L. Louise Lucas, Loser-at-Large??

Virginia State Senator L. Louise Lucas surrendered this morning to federal authorities in Norfolk, Virginia. A federal grand jury returned the indictment last week.

This from CBS News, "According to a 45-page indictment filed in the Eastern District of Virginia, Lucas and six other co-defendants are charged with conspiring to distribute and possess marijuana, conspiring to launder money, laundering money and committing bribery by distributing large quantities of illegal marijuana under the auspices of her legal medical cannabis business."

Virginia Governor Abigail Spam-burger criticized the DOJ for releasing the indictments just before the elections. Attorney General Todd Blanche pointed out that Virginia is not electing state officials this year, they did that last year. He also said that the 60-day-rule is an unwritten protocol and is not in the DOJ Policy Manual. 

So, in Spam-Burger world you can't arrest anyone in an election year. Of course, that rule obviously only applies to Democrats, you can drag a former Republican President into a New York City courtroom at any time. For Democrats to bitch about Republicans prosecuting Democrats is a comedy from the DC Theater of the Absurd. Blanche also pointed out that the investigation started several years ago in a different administration.

Attorney General Todd Blanche pointed out the fallacies of both Senator Lucas' and Governor Spam-Burger's comments. To his credit, Blanche is a much more restrained man than I am. If Spam-Burger had said that to me, my response would have been a simple, but eloquent, "You're shitting me, right?"

Senator Lucas, of course, blames this all on Jim Crow laws. I realize that she is 82, but can someone tell her that the Jim Crow laws are gone with the wind. An 82-year-old black female is the Speaker Pro Tempore of the Virginia legislature, and she is complaining about Jim Crow. She is actually responsible for making the laws. This is the kind of leftist, Communist, racist thinking that you can't even make up today. She has been in the state legislature since 1991. This is the best argument for term limits that I have heard this month.

I am delighted that Senator Lucas did not try to take all of the graft and corruption money by herself. She has six co-defendants, including her two daughters and a grandson. There may be Italians and Sicilians somewhere who are following this story and thinking, "Why didn't we do that?"

The charges show that Lucas directed the purchase and sale of over 100 kilograms of illegal marijuana. The motivational posters on her pot shop walls must read, "Go Big or Go Home!!"

Just to demonstrate that I am not just now ranting about the disgraceful Sen. Lucas, I posted about Sen. Lucas and her "pot plantation" on May 7, May 11, and May 15 on this blog. Here's three links:

It's All Black and White for Democrats Random Moments of Lunacy: It's all black and white for Democrats

Miscellaneous Monday Mentions Random Moments of Lunacy: Miscellaneous Monday Mentions

Mid-Week Musing?? Random Moments of Lunacy: Mid-Week Musing??

The Political Wit and Wisdom of Wednesday

 Ilhan Omar, missing for several days, has been spotted in Texas. Shoppers across the state are reporting that her face is now on the sides of milk cartons, replacing James Talarico who finally surfaced again last week.

I am still trying to understand how a devout Muslim woman and her devout Muslim husband, owned a winery. Who do they think that they are, Baptists??

It has been revealed that the explosion in autism rates among immigrants in Minnesota is somehow related to the fact that recipients with autism get paid more. Helen Keller could have seen that one coming.

The walls in the Walmart restroom are alive with the sound of poetry. Spotted in the Reidsville store's men's room today was this masterpiece:                                                                                                         "Here I sit on the pooper,

 giving birth, 

to a voter for Cooper." 

If you are not in North Carolina, former NC governor Roy Cooper is running for the United States Senate. After screwing the citizens of North Carolina for 40 years, Roy is taking his campaign of graft and corruption to a national market. I don't think that Roy is healthy enough to last the six years. I will post more about this when I get a "cease and desist" letter from his attorneys about that remark.

My beloved and I will be out of the state on Election Day, so we went to the county seat of Yanceyville to vote early today. There were more people there than I expected. 

There is only one location in Caswell County for early voting. Unlike college students in Greensboro, no one gathered a mob to march and protest the lack of a polling place within a five-minute walk. We just drove to the early voting location.

At the polling location, you have to present a Photo ID to vote. In the twenty minutes that we were there, I saw exactly ZERO people turned away for lack of ID. Everyone had a photo ID. They actually verify your ID against the voter registration rolls. If little Caswell County can do this, the leftist dickheads in North Carolina's larger cities and counties should be able to pull it off. 

 The county liquor store in town also requires a photo ID. I saw no one protesting there, either.  Maybe we just aren't as stupid as people in large cities.

