Leftist Libs, Losers and Liars

 Almost seventy years after his death, "Tail-Gunner Joe" has come back to life. Except this time, Joe McCarthy came back as a woman. Yes, he's going by the name of Elizabeth Warren.

Warren has announced her plans to investigate anyone who has succeeded in America during the Trump Administration. Here's a thought, Lizbo. How about calling Jack Smith back in and see if he will answer questions for you? Why is it that mediocre performers like Liz Warren want to attack successful people? Is it jealousy or just high-grade stupidity?

What's the good news in all of this for Republicans? After a couple of weeks of Warren, Bernie Sanders and Adolf El-Sayed. the population will be begging Republicans to take charge. 

Warren and a couple of other mouth breathers in the Senate have announced that they will subpoena Elon Musk. Elon has committed the incredible sin of knowing and associating with Donald Trump.

Like Joe McCarthy before her, Liz is attacking anyone who is more successful than she is. That's an enormous list! Let's take a look at the facts. Elon Musk is an immigrant. Democrats purport to love immigrants, but apparently only those who sneak in and need help from government programs to stay. Elon Musk is an actual "African-American", but libs just can't bear to say that.  

When the crew at the International Space Station needed a way back to earth, Elon sent up a rescue mission. Elon leads in producing electric vehicles in the United States. He has furnished Starlink service for areas in need after hurricanes and other natural disasters. So why do Tail gunner Liz and other libtards hate him? He knows and has worked with Donald Trump.

Real elected officials would be working on a plan to improve things. Democrats are just trying to fix all of the blame on Trump. News Flash!! They don't have a solution.

Democrats hate Trump like a fat kid hates Phys Ed. They know that it is good for them, but they just can't admit that they need the workout.

Trump needs to have the IRS audit Barack Obama. Let's find out how a guy went from poor to a multi-millionaire on a President's salary. 

Speaking of crooks, Joe Biden has a new book coming out next week. It's called. "Promise Me, America". Promise you what, schmuck?? I will promise you that I will neither buy nor read your book. Let me correct that. Joe, if your book will tell us who was actually making the decisions when you lived in the White House, I might steal a copy.

Democrats have spent the last thirty years or so preaching to us about "tolerance". Now, it appears that the Democrats are the ones who are intolerant. They can't stand for anyone to disagree with them. It turns out that the leftists who have spent years calling conservatives "Nazis" are in fact, the actual Nazis. If you don't believe me, read their actual policies. Democrats are infatuated with their Muslim accomplices who have won elections with their antisemitic beliefs. Memo to libs: If you want to see a real Nazi, check your mirror!

Monday Moans, Memos and Minutiae

Thanks to AG Todd Blanche for explaining to some moron reporters and Democratic House members about how the three co-equal branches of government works. Before you bitch about Todd Blanche, let's review the actions of one Merrick Garland during the Biden years.

We may need to go back to requiring literacy tests for voters.

While Congress has the subpoena power, but they have no power to prosecute anyone for what they believe is wrong. They can only give it to the Justice Department for them to decide on a course of action. Don't talk shit to Todd Blanche and then expect him to do what you want.

It takes a two-thirds vote in the Senate to convict and remove any federal officials. I doubt that Steven Miller is lying awake tonight wondering about what the Congressional Dims will do.

Wouldn't working on the nation's problems be a better use of Congressional time than attacking Donald Trump?

Every Senator and Representative should be compelled to send a list of their objectives every week so that we can watch what they are doing.

Will probation officers have to get special passes to check on members of Congress at their place of work?

In the Obama Administration the price of gas actually hit $5. That would be the equivalent of a little more than $7 today. Where was all of the bitching then? The same thing happened during the Biden years. Do your cars not use gas during Democratic administrations? Why is the price of gas only an issue with the Trump Administration?

In 2010, the entire business of health insurance was changed when Obamacare was passed. So, why do we need to overhaul insurance again after 16 years of the incredible success of Obamacare? If you don't recognize that as sarcasm, please exit this blog immediately.

My wife has a friend whose mother lived in Canada where they have that great free healthcare. Her mother flew down here several times to have surgery rather than wait on the list in Canada for the free medical care.

