biden.

Congress needs to call in Jake Tapper as the first witness to explain how he managed to not notice that the old guy at the debate he was hosting was mentally unfit to participate. Who could have watched that debate happen right in front of his eyes just a few feet away and not see what was happening? Who other than an idiot "news" reporter working for CNN and shilling for the Democratic Party? CNN should have just brought in Hunter Biden as an impartial moderator as to use Jake the Fake Tapper as an impartial moderator.

How can anyone talk about the concept of being "above the law" and not mention Hannah Dugan? Dugan is the Milwaukee judge who tried to help an illegal escape from her courtroom and avoid ICE.

She is now claiming that she has "total immunity" in anything that she does while performing her job as a judge. No one with more than a room temperature IQ should believe this argument from Dugan. 

She told the agents waiting in the hall outside her courtroom that they needed to get a warrant from another judge before they could take the illegal immigrant. This was not true, but it gave her enough time to hustle the wetback out another exit used by members of the court and staff.

I am not a lawyer or a judge, but the idea that law enforcement needs a warrant to arrest someone they see violating federal law is absurd. Willie the Wetback is violating federal law just by being in the country illegally. Every minute that he is here, he is violating the law. It's like watching someone assault another person. If the police are watching you assault someone, they don't need a warrant. The crime is being committed right in front of them. If you are here illegally, you are committing that crime every minute of every day. Book 'em, Danno!!

Judge Duffus Dugan needs to be convicted and sentenced to thirty days at Guantanamo. She needs to be removed from her job and never again be allowed to serve as a judge.

Last, but certainly not least, is NY AG Letitia James. Her attorney, Abbe Lowell, the same ambulance chasing scumsucker who represented Hunter Biden, claims that James has not done anything illegal. He also maintains that those documents that she signed claiming to make Virginia her home have no validity. No one without a (D) behind their name believes a word she says. Remember Letitia, "No one is above the law".