Let me go ahead and put a couple of other leftist claims to rest. Libtards (Democrats) are claiming that women who are married and have changed their names will have trouble getting a photo ID with their married name on it. My wife and I have shared a last name for 47 years, she's never had a problem getting an ID. NEVER!! The loser libs also claimed that adoptees would have trouble getting an ID. Sorry dumbasses, but I was adopted as a child. I have never had a problem getting any kind of ID. If you see me, I will show you my photo ID, if you will show me yours!!

Top Ten Tuesday Tales, Topics and Taunts

 1. Angie Nixon, Democratic US Senate candidate in Florida. has caused me to expand my definition of "whacko broad". This woman has left "whacko broad" in the dust and has moved to "lunatic bitch". If she were a dog, someone would have put her down by now to keep the breed from spreading. 

2. Is Angie Nixon just Gavin Newsome in drag? Are there any pictures of them appearing in public together? Inquiring minds want to know!!

3. In the absence of a President with dementia, Federal judges are trying to run the country. From what trees can be cut to what fountain people can use as a swimming hole, Federal judges think that they run the nation. Attorney General Todd Blanche needs to get the attention of the judges by pulling all of the US Marshalls out of the federal courthouses. Once they have experienced the peril in which they have placed all of the rest of us American citizens, maybe they will come to their senses. 

4. Regardless of their political affiliation, I will vote for the first son of a bitch who proposes five-year terms at each level for federal judges. Five and farewell!!

5. Texas Senate candidate James Talarico disappeared for nine or ten days a couple of weeks ago. He then claimed that he had the flu. Democrats are spending more than half a billion bucks on this guy's campaign, and nobody hired a spokesman? You're shitting me, right? What happens if he gets elected and decides to take a powder for ten days while the Senate is trying to pass some actual legislation? Is CNN on his campaign payroll?

6. Can you imagine the state of the news media if Trump didn't show or call for ten days? Of course, this is just another example of the hypocrisy of liberals. Rules for thee, but not for me??

7. No one has seen Ilhan Omar in days. Who does she think she is, James Talarico? Just to be fair, she could be doing a Mitch McConnell impression.

8. Democrats hate successful people. Why? Because successful people don't need all of the free shit to which Democrats are trying to get the rest of the population addicted to so that they will vote Democratic.

9. Next weekend is the GHOE. That is the Greatest Homecoming On Earth at North Carolina A&T University in Greensboro. If you hate waiting in lines, stay away from liquor stores, restaurants, bars and hospital emergency rooms. By the way, this will be the 100th celebration of homecoming at A&T.

A local bookie is taking bets on the body count for the annual festivities. He works on a Thursday to Sunday total if you are interested. He won't take bets from law enforcement people. He claims that would be "insider trading".

10. Adam Hamilton is the Democratic candidate for the US Senate seat in Kansas. Hamilton is the lead pastor at The Church of the Resurrection, a United Methodist Church. Hamilton is a talented speaker/preacher. However, five minutes of listening to him reminds me of why the United Methodist Church split. If you live in Kansas, vote red!! Think of Dorothy's ruby slippers!!

Monday Morning Mixture

This weekend a young man in Michigan asked Abdul El-Sayed if he would disavow the Muslim Brotherhood. El-Sayed spent more than four minutes attacking the young man for asking the question while not bothering to answer the question. His lack of an answer is the answer to the question.

 Abdul El-Sayed is claiming that for people to ask him about the Muslim Brotherhood is comparable to John Kennedy being asked about the Vatican and the Catholic church during his 1960 campaign. That's like someone claiming that asking them if they are in the KKK is like asking Jimmy Carter if he was a Baptist. El-Sayed's chain has no links.

It's time for us to redefine the term "Doctor". El-Sayed has a medical degree. He has never done a residency. He is not licensed to practice medicine. He has served as the director of the Detroit Health Department, but he has never actually practiced medicine. So, a guy who has never actually treated a medical patient is deciding how people should receive medical care. Based on what I see online, there's a strong possibility that I may be the only breathing human in our solar system who thinks that this concept is incredibly stupid.

Why in the name of all that is holy do we let "Doctors" who have never actually seen a patient tell us all how we should handle a medical issue? The name Dr. Fauci comes to mind right now. Mandy Cohen is a close second. Fauci, Cohen and thousands like them may be "scientists" (and I am not sure about that), but I don't believe that they are real doctors.

If Dr. Jill Biden and Dr. Phil have not completely destroyed the idea of "Doctor" having real meaning, then I believe that Dr. Fauci may have administered the "death ray" for the term.  If you want to be called "Doctor", practice medicine.  

If that doesn't make sense to you, let's go another direction. I love history. I love to study wars. I have been to hundreds of battlefields. If I see a historical marker about a battle, I stop. Do I tell people to call me "General"?  Hell, no!! Let's end the practice of labeling every schmuck who stayed in school too long "Doctor".

