Krooks, Kooks and Kuntz

When I was in high school, the library had Newsweek available to read. I looked at a couple of issues and realized that it was a second rate, horseshit, alleged news magazine. I never read it again. Fast forward more than fifty years and that swill keeps popping up on my screen when I try to find out what is happening in the world. Some things never change; Newsweek is an example.

Newsweek has survived for more than 55 years after I first read a copy. I can't believe that they have lasted that long without a swimsuit issue. Or do they have one? 

Is "Pravda" Russian for "Newsweek"?

The Pittsburgh Steelers played the New Orleans Saints in Paris this weekend. That game will keep the French playing soccer. and never taking up American football.

The Steelers have a long snapper named Christian Kuntz. To send a guy named Christian to the Islamic city of Paris was kind of risky. Apparently, he survived the experience. I am not even going to start any comments on the last name of Kuntz. Maybe the "K" is silent?? Is it a long "U"? I am not sure that would be much better. With "long snapper" and "Kuntz" in the same space, the jokes should just write themselves. I will just stop here!

Due to the constitutionally deficient "blue slip" system that the US Senate Politburo uses for political appointees, President Trump has not been able to get a United States Attorney confirmed for the Eastern District of Virginia in almost two years. This is the district that indicted L. Louise Lucas, the "Generational Wealth Pot Queen" of Portsmouth, VA last week. With an investigation that has gone on for several years, is it more than a coincidence that President Trump has been unable to get a US Attorney confirmed for that district? Todd Blanche had to step in, take over, and announce those indictments. 

There seems to be a bad smell around Virginia's US Senators Warner and Kaine on this issue. Were they protecting Loser Louise Lucas from prosecution by the DOJ by keeping the office without a US Attorney? What did Warner and Kaine know and when did they know it? The whole thing sounds pretty sketchy to me. If they were trying to keep an investigation from being pursued by limiting leadership, these clowns need to go to jail with Loser Louise.

Despite a senior state law enforcement officer telling Loser Louise TWICE that she was breaking the law by selling pot in her stores, there was never an investigation by local or state officials. There's nothing here that makes sense other than blatant political corruption. 

Loser Louise was taken to her first federal court appearance in handcuffs and shackles. We need to see more politicians wearing that kind of jewelry.

I watched two innings of the World Series game on Saturday night. If the Series goes seven games, I might be able to squeeze in watching another inning, maybe two.

Political Corruption in the Old Dominion?

First and this may be the most important thing that I write today, my most recent post title, "L. Louise Lucas, Loser-at-Large" was my 1600th post on what now seems to be an endless mental road trip, this blog.

If I had known more than twenty-one years ago that I would still be scrawling this swill today, I might have picked up a National Enquirer at the grocery store checkout lane and read instead.

Having got that historical footnote out of the way, let's move on.

I will start with where I left off the other day, writing about Virginia State Senator L. Louise Lucas. I read the federal indictment against Virginia's biggest proponent of creating "generational wealth". Here's a link to the 45-page story of government corruption. https://www.virginiascope.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/gov.uscourts.vaed_.608205.3.0_1.pdf

Allow me to share a few thoughts with you. According to the indictment, Loser Louise is running her pot store enterprise on the basis of creating "generational wealth" for herself and her family. I pity the poor voters of her district who elected her to represent their interests. Typical corrupt politicians share an attitude, "it's all about me."

Here are a few excerpts from the indictment.

E. On June 10, 2020, LOUISE LUCAS participated in certain protest activity in Portsmouth, VA. The Portsmouth Chief charged LOUISE LUCAS with two felony charges arising from the protests. After the filing of these charges, the Chief was placed on leave. In November 2020, the Commonwealth Attorney for Portsmouth dismissed the charges against LOUISE LUCAS. The Police Chief was fired the same day.

That protest involved a Confederate statue that was damaged by the "peaceful" protestors with L. Louise Lucas being one of the protest leaders.

Here's a Facebook post from the Law Enforcement Legal Defense Fund. 

"In June 2020, a crowd gathered in Portsmouth, Virginia to deface and dismantle a Confederate monument—with State Senator Louise Lucas amongst them.

Lucas is captured on police body worn camera telling officers on scene “I’m Senator Louise Lucas. I know I’m in disguise, but they are going to put some paint on this thing. You can not arrest them. You need to call Dr. Patton (the city manager), because they are going to do it. You can’t stop them. This is city property.”

When Angela Greene, then police chief, told protesters to stop their vandalism and alerted Lucas that they were “not authorized to be on the property,” Lucas replied “They are now. They are now. This is city-owned property.”

Greene assured Lucas that she had, in fact, just spoken to the city manager and confirmed that no such action was permitted.