There are sixty three people in England with a full set of teeth. Having fewer teeth means that you spend less on toothpaste and toothbrushes. Just another benefit of socialized medicine.

When Trump was elected, he was already rich. When Obama was elected, he didn't have a pot to piss in. Today, he is a multi-millionaire. So naturally, the Dims in Congress want to investigate Trump's finances.

Let's have a national conversation about the number of Representatives and Senators who become millionaires in Congress. What I really want to know is how do all of the Democratic Socialists get rich?

Bernie Sanders and his apprentice AOC flew around the country on private jets preaching the "Gospel of Socialism". I think that the phrase not being used by the news media in this situation is "mixed messages".

Quick! Name a successful Socialist country. 

Write this down!! There's a war coming with Islam. Be ready!!

I have a plan that will dramatically increase Congressional productivity. Ban television cameras and all reporters from the US Capitol building. Let the reporters talk to them after they get off work. I am tired of them talking to reporters on our time. Bullshit America on your time, not on my time!!

Stuff That I Don't Understand

 People who tell everyone that they don't want data centers in their state. They tell everyone this by posting online or sending emails. These are the same people posting the most banal videos on the Internet. Someone is a little slow on the intake.

Kamala Harris, but who actually does understand her? I am sure that understanding her either involves a big yellow school bus or "the passage of time".

People who say that they voted against Donald Trump despite his name not appearing on a single ballot on Tuesday.

Voters in Los Angeles. Hell, residents of Los Angeles. I would have my ass on the next bus out of town if I lived in Los Angeles. They voted out a Democratic crook to bring in a Communist. People in LA are so stupid that they couldn't spell CAT if you spotted them the "C" and the "A".

People who tell us that they are "Democratic Socialists", while anyone with more than a room temperature IQ knows that means that they are Communists. Hell, just go ahead and tell us that you are a Communist. 

People who were surprised by the massive drop in the Dow Jones averages on Thursday. Write this down, "For every action, there is a reaction." You elect Communists, free enterprise responds.

Newly elected House members who are unaware that the President has veto power.

Mitch McConnell. A reporter tried to ask Mitch McConnell a question today and he could not respond. The lights are on, but nobody's home. Can he make it to January? Why is this guy still on the payroll? Is he waiting for Biden to meet him for coffee in the Senate chamber?

Democrats who take millions from George Soros and then complain about how much money Elon Musk donates to Republicans.

Hakeem Jeffries. Did he grow up in a family of deaf people? You will have to handcuff the bastard to shut him up.

Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer and Donald Trump all being from New York City. For the three most powerful people in government to all be from New York City should be illegal. The Constitution already prohibits the President and Vice-President being from the same state. The Founders must have had a premonition about California. 

People who vote for Kathy Hochul. She must be making awesome money from the graft and corruption. Combine all of that with the profits from her new line of cosmetics, "Froze Face" and she shouldn't have to work anymore. She can't work any less.

People who don't understand the situation in Iran. American hostages being seized in Iran cost Jimmy Carter a second term. Let's stop taking half-assed measures with them. It's been 47 years, let's stop playing.

Democrats and Israel. FDR and his people stood by and did nothing while Jews were slaughtered in Germany and other places in Europe. Do we just stand and watch again?

People who didn't learn from history or deny things that happened in the past. In 1945, after visiting a German concentration camp, Ohrdruf;  Gen. Eisenhower had these words for the press. “Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses -because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Ike must have had a vision of Abdul El-Sayed in the Senate.

Friday Morning Free Throw Festival

 In Missouri, State Representative Antony Ealy was reelected on Tuesday and was arrested on Wednesday morning for assault and for disturbing the peace. Nobody knows how to celebrate like a Democrat? I see Congress in his future.

Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer announced that the Democrats aren't going to allow Trump to "ram through right-wingers" for federal judges. Here's a friendly piece of advice for Chuck. You too, will have to stand for re-election to your position of Majority Leader. There are rumblings of change among your Communist followers. Don't turn your back on your fellow Dim and your neighborhood Muslim, Senator-elect El-Sayed.

"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public" should be inscribed over the entrance to the US Capitol. 

Americans who are bitching about the price of gasoline and diesel fuel and complaining about the war with Iran need to get a world map. The world is a much smaller place than they think.

