Friday Free Throws

 Nobody hates America like a Democrat.

Is there anything more useless than a Federal District Court Judge?  Congress just needs to start impeaching 25 federal judges a day and sending them over to the Senate for trials. It's not like the US Senate is doing anything else right now. How long can it take to try a turd?

The Chief Justice has said that district court judges cannot and should not issue nationwide injunctions. That's like telling a junkie not to take another hit off the crack pipe. At least, the junkie would sneak it.

I am for ending the filibuster. Or we can keep the filibuster and just eliminate the Senate. Either one will work for me. The Republicans say that if we eliminate the filibuster, the Democrats are going to do terrible things when they are in power. So, tell me schmucks, what will keep the Dims from eliminating the filibuster when they are in power? What's the average working IQ in the US Senate? 

How about that Barack Obama Presidential Library building? He must have hired an old Soviet architect to design that building. That building looks like it should be on North Korea overlooking the DMZ. Of course, it would be safer to visit if it was in North Korea instead of Chicago.

How long before they have one of those "street takeovers" at the Obama Presidential Library? When will they report their first casualty? I might need to start a pool to pick the date. I probably shouldn't wait too long to do that.

There are basketball courts at the Obama Presidential Library. Sometimes, it's easier to just not say anything. I will wait until they start having food vendors out in the park before making any more comments.

The Obama Museum costs $30 to visit. You can visit the Lincoln Museum in Springfield, Illinois celebrating the guy who made it possible for Obama to become President for $15. Lincoln is credited with uniting the country. Obama did his best to divide the country. Of course, there isn't a big collection of designer dresses worn by Mary Todd Lincoln on display at the Lincoln Presidential Museum.

There's not a grilling area at the Lincoln Museum, nor a basketball court. There are actual books and papers to read. 

I saw an article about how all of the records of the Obama Presidency at the library are in digital format and not on paper. It doesn't matter; his followers don't/can't/won't read. Don't waste your time telling me that this offends you. I have worked with a lot of Obama followers.

It's amazing about how all of the liberal/leftists/Communists/Democrats are all screaming about how the federal government has no authority to regulate elections. They all are telling us that states run the elections. These are the same people who had the federal government take over running elections in the South in the 1960's. These are the same schmucks who hold the Voting Rights Act of 1965 as some form of eternal gospel.  It's always about whose ox is being gored.

Maybe it's time for Trump to propose the Voting Rights Act of 2026? That would be a great thing for an exhibit at the future Trump Library. You know that will be "yuge".

Random Moments and Miscellaneous Mentions

 Given the results of the New York elections the other day, there is a report that the borough of Manhattan is changing their name to Manhattangrad. 

In other news from Yankee land, here's another name change that's coming to New York City. Mamdani is removing President Ulysses S. Grant from his tomb and changing it to Lenin's Tomb. Negotiations are underway with Putin for New York City and Russia to share Lenin's body. Bernie Sanders can save a lot of his money if he doesn't have to go to Moscow to see his mentor.

Bernie Sanders is the guy who had one of the largest collections of Marx toys in the country. Then someone broke his heart by telling him that they weren't Karl Marx toys.

Mamdani is no longer the Mayor of New York. He is the First Secretary of the People's Republic of New York.

Representative Dan Goldman lost in his primary bid for reelection. When he was refused service in a coffee shop owned by a Jewish guy, he should have figured the rest out. This might raise the average IQ on the Democratic side of the aisle in Congress by several points

How about that DEI executive at JP Morgan getting fired for stealing a trash can during the Knicks victory celebration? She works for JP Morgan and can't afford a trash can. Really?? Let's face it. Anyone too stupid to understand that there are thousands of surveillance cameras in New York City needs to find a job more aligned with her intelligence level.

We have avoided another curse of a Kennedy. Jack Schlossberg, son of Caroline Kennedy, finished a distant third in the Democratic primary for New York's 12th Congressional District. He had about ten percent of the vote. Of course, he almost doubled the vote total of fifth place finisher George Conway. Conway is famous for being the loser ex-husband of Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway. Even i am amazed that two losers of that quality could end up running for the same position.