Chief Greene refused to back down. She later launched an investigation and announced felony charges (including injury to a monument and conspiracy) against Senator Lucas and several others for their lawlessness that day.

Shockingly, the felony charges against Senator Lucas and the other defendants were dismissed later that year... 

And Chief Greene was wrongfully terminated for upholding the law.

LELDF was proud to support Greene's lawsuit against the city and various officials—and though her suit was not successful, it is undeniable that she was severely wronged for standing up for law and order."

It may be time for Chief Greene to tell her story to someone in the suddenly interested press.

K. Following his hiring in 2022, a senior law enforcement officer warned LOUISE LUCAS that selling marijuana was illegal and was going to get her in trouble one day. At a subsequent meeting between the senior law enforcement officer, another Virginia state legislator, and LOUISE LUCAS to discuss the various issues related to law enforcement, the senior law enforcement officer reiterated that LOUISE LUCAS needed to stop selling marijuana and asked her why, given that she was a state senator and a wealthy Woman, she would engage in criminal behavior. LOUISE LUCAS did not answer this question. The legislator agreed that LOUISE LUCAS should not associate herself with selling marijuana, while it was still illegal.

O. No state criminal prosecution has ever been initiated concerning the activity of The Cannabis Outlet.

The indictment also lists payments made by Lucas to Prince Albert William Hudson III, who seems to have been her weed supplier. Prince Albert may end up back in the can. Yeah, I know that's an old joke. Prince Albert owns a store in Danville, Virginia, about twenty miles from my home. His business is called "Exotic World". If you guessed that I have never even driven by there, you are correct.

I believe that Sheriff Buford T. Justice said it best. "What we are dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law." 

The law enforcement agencies in the state of Virginia, have completely ignored the illegal activities of L. Louise Lucas. The state law enforcement agencies knew what was going on and ignored it. Having indicted Loser Louise, the Department of Justice needs to investigate Virginia state law enforcement agencies. The Department of Justice needs to expand their investigation into corruption in Virginia's state government. Obviously, if the second highest member of the state legislature is illegally dealing in pot sales and local police aren't doing something, something is radically wrong. 

Would the Virginia law enforcement agencies have had their heads so far up their asses if it had been a thirty-year-old white guy with Trump stickers on his truck? We all know the answer. What we are looking at here is racial and political injustice in Virginia. This is everything that is wrong with government.

It's not looking good for the Old Dominion. Governor Spam-Burger and others need to man the pumps. Virginia's ship of state is taking on some serious water. Spam-Burger is outraged that they announced the indictments just before an election. She just leaves out the part where Lucas is not up for election this year, as are no other state offices in Virginia. If you didn't get the memo Spam-Burger, this year is local offices.

L. Louise Lucas, Loser-at-Large??

Virginia State Senator L. Louise Lucas surrendered this morning to federal authorities in Norfolk, Virginia. A federal grand jury returned the indictment last week.

This from CBS News, "According to a 45-page indictment filed in the Eastern District of Virginia, Lucas and six other co-defendants are charged with conspiring to distribute and possess marijuana, conspiring to launder money, laundering money and committing bribery by distributing large quantities of illegal marijuana under the auspices of her legal medical cannabis business."

Virginia Governor Abigail Spam-burger criticized the DOJ for releasing the indictments just before the elections. Attorney General Todd Blanche pointed out that Virginia is not electing state officials this year, they did that last year. He also said that the 60-day-rule is an unwritten protocol and is not in the DOJ Policy Manual. 

So, in Spam-Burger world you can't arrest anyone in an election year. Of course, that rule obviously only applies to Democrats, you can drag a former Republican President into a New York City courtroom at any time. For Democrats to bitch about Republicans prosecuting Democrats is a comedy from the DC Theater of the Absurd. Blanche also pointed out that the investigation started several years ago in a different administration.

Attorney General Todd Blanche pointed out the fallacies of both Senator Lucas' and Governor Spam-Burger's comments. To his credit, Blanche is a much more restrained man than I am. If Spam-Burger had said that to me, my response would have been a simple, but eloquent, "You're shitting me, right?"

Senator Lucas, of course, blames this all on Jim Crow laws. I realize that she is 82, but can someone tell her that the Jim Crow laws are gone with the wind. An 82-year-old black female is the Speaker Pro Tempore of the Virginia legislature, and she is complaining about Jim Crow. She is actually responsible for making the laws. This is the kind of leftist, Communist, racist thinking that you can't even make up today. She has been in the state legislature since 1991. This is the best argument for term limits that I have heard this month.

I am delighted that Senator Lucas did not try to take all of the graft and corruption money by herself. She has six co-defendants, including her two daughters and a grandson. There may be Italians and Sicilians somewhere who are following this story and thinking, "Why didn't we do that?"