Americans who are complaining about gas prices should move to California-stan. They import most of their gasoline from other countries rather than build refineries. And yet no one in the "news" media ever talks about this?

I remember when "they" told us that we would all be better informed and more knowledgeable as we gained easier and more access to the Internet. I am not going to link this week's election results to that because that whole theory of increased voter intelligence went down the shitter years ago when Biden was elected. 

Having spent more than fifty years in the restaurant business, I am NOT at all surprised by the election results on Tuesday. One of my recurring themes for the last twenty-one years on this blog has been the celebration of human stupidity. Tuesday's results only confirm my beliefs about the rapidly declining ability of people to think for themselves. "I love Stupid People" is an oft repeated topic on this blog. Nothing happened Tuesday that will change that.

The "Democratic Socialist" won the mayor's race in Los Angeles in a spirited contest between the two most incompetent and non-productive women in American politics. After this months-long battle for the mayor's job, the winning side has decided to rename the city Volgograd. 

DC District Court judge Tanya Chutkan's latest decision is just more evidence for the case to end lifetime appointments for federal judges. This woman hates Donald Trump like teenagers hate reading a book.

Why is the President the only federal official who is constitutionally term limited? Why not senators and representatives? Why not federal judges? Why is only one branch of the three limited? Let's face it! When representatives, senators and judges are dying in office, it's time for a change. They instituted presidential term limits after FDR was elected four times and died suddenly in office. What's the body count on the Congress and federal judges?

Here's my closing thought about elections and it comes from Richard Nixon. After losing to Kennedy in the 1960 Presidential election, Nixon went back home to California. In 1962, he ran against Pat Brown for the governor's job in California. On election night, as they were watching the results come in and Nixon was losing, one of his aides tried to console him. He told him that there were still lots of ballots to be counted and that they could catch up in the count. Nixon looked at him and said, "The people have spoken. Fuck them!" He took the next six years off from politics.

There Still Ain't No Free Lunch!!

 Zig Ziglar used to talk about the lure of the free lunch. The free lunch being the idea that we could get something for nothing. Yesterday, millions of Americans voted to support the idea of the free lunch. Who knew that this many Americans were that stupid?  

Yesterday, Americans voted for illegal immigration, mutilation of children with gender surgery and the eventual takeover of the United States by an Islamic mob. They voted for corruption in government, millions of dollars to be stolen from you by immigrants in government programs and voting by anyone who lives or ever has lived. In short, they voted for Democrats.

Someone once asked me, "What have you learned from a lifetime of working in restaurants?" My response was swift and short, "People are stupid!" Nothing happened yesterday that changed that idea.

Popular among liberals was the idea that the war with Iran is a huge mistake. Here's the facts on that; Islam is out to conquer the world. The mullahs in Iran have been at war with the rest of the world for the last 47 years. Where have Democrats been? I am always amused that the world's second most famous Baptist, Jimmy Carter, did so little about Iran in the early days. Even Barney Fife knew, "You have to nip it in the bud!"

We have seen this before in history. If you don't believe me, study the era of the Crusades.  Easier than that, turn on your television and watch the scenes from France and England today. We have an ocean to slow down the flow of Islam to America, but with Democrats flying them in, it won't work for long. 

Islam is the most sexist religion in the Milky Way and yet liberal women in America support it. What in that whole dynamic makes any sense? 

People in the United States complain about losing their jobs but they support a party that wants to bring in millions who will work for less. Somebody needs to make that make sense.

Yesterday, the millions of Democrats traded the future of the United States for a chance to show the world that they hate Donald Trump more than they love America. This is the ultimate example of Trump Derangement Syndrome. If you didn't believe in TDS before, you have to believe in it now. 

What did we learn yesterday? Other than a human fetus, there is no form of life that Democrats will not support with their votes.

Yesterday, we also learned that Lincoln was right. In his 1838 speech to the Young Men's Lyceum of Springfield, he said: "At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide."  Yesterday, the Democrats voted for suicide.

What's the good news from yesterday? I won't have to struggle to find a topic that pisses me off for the next two years. It's all right out front.

Got Dem Election Day Blues?

 As I sit at the computer waiting for the sun to brighten the Carolina sky, here are a few thoughts on this Election Day.