This contest is to fill the seat of retiring Representative Jerry Nadler. Memo to whoever wins this contest: Don't sit in Jerry's chair without having it steam-cleaned first.

Schlossberg might have been a more attractive candidate if he had ever held an actual job in his life. But he's only 33 years old.  That's about the average age that a real Kennedy graduates from a four-year college. 

Rand Paul has subpoenaed Dr. Anthony Fauci to appear before a Senate committee. Ticket sales should be at an all-time high for this event. This could be better than the UFC thing at the White House. Fauci has already been pardoned by the AutoPen. He has no legal basis to refuse to answer questions. Somebody needs to ask about that carpet scrap on his head.

Democrats are attacking Trump for (insert almost any words here) in the news today.

Democrats deny that anyone would vandalize the Reflecting Pool at the Lincoln Memorial. They are ignoring the "8647" in the grass on the National Mall. 

Senator Thom Tillis is criticizing DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro for wasting time prosecuting the people who damaged the Reflecting Pool. This is the same Thom Tillis who wanted anyone who walked onto the Capitol grounds on Jan 6, 2021, prosecuted and sent to prison.  

I am considering doing a telethon on July 4 to raise the money to have a surgeon find John Thune's balls. Apparently, they have been missing for a long time. The Republicans need to put his ass on the road and elect Rick Scott as majority leader.

Jimmy Kimmel is having Rosie O'Donnell fill in for him for one of the weeks that he will be on vacation. I don't understand why he even made an announcement about this. Who can tell the difference between them?

Finally, I left this out of my post yesterday about Federal District Court Judge Eleanor Ross of Atlanta. If you haven't read it, do so. Could you keep your job if you were having sex with someone in your office in the middle of the day?  If your answer is yes, you are self-employed. Can you imagine pulling up to a drive through window and finding a couple of employees having sex over by the condiments? Do you interrupt them to ask for extra straws and napkins? Do you offer exact change, so that no one has to pause?

Judge Not or Not a Judge??

 Four words, Federal Judge Eleanor Ross. Ms. Ross is a federal district court judge in the Northern District of Georgia. She holds court in Atlanta. She was appointed by the well-known Communist Barack Obama in 2014.

Judge Ross has been in the news lately for her being punished by the court for having sex with an Atlanta deputy police chief in her chambers during business hours. She also attended a party held by Fani Willis, the famed Fulton County Fuck-Up DA. She yelled at and cursed her law clerks and other office workers on the job. She was not publicly identified at first by the courts.  This conduct took place over a span from 2023 to 2025. 

Her law clerks would talk about the music being played loudly in her chambers. They complained about the loud sounds of Judge Ross and her paramour, Deputy Atlanta Police Chief Kelley Collier during their encounters in her chambers. Apparently, at least one member of the couple is a moaner and/or screamer. Mr. Collier is reportedly being investigated by the Atlanta Police Department for his conduct. It seems that he was also on the taxpayers' time.

In an investigation of Judge Ross's nooners by the lead district judge and others, Judge Ross initially lied about the incidents. Let's go through this again. She had loud sex in her chambers during work hours with an Atlanta Deputy Chief. She lied to investigators about this. She also first claimed that these were false claims by a law clerk who she said didn't like her. Did I mention that she is actually married to a Georgia State Judge? How can this whacko broad be a federal district court judge? 

The question that I can't find anywhere in the news media is, "What the hell does a federal judge have to do to lose their job??" Apparently, her fellow judges who were charged with investigating and disciplining Judge Ross don't have an answer to that question. They just told her to write letters of apology to her law clerks and agree not to run for chief judge when eligible. Just for the record, I once fired a Waffle House manager for having sex with a waitress in the stockroom. So, a judge's chambers are not as honorable as a Waffle House stockroom? You're shitting me, right? A Waffle House manager has to meet a higher code of conduct than a federal district judge? Really? Who knew??

If Judge Ross's drive for justice was as strong as her desire for sex, we would have a hell of a judicial system. Instead, we have an Atlanta based federal judge who must recuse herself from any case involving the Atlanta Police Department because she was getting hosed in her chambers during lunch hour by a deputy chief. Not to mention that she was at a party for the District Attorney Phony Fani Willis. In that case, she tried to claim that she was in a separate room from the party. That was also a lie.