The charges show that Lucas directed the purchase and sale of over 100 kilograms of illegal marijuana. The motivational posters on her pot shop walls must read, "Go Big or Go Home!!"

Just to demonstrate that I am not just now ranting about the disgraceful Sen. Lucas, I posted about Sen. Lucas and her "pot plantation" on May 7, May 11, and May 15 on this blog. Here's three links:

It's All Black and White for Democrats Random Moments of Lunacy: It's all black and white for Democrats

Miscellaneous Monday Mentions Random Moments of Lunacy: Miscellaneous Monday Mentions

Mid-Week Musing?? Random Moments of Lunacy: Mid-Week Musing??

The Political Wit and Wisdom of Wednesday

 Ilhan Omar, missing for several days, has been spotted in Texas. Shoppers across the state are reporting that her face is now on the sides of milk cartons, replacing James Talarico who finally surfaced again last week.

I am still trying to understand how a devout Muslim woman and her devout Muslim husband, owned a winery. Who do they think that they are, Baptists??

It has been revealed that the explosion in autism rates among immigrants in Minnesota is somehow related to the fact that recipients with autism get paid more. Helen Keller could have seen that one coming.

The walls in the Walmart restroom are alive with the sound of poetry. Spotted in the Reidsville store's men's room today was this masterpiece:                                                                                                         "Here I sit on the pooper,

 giving birth, 

to a voter for Cooper." 

If you are not in North Carolina, former NC governor Roy Cooper is running for the United States Senate. After screwing the citizens of North Carolina for 40 years, Roy is taking his campaign of graft and corruption to a national market. I don't think that Roy is healthy enough to last the six years. I will post more about this when I get a "cease and desist" letter from his attorneys about that remark.

My beloved and I will be out of the state on Election Day, so we went to the county seat of Yanceyville to vote early today. There were more people there than I expected. 

There is only one location in Caswell County for early voting. Unlike college students in Greensboro, no one gathered a mob to march and protest the lack of a polling place within a five-minute walk. We just drove to the early voting location.

At the polling location, you have to present a Photo ID to vote. In the twenty minutes that we were there, I saw exactly ZERO people turned away for lack of ID. Everyone had a photo ID. They actually verify your ID against the voter registration rolls. If little Caswell County can do this, the leftist dickheads in North Carolina's larger cities and counties should be able to pull it off. 

 The county liquor store in town also requires a photo ID. I saw no one protesting there, either.  Maybe we just aren't as stupid as people in large cities.

Let me go ahead and put a couple of other leftist claims to rest. Libtards (Democrats) are claiming that women who are married and have changed their names will have trouble getting a photo ID with their married name on it. My wife and I have shared a last name for 47 years, she's never had a problem getting an ID. NEVER!! The loser libs also claimed that adoptees would have trouble getting an ID. Sorry dumbasses, but I was adopted as a child. I have never had a problem getting any kind of ID. If you see me, I will show you my photo ID, if you will show me yours!!

Top Ten Tuesday Tales, Topics and Taunts

 1. Angie Nixon, Democratic US Senate candidate in Florida. has caused me to expand my definition of "whacko broad". This woman has left "whacko broad" in the dust and has moved to "lunatic bitch". If she were a dog, someone would have put her down by now to keep the breed from spreading. 

2. Is Angie Nixon just Gavin Newsome in drag? Are there any pictures of them appearing in public together? Inquiring minds want to know!!

3. In the absence of a President with dementia, Federal judges are trying to run the country. From what trees can be cut to what fountain people can use as a swimming hole, Federal judges think that they run the nation. Attorney General Todd Blanche needs to get the attention of the judges by pulling all of the US Marshalls out of the federal courthouses. Once they have experienced the peril in which they have placed all of the rest of us American citizens, maybe they will come to their senses. 

4. Regardless of their political affiliation, I will vote for the first son of a bitch who proposes five-year terms at each level for federal judges. Five and farewell!!

5. Texas Senate candidate James Talarico disappeared for nine or ten days a couple of weeks ago. He then claimed that he had the flu. Democrats are spending more than half a billion bucks on this guy's campaign, and nobody hired a spokesman? You're shitting me, right? What happens if he gets elected and decides to take a powder for ten days while the Senate is trying to pass some actual legislation? Is CNN on his campaign payroll?

6. Can you imagine the state of the news media if Trump didn't show or call for ten days? Of course, this is just another example of the hypocrisy of liberals. Rules for thee, but not for me??

7. No one has seen Ilhan Omar in days. Who does she think she is, James Talarico? Just to be fair, she could be doing a Mitch McConnell impression.

