Tuesday Tidbits

 The Dollar Store Barack Obama, Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck the Schmuck Schumer are pushing a bill in Congress that will keep the Trump Administration years from being counted in American history. They hope that this will give them a chance to get a Democrat elected before the Democratic Party's revised 250th anniversary of the nation's birth.

Democrats are attacking Americans for wanting to celebrate the country's 250th birthday. Incredibly enough, Joe Biden has broken with the Democrats on this issue. Not only does he want a celebration, but he also now claims that he was at Independence Hall when the Declaration was signed. He claims that he signed the back of the Declaration because there was no room left on the front.

It's election today in California where the "homeless-industrial complex" struggles to remain in control of the government. The drug addict lobby has been activated to try and save the day for Democrats.

Yes, today crackheads, addicts and other assorted homeless people are waiting to earn a little spending money by selling their votes in today's California primary. What's a vote for Karen Bass going to cost? There's a six-needle bonus if you vote twice. Rumors that Karen Bass will visit Ghana today are hopefully accurate.

There are three states that use the "jungle primary" system. Those states are Washington, California and Louisiana. 'Nuff said.

Governor Sherill of New Jersey has finally admitted what everybody else in America already knew. The protesters at the ICE facility are almost all from out of town and most are even from out of the state. One of those arrested was from Portland, Oregon. He must have just taken a wrong term on a late-night drug run and ended up in New Jersey at an ICE protest. Thank God that a Communist-Democrat like Sherill has finally owned up to the truth. I don't think that Mikie Sherill is as sharp as the Mikey who used to be in the Life cereal commercials back in the 1970's.

The illegal immigrant in Chicago who was charged in the killing of a girl who was a Loyola student was found with a "shank" in prison. His attorney claims that he needed the knife to defend himself in prison because he is small. Apparently, "irony" is not a word in this lawyer's vocabulary.

Any questions about how Bernie Sanders gets background info on candidates that he endorses are on full blast today with Graham Platner's candidacy exploding in Bernie's face. Is there anything that this guy hasn't fouled (second choice of wording) up in his campaign?? With all of the women who he is allegedly "sexting", when does he have time to campaign?  There are many in Maine who believe that Platner could be the next Bill Clinton. Is Platner really the best Commie that Bernie could find?? This guy makes AOC look like a Mensa candidate.

In California the legislature is trying to make "reporting on people who are helping immigrants" illegal. This bill passed the lower house of the California legislature easily. Every media outlet in the state of California should be complaining about this legislation. But media backbones in California are as scarce as hairs on my head, so don't hold your breath. This bill won't survive in the federal court system, if it can last that long. Wouldn't it be easier to just end the fraud?

Jimmy Kimmel received a Peabody award the other day. Apparently, the value of Peabody Awards has greatly diminished over the years. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman who appeared with Bullwinkle and Rocky are more deserving of recognition than Jimmy Kimmel.

Memo to leftist writers everywhere: Stephen Colbert is just unemployed, not dead. Believe me, the sun will rise again tomorrow, and Colbert will find a job at a drive-thru window somewhere.

In junior high school and high school many years ago, there was always some guy in phys-ed class who talked about how he was going to sneak into the girls' locker room and watch the girls take a shower.  It might have been every guy's fantasy, I don't know. It's been so long ago that I have forgotten. But there was always one guy working on a plan.

Anyway, after almost sixty years, it turns out that boys today are smarter than we were then. Guys today just announce that they are actually "women" and they just walk right in to check out the girls as they shower. Why didn't any of us think of that? Other than that, our parents would have beaten us to within an inch of our lives, I can't come up with another reason. 

Not only do these guys get to shower with the girls, but they also only have to compete with the girls. I am so old that I remember when "You throw like a girl" was an insult. Now it's a pass to watch the girls in the shower.

I love this year's elections. Every leftist in the nation is running against Donald Trump. If only Trump was actually running?

Rambling Reflections

Books published after politicians have left office should be compelled to have a disclaimer that says, "This book is a compilation of ideas that the author lacked the balls and/or brains to share while holding office." This may be related to the article that I just saw about a new book from Mike Pence. Mike hasn't been able to find his balls in years. I guess that they are being held in trust until he officially leaves politics.

Coming to a town near you!! This weekend (June 6 & 7) is the Dublin, Virginia Lions Club Flea Market. It is held at the New River Valley Fairgrounds in Dublin. If you find yourself craving live sarcasm and political commentary, I will be there. I am surrounded by other vendors who seem to all pretend to be deaf.

Memo to Martina McBride: Republicans buy music and concert tickets too. In trying to appease the loud obnoxious crowd of liberals, you are just pissing off the people who actually buy tickets to your concerts and pay to listen to your music. Best of luck as you travel the political wilderness ahead in your career. You might want to find a better grade of people to advise you. 

The people who have spent the last 5 1/2 years talking about violence against the Capitol Police on Jan 6 are strangely quiet about the Federal ICE agents and other Federal officers being attacked in riots at ICE detention centers. 