Pardon the pun, but going just a little bit deeper in this matter, did Ross handle any cases involving the Atlanta Police Department during the time Deputy Chief Collier was balling her in her chambers? Did she handle any cases involving the DA's office while she was supporting her campaign? Inquiring minds, and apparently there are few in the federal court system, want to know. If she did handle any such cases, there are lots of appeals on the way.

Reps. Andrew Clyde, R-Ga., and Clay Fuller, R-Ga. have both filed articles of impeachment against Eleanor Ross. The House needs to act on these and pass them through to the US Senate for trial. Let's get Democrats on record as to what conduct they find acceptable for federal judges. 

It's time to end lifetime terms for federal judges. This is a good place to start!!

Taco Tuesday Topics and Taunts

 I spent Thursday, Friday and Saturday of last week selling my fine wares at the 301 Yard Sale in eastern North Carolina. I spent Sunday, which doubled as Father's Day, recovering from the heat and workload of the event.

First, yes, I sold a bunch of "stuff" at the 301 Yard Sale. What was the strangest thing that I sold at the yard sale? Two beer kegs that I had purchased on the Wednesday, the day before I headed over to Selma for the yard sale. The previous owner had already modified the two kegs and used them for some unknown purpose. In fact, one of the kegs was the first thing that I sold on Friday. It had been on the table for almost five minutes when some guy decided that he had to take it home. Yeah, that's the way to start the day.

We got off to a late start on Friday when the first rain that I had personally seen in several weeks delayed putting out my treasures and other assorted fine collectibles until almost 11:00 AM. The moment the rain stopped, the flood of buyers broke through. It was a little after noon before I had filled my tables with a veritable bonanza of bargains. Business or "bidness" (as some say in North Carolina) was good on Friday. That must have been because my older son was there to help me and to unload some of his backlog of treasures at the same time.   

Saturday, as I worked by myself, was the busiest day that I have ever experienced at the 301 Yard Sale.  The BS flowed from my space like water from a spring on Saturday. It must have worked because lots of fine collectibles left there as well in the custody of new owners.

It was hot on Saturday in Selma. The asphalt parking lot where I was setup was like a sauna, other than the distinct lack of naked women glistening in the hot sun. To be honest, I saw lots of people who I wished had been wearing more clothes than they were. That's just the way it goes.

What was the high/low point of the 301 Yard Sale for me? Thanks for asking. Sometime in the early afternoon on Saturday a young man and a guy who appeared to be his father entered my spaces. The young man was looking at a U.S. military poncho/shelter half that I had for sale. 

As the young man was looking all over the inside and outside of the poncho/shelter half, I pointed out that the item information was printed on a couple of places inside the item. He told me that he was looking for the DSA number on the item. I explained that not everything had a DSA number based on the age of the item. He told me that without the DSA number, the item was not authentic. I explained as calmly as possible that his claim was just crap. He and his father/associate walked away. 

A few seconds later, I heard him say "What is this?" He was at a clothing rack where I had several military uniforms displayed. I walked over to them and looked at the item about which he was asking. I told him, "That's a nurse's cape from a military hospital in the 1940's and 1950's." He asked, "How much is it?" "Forty dollars". He then loudly said, "That's a ridiculous price!" So, I asked "How much did you pay for the last one that you bought?" His associate laughed. He responded, "I have never bought one." Feeling that my head was about to explode from the combination of heat and human stupidity, I let the insults fall like rain. "You have never bought one of these. You have never sold one of these and until a minute ago, you didn't even know what this was. Now you are telling me that I am trying to sell it for too much. You don't know as much as you think that you do! You are just some punkass kid trying to show off to make up for his lack of actual knowledge. I have dealt with people like you all of my life. Get the hell out of my spaces!!" He and his associate departed at warp speed. It took a couple of minutes for my normal breathing pattern to resume. For public consumption of this post, I omitted several words from this account of my response. I may have even made references to his mother, his level of intelligence and the legitimacy of his birth. You are left to your own imagination.