8. Democrats hate successful people. Why? Because successful people don't need all of the free shit to which Democrats are trying to get the rest of the population addicted to so that they will vote Democratic.

9. Next weekend is the GHOE. That is the Greatest Homecoming On Earth at North Carolina A&T University in Greensboro. If you hate waiting in lines, stay away from liquor stores, restaurants, bars and hospital emergency rooms. By the way, this will be the 100th celebration of homecoming at A&T.

A local bookie is taking bets on the body count for the annual festivities. He works on a Thursday to Sunday total if you are interested. He won't take bets from law enforcement people. He claims that would be "insider trading".

10. Adam Hamilton is the Democratic candidate for the US Senate seat in Kansas. Hamilton is the lead pastor at The Church of the Resurrection, a United Methodist Church. Hamilton is a talented speaker/preacher. However, five minutes of listening to him reminds me of why the United Methodist Church split. If you live in Kansas, vote red!! Think of Dorothy's ruby slippers!!

Monday Morning Mixture

This weekend a young man in Michigan asked Abdul El-Sayed if he would disavow the Muslim Brotherhood. El-Sayed spent more than four minutes attacking the young man for asking the question while not bothering to answer the question. His lack of an answer is the answer to the question.

 Abdul El-Sayed is claiming that for people to ask him about the Muslim Brotherhood is comparable to John Kennedy being asked about the Vatican and the Catholic church during his 1960 campaign. That's like someone claiming that asking them if they are in the KKK is like asking Jimmy Carter if he was a Baptist. El-Sayed's chain has no links.

It's time for us to redefine the term "Doctor". El-Sayed has a medical degree. He has never done a residency. He is not licensed to practice medicine. He has served as the director of the Detroit Health Department, but he has never actually practiced medicine. So, a guy who has never actually treated a medical patient is deciding how people should receive medical care. Based on what I see online, there's a strong possibility that I may be the only breathing human in our solar system who thinks that this concept is incredibly stupid.

Why in the name of all that is holy do we let "Doctors" who have never actually seen a patient tell us all how we should handle a medical issue? The name Dr. Fauci comes to mind right now. Mandy Cohen is a close second. Fauci, Cohen and thousands like them may be "scientists" (and I am not sure about that), but I don't believe that they are real doctors.

If Dr. Jill Biden and Dr. Phil have not completely destroyed the idea of "Doctor" having real meaning, then I believe that Dr. Fauci may have administered the "death ray" for the term.  If you want to be called "Doctor", practice medicine.  

If that doesn't make sense to you, let's go another direction. I love history. I love to study wars. I have been to hundreds of battlefields. If I see a historical marker about a battle, I stop. Do I tell people to call me "General"?  Hell, no!! Let's end the practice of labeling every schmuck who stayed in school too long "Doctor".

I checked the schedule for the World Series this morning. If the Series goes for seven games, the last game will be played on October 31. It's a night game, so there's a possibility that it could be the first World Series to end in November. 

The Series scheduling is kind of like the "Super Bowl". The Super Bowl used to be played in mid-January, now it's fighting Valentine's Day in mid-February for attention. They have never played a Super Bowl on Valentine's Day, I am guessing that they never will. 

In the North Carolina US Senate race, the law firm of Marc Elias is representing Roy Cooper. Last week, the Elias Law Group sent the North State Journal a "cease and desist" letter for asking if Cooper had any medical issues that would prevent him from serving the six-year term if he wins the election. The Journal had sent Cooper's campaign eight letters without a response. Cooper's opponent, Michael Whatley's campaign answered the Journal's question on the first try without needing an attorney. If something sounds strange here, you are correct. What's the Cooper campaign concealing? 

Does the El-Sayed campaign use the same attorney as the Cooper campaign?

Sen. Slutkin, Fascist at Large?

 Elissa Slotkin, who went from the CIA to the Senate has violated the long-standing policy of both the CIA and the Democratic Party. That rule is "Don't say anything that is coherent." 

It's an old theory, "If you can't be quoted, you can't be misquoted."  Or "If you can't be understood, you can't be misunderstood." There's the always appropriate "Better not to say anything and have people believe that you are an idiot than to open your mouth and confirm that you are an idiot."

I found this picture of Senator Slotkin on this Democratic Party recruiting poster online.

She appeared on a program at the University of Chicago last week telling people that we need to prosecute young people who participate in the Trump Administration to keep them from supporting Trump. Leave it to the Communist from the CIA to publicly say what they didn't want us to know. They want to prosecute people based on their political beliefs. She needs to be removed from the Senate and any future public offices.

The arrogance of liberals is simply breathtaking. This is just another case of a whacko liberal broad who thinks that conservatives are below them. She should be committed to an insane asylum while they try to cure her Trump Derangement Syndrome.