I checked the schedule for the World Series this morning. If the Series goes for seven games, the last game will be played on October 31. It's a night game, so there's a possibility that it could be the first World Series to end in November. 

The Series scheduling is kind of like the "Super Bowl". The Super Bowl used to be played in mid-January, now it's fighting Valentine's Day in mid-February for attention. They have never played a Super Bowl on Valentine's Day, I am guessing that they never will. 

In the North Carolina US Senate race, the law firm of Marc Elias is representing Roy Cooper. Last week, the Elias Law Group sent the North State Journal a "cease and desist" letter for asking if Cooper had any medical issues that would prevent him from serving the six-year term if he wins the election. The Journal had sent Cooper's campaign eight letters without a response. Cooper's opponent, Michael Whatley's campaign answered the Journal's question on the first try without needing an attorney. If something sounds strange here, you are correct. What's the Cooper campaign concealing? 

Does the El-Sayed campaign use the same attorney as the Cooper campaign?

Sen. Slutkin, Fascist at Large?

 Elissa Slotkin, who went from the CIA to the Senate has violated the long-standing policy of both the CIA and the Democratic Party. That rule is "Don't say anything that is coherent." 

It's an old theory, "If you can't be quoted, you can't be misquoted."  Or "If you can't be understood, you can't be misunderstood." There's the always appropriate "Better not to say anything and have people believe that you are an idiot than to open your mouth and confirm that you are an idiot."

I found this picture of Senator Slotkin on this Democratic Party recruiting poster online.

She appeared on a program at the University of Chicago last week telling people that we need to prosecute young people who participate in the Trump Administration to keep them from supporting Trump. Leave it to the Communist from the CIA to publicly say what they didn't want us to know. They want to prosecute people based on their political beliefs. She needs to be removed from the Senate and any future public offices.

The arrogance of liberals is simply breathtaking. This is just another case of a whacko liberal broad who thinks that conservatives are below them. She should be committed to an insane asylum while they try to cure her Trump Derangement Syndrome. 

Know Kings???

Today was marked by another round of "No Kings" rallies and marches attended by hordes of old hippies across the nation. Apparently, they either skipped school or burned a nickel bag in the restroom on the days that we studied Civics in high school. Memo to the peckerheads marching in these rallies, we haven't had a king in 250 years and the rest of us are pretty sure that we aren't starting to have one this year.

A quick look at the news showing groups across the land marching on a beautiful fall day when they could have been at a picnic tells me exactly how stupid or desperate for some Soros cash in their pocket, that these folks really are. Why waste a beautiful fall day protesting a problem that we don't have?

These protestors and their leaders are making the case for a mandatory vaccine against Trump Derangement Syndrome. These protestors are probably still lining up for the COVID vaccine. If they are, it's a miracle that this many are still alive.

I caught a few minutes of the march videos from across the land on the news. These protesters were the same losers who were marching against everything in the 1970's. I guess that old habits are hard to break. Their parents were probably losers too. I will bet that their parents went to school with Maynard G. Krebs. It's obviously hard to break that family tradition of bad decisions and lack of thought. There's a country music song somewhere in these first few paragraphs.

I am obviously not a good judge of aberrant behavior by people who I thought were "normal" or whatever word you use in your world. I saw a post from an acquaintance who I knew more than twenty years ago and was stunned. This guy has a PhD, which just helps make my case against the proliferation of useless college degrees. I may have to check just to see if he went to school with Dr. Jill.

I am so damn tired of leftist halfwits labeling everyone on the right as fascists and Nazis, I may have to drive my Panzer tank through the next "No Kings" rally. If you just got home from the "No Kings Rally" and are reading this, the Panzer tank thing is something that your side doesn't understand, humor.

Cuntry singer Kacey Musgraves launched a tirade against Christopher Columus yesterday calling Chris a "loser". Let me know when the nation starts celebrating "Musgraves" Day. Kacey just makes the case for the risk of brain damage caused by heavy marijuana usage.

We don't have a President who ignores all of the laws and does what he wants, regardless of the law. The last federal official to do that was Jerkoff Jack Smith. Jack Smith violated almost all of the rights of people who he disagreed with politically. If we really did have a king, Jerkoff Jack Smith would be rooming with a big guy named Bubba right now.

I will wrap this rant up with a single, simple thought. If you are out protesting against Donald Trump, ask yourself, why aren't Trump and the rest of us real Americans having your worthless, lying asses put into jail for protesting?

Thom Tillis Tribute??

 On the days that I think that I spend too much of my time hating Senator Thom Tillis, something happens that causes me to realize that there are other people who hate him more than I do. 

I saw this online this morning as I scanned for the morning political updates.