The funniest part of this event was when I turned around and returned to my chair to sit down and breathe. There was a guy who buys from me regularly at different events and who I was speaking with before young Mr. Knowitall interrupted. He was standing there cussing his smartphone. He was laughing and told me, "I could not get my damn phone out of my pocket and get it recording before that nuclear blast of yours ended. That would have been You Tube gold!" We both laughed. 

The rest of the day was relatively calm. After dealing with an idiot like that, it's all downhill.

I am looking forward to next year at the 301 Yard Sale. You should plan now to attend. Check your camera to make sure it works.

Happy Flag Day!!

 Let me go ahead and offend a bunch of folks to start with here on Flag Day. If you are offended by Flag Day being celebrated in Pride Month, just drop the "L" in Flag and go on with whatever you are doing.

Liberals don't want to celebrate Flag Day because it is also Donald Trump's birthday. Liberals hate that. I think that falls into the omen or sign category. Here's your sign, haters!! To be honest, most of the leftists weren't celebrating Flag Day before Donald Trump was President. They are just using Trump's birthday as another reason to hate the flag and America. 

Yesterday, my beloved and I were talking about Flag Day, and she told me that yesterday was Flag Day. I assured her that it was not Flag Day. She then showed me where her "smartphone" was telling her that yesterday was "Flag Day observed". I have never seen that before and it wasn't like that on any of the calendars in the house. I guess that if Christmas or New Year's Day falls on a Sunday, her phone will tell her that the day before will be "Christmas Day observed"?? Just another reason that to ban "smartphones". I don't really need another reason to hate smartphones.

Actually. today is the tenth anniversary of my first attending a Donald Trump rally. Yes, I attended a Trump rally in 2016 at the Greensboro Coliseum. The room wasn't even full. And of course, Trump arrived about an hour after the scheduled time. It was a great event. 

If the Flag and Trump aren't your cup of tea for a celebration, fear not!!  Today is the 251st birthday of the United States Army. The guy who claims to be my only friend was an Army pilot. I sent him a message telling him to have his wife take him to the Waffle House to celebrate the day. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a waffle, sausage, and some hashbrowns with ham and onions.

The New York Knicks won the NBA championship last night. The alleged celebrants caused the usual millions of dollars in damage to the city. I am pretty sure that there is just no justification for tearing up a school bus in celebration of an NBA championship. Somebody needs to make this make sense. They will hold a victory parade in a few days to give the lawless thugs another chance to tear up other people's property around the city. Why do they keep doing this?

I haven't checked the riot and unrest calendar yet, but is there a riot scheduled after the World Cup championship game on July 19?

Today is the UFC event at the White House. Do the Democrats have a riot scheduled for after the event? Or are they just going to protest the flag, Trump and the US Army? Maybe the Secret Service can squeeze in a little target practice if someone tries to climb the fence at the White House.

I just heard a story on the news that more than half of millennials are dependent on their parents for financial support. Is this really news? I have friends who will differ on the idea that this is actually news. Call when you have real news!! 

World Cup Excitement? Really?

The World Cup competition has started. Watching soccer on television is just video Sominex. Wait! I don't want to slight Mike Huckabee or Bill O'Reilly in this matter. So, watching soccer on television or even watching it live is just a free sample of Relaxium. 

When I finish this rant, I am going to check with the bookmakers in Las Vegas to see what the spread is on the body count in soccer riots during this year's World Cup.

I read an online article by some schmuck complaining that the United States is making it difficult for and even banning some World Cup participants and/or fans from entering our country. The last two countries to host the World Cup were Qatar and Russia. I posted a comment suggesting that the writer call me back when they sober up.

When I was in elementary school, we played kickball. It was like baseball with a big-ass ball that you kicked when the pitcher rolled it your way. It was more of a contact sport than baseball since you could get someone "out" by throwing the ball at them and hitting them. Yes, we played "full contact kickball".

I must admit that the player celebrations in soccer are not anywhere nearly as absurd as in American football. In the United States, we don't celebrate the birth of a child or any major life event like players do when scoring a touchdown in football. NFL and college football players have choreographed and rehearsed dance routines that they perform when scoring a touchdown. You don't see celebrations like that when it is announced that a cancer patient has been cured. 