No matter what happens today at the polls, when the sun rises on Wednesday morning, Donald Trump will still be the President of the United States of America. Learn to love it, libs!

What we have seen in this year's campaign is an explosion of hate from the side that always refers to conservatives as "haters". I have seen exactly no one refer to Hassan Piker as a "hater". Piker is Joseph Goebbels to Abdul El-Sayed's Adolph Hitler. The similarities are overwhelming, but every reporter and alleged expert analyst has stayed quiet on this matter. The left constantly refers to conservatives as Nazis, but when an actual Nazi rises to the top in their party, they are strangely silent. Are the Democrats looking in a mirror when they shout Nazi?

Just for the record, Hitler became Germany's leader when his party won the election. There was no violent revolution to seize power. The violence would come later.

Yesterday, I watched a few minutes of  "The Five" on Fox News. Normally sane Harold Ford described the Decoy Dan Sullivan operation in Alaska as "immoral but not illegal". If Decoy Dan deceiving the public is not illegal, it's time for new election laws in Alaska, if not across the land. Harold Ford is now another reason not to watch "The Five".

How will the elections turn out? Other than in Chicago, Los Angeles and New York no one actually knows this morning. Those cities decided their results years ago.

Liberals love "free shit" like a fat kid loves candy. They stay in power by taking money from the working class to provide "free shit" for the people who refuse to work. Apparently for Democrats, "free shit" is how you build a voting bloc. They tell their voters that they have provided for them when in reality they are stealing it from working people. Two words; Minnesota, Somalians.

I don't even need to wait for the election results for this next thought. It's "Crusade" time in America and  Europe. Almost a thousand years ago, Europeans started the first Crusade. Just like today, Muslim influence had spread into Europe. The Crusades were fought to push the Islamic hordes back to the Middle East from whence they came.

We are facing that same situation in America and Western Europe today. Hassan Piker and Abdul El-Sayed are the leaders of the Islamic takeover attempt in America. If Islam is "The religion of Peace", why do they kill those who disagree with them? It's time to return these folks to the area where they originated.

A vote for Democrats is a vote for the Islamization of America. 

Mad Monday Mix of Minutia

The Tesla cyber-truck is the ugliest thing to ever roll down a highway. There should be warnings signs to prevent children from being frightened by these vehicles.

There is nothing more useless than a federal district court judge. It is time for terms for federal judges. Hiring an idiot for life just isn't making sense anymore. If, in fact, it ever did.

Driving through Georgia the other day, I saw scores of billboards that read, "Jon Ossoff supports lower costs." Are you telling me that there are politicians that actually support higher costs? Give me a list of those names. If only he went by "Jack" instead of "Jon". Think about it.

If Steve Hilton loses in California on Tuesday, we need to expel that state from the Union. They are too crazy or too stupid to stay.

I still support the creation of the "COW Republic". That's California, Oregon and Washington. They are the Three Stooges of states.

Hilton has run informative, entertaining commercials. But will it play in California, the Mecca for morons?

If either of the mayoral candidates running in Los Angeles wins, the public loses.

Roy Cooper has billboards across North Carolina claiming that he will "protect benefits." Like he "protected" us from COVID by shutting everything down and destroying thousands of businesses?

Roy prohibited people going to church while he marched in BLM parades with his mask hanging by his neck. Roy Crapper, first North Carolina Governor to breathe through the side of his neck. It must have been some kind of parade trick by a clown. He's running for the US Senate now. Having fucked over North Carolina, he now wants to take his act national?

Brisket tacos, breakfast of champions at Buccee's.

We went to a John Schneider  (Bo Duke) concert on Friday night in Cornelius. Yes, he sings. It was one of the best shows that I have ever seen. If he comes to a stage near you, go. Wait!! I left out the part where he almost makes me look like a moderate.

If you are a Democrat, like that broad running for the US Senate in Alaska, what's it like to surrender everything that your party at one time claimed to believe in?

There's a federal district court judge in Alaska who needs to be impeached over the Senate race case.. Five will get you ten that she's a Democrat. Just another reason for terms for federal judges. Maybe a prison term for this one. No one should have a lifetime job guarantee!

If the Democrats take the House, is Hakeem Jeffries far enough left to win the race for speaker?? Or will he just keep talking and flailing his arms until they elect him.