Let's face it! When an NFL player catches a pass for a touchdown, that's their job. Hell, Benny Hinn doesn't dance that much when he is celebrating a "healing." Do the rest of us celebrate like that when we do our jobs? In more than fifty years in the restaurant business, I never saw anyone spike a basket full of French fries when they were pulled out of the fryer. I never danced at the Waffle House when I pulled a waffle out of the iron or flipped a couple of over easy eggs in the sauté pans. Does your CPA highstep back from the mailbox after filing your tax return? Does your mailman kneel near your mailbox and put up a hand after delivering the mail? Does your plumber spike a turd into the toilet when he clears the stoppage? I hope that the answers to those questions are all in the negative.

But I digress. Soccer spectating is the "sport of coroners." The body count after major soccer games in other countries rivals that of a rap concert in Chicago. I checked out the schedule of the World Cup to see where they are playing. Naturally, they are playing all of the games in large stadiums in large cities. The final game is played in New York/New Jersey at the Meadowlands. They are also playing in Atlanta, Miami, Los Angeles, Houston, Seattle, Philadelphia, Boston and a few other large slums. Most murders occur in the large cities in the United States where the games are being played. So, the fans in those cities may not even notice the spike in the murder rate caused by soccer games.

However, the organizers and schedulers are not as stupid as some Americans. They are not playing in Chicago, Minneapolis, Detroit, New Orleans or Washington D.C. Maybe avoiding these cities will help hold down the postgame celebration body count.

So, what's the point of this screed? Don't offer me tickets to any of the games. Don't invite me over to watch any of the games. Don't email me any updates. Don't ask if I watched any of the games. In short, for the next few weeks, I am incommunicado! That's a couple of miles south of Reidsville.

Somebody wake me when the national nightmare is over!

P.S. Just for the record, on the first game broadcast from Mexico City, the Fox Sports screen went black when two Hispanic men began fighting behind the television reporter doing a live report. You just can't make this shit up!!

Saint Scott of CBS??

Scott Pelley, the famed egomaniac king of CBS, is busy appearing before anyone with a camera to attack his former employer. I am waiting for him to show up on "Gutfeld" on Fox News. That would be a remake of "Clash of the Titans".

If Lord Scott had not been fired, we would have never found out about how many times that he served "in combat". Reporting in a war zone is a dangerous thing, but it's not the same as serving as a soldier, sailor or marine in a war zone. That's like a sideline reporter claiming that they played pro football.

Scott Pelley got fired because he was both stupid and arrogant. He thought that he was irreplaceable. Many years ago, I worked for a large restaurant company. One day at a meeting of general managers, our new vice-president of operations had us all line up and walk by a bucket of water. We were instructed to put our hand into the bucket and remove it. After we completed that, the new VP invited us all to walk up and see if there were any holes in the water where our hands had been. One guy, who may have been related to Pelley, actually walked up and looked. The message was that we could all be replaced. It turns out that Scott Pelley is also replaceable. Obviously, no one ever tried the bucket full of water thing with Pelley.

The arrogance level of Scott Pelley is also off the charts. He picked the first day of his new boss's administration to verbally attack him in front of the rest of the staff. I don't know of any job where you could do that and keep your job. I read a story online about his verbal attack on his new boss and most of the comments echoed my opinion. Memo to morons: You can't verbally attack your boss and keep your job. It warms my heart to know that Scott Pelley can't do that either. 

More than forty years ago, I was holding an employee meeting about a serious situation when one of my assistant managers stood and told me that I was wrong about the issue. I told him that if he didn't sit down and shut up that I would fire his ass on the spot. The meeting went on without further interruption. What level of egomaniac is Pelley operating at to believe that he could attack his new boss in front of the staff and keep his job? 

Sometimes, employees start believing that they are the sole reason that the business is successful. Pelley may have been a good reporter, but where would he have been without the producers, the camera operators, the editors and all of the other people who made the broadcast a success? What would Pelley have done if one of the producers had interrupted his rant against the new boss to tell Pelley to sit down and shut up? I guess that no one wanted to save his job.

Look for Saint Scott to show up at some other network soon. A guy with that kind of ego can't go gently into the night. The new ESPN? Egomaniac Scott Pelley Network?