The level of violence against Federal law enforcement officers in Minneapolis was higher and more prolonged than the Capitol attacks on January 6. We will find out who actually killed John Kennedy before we find out who actually planned the Jan 6 riot. We will probably never find out who planned the Minneapolis riots.

We keep hearing about how Rennee Good and Alex Pretti were killed by ICE in Minneapolis, but no one wants to talk about Ashli Babbitt being the ONLY person killed on January 6. Unlike the "Minneapolis Martyrs", Ashli was completely unarmed when she was shot to death by a Capitol policeman. She wasn't trying to run over some cop with her car, and she wasn't packing a handgun and two magazines full of ammunition. She's still just as dead. Why aren't Dems enraged about this?

A federal district court judge has ordered Trump's name to be removed from the Kennedy Center. Maybe we should honor President James Monroe and call it the Monroe-Kennedy Center. The problem there is that people would think that you are talking about JFK and Marilyn Monroe. If they will ever publish the real truth about JFK, the Kennedy Center will just become the Trump Center. 

In November of 1948, two Puerto Rican nationalists tried to assassinate President Truman while he was living at Blair House due to White House renovations. One of the Puerto Ricans was shot and killed in the gun battle that ensued. One of the Secret Service uniformed agents was also killed. In March of 1954 four Puerto Rican nationalists fired about thirty rounds in the House Chamber and wounded five Congressmen. In 1979 Jimmy Carter commuted the sentences of all those involved. Now, Democrats want to make Puerto Rico a state.

Reclaiming My Time?

 "Reclaiming my time" is the most used phrase in America's largest sitcom, the United States Congress. Congress is the largest waste of time and money in the country. The only difference between the stupidity of television and the stupidity of the Congress is that Congress doesn't give out Emmy Awards for outstanding on-camera performances, winning participants just get elected to another term.

If we want Congress to be an actual productive body, we need to ban all cameras from the Capitol building or anywhere else that Congress meets to hold "public hearings".

C-Span started 47 years ago, and the first thing broadcast was a one-minute speech by Representative Al Gore. First, that was probably the last time that Al Gore spoke for only one minute. Second, it marked the end of "intelligent life"(?) in the halls of Congress. Everything since then has been a show for the cameras.

If we actually want Congress to be a productive enterprise, we need to end "public hearings". Why? The term "public hearings" is deceptive. The public does not ever actually get heard from at these hearings. Second, the cameras turn every Representative and Senator into an aspiring actor. "Public hearings" are just the Congressional practice of demonstrating how to waste public time and money. The hearings only serve to prove that politicians are dumbasses and/or egomaniacs.

They don't ask questions that someone can answer and furnish information to the public, they ask questions that will get them more attention and possibly more votes. They ask questions and then they don't give people time to answer. What's the sense in asking questions that you don't give people the time to answer? It's not about gathering information, they already know the answer. This is all about politicians getting more public exposure and more campaign contributions.

Members of Congress have given up governing the nation in exchange for a high paying role in a second-rate sitcom that threatens to destroy the nation. Congress needs to pass a law removing anyone from the Congress who utters, "Reclaiming my time!" 

Congress needs to be honest and just admit that they don't want any real answers. Just be honest about it. Have C-SPAN change their name to "DC Showtime". 

Americans want to be treated fairly. If you are summoned to appear before Congress and answer questions, you should be allowed enough time to say at least a couple of complete sentences without some taxpayer funded blowhard shouting "reclaiming my time". 

In my life, I have encountered a lot of people who ask me questions and then get upset with my answers. I always tell those people the same thing. "If you don't want to hear the answers, then don't ask the questions." That seems to work for me. 

Here's a thought, let's reclaim our government. Let's end public hearings. They are a waste of time and money. They are the "Ted Mack Amateur Hour" on steroids. If you are under seventy and reading this, you can quickly search for Ted Mack now. 

If you don't believe that both houses of Congress are filled with slow learners, go watch the videos of the Army-McCarthy hearings from 1954. More than 72 years later, Congress is still playing the same stupid games. Talk about not learning from the past!! 

Let's end public hearings and get Congress back to doing some actual work. Congress would be better off if we all just thought they were stupid instead of them constantly proving that they are stupid. 

Reclaiming my time!

Thursday Thinking?

I am happy to announce that my lifetime record of not watching Stephen Colbert appears to be secure as his "show" has officially ended on CBS. I am fascinated that none of the other networks which have praised Colbert have offered him a job. I guess that he is only funny on someone else's payroll.

The NAACP is urging black athletes to not go to colleges in southern states that are redistricting. They are strangely quiet about California and New York redistricting. Add this one to the list of failed boycotts by the NAACP.  I think that the NAACP is about to discover the accuracy of the old adage, "Money talks, bullshit walks." The NAACP is going to wear out a lot of shoes.

Why are there HBCUs, but not HWCUs? How about HACU's? It's like when a bully wants you to give him your stuff, but he's not willing to share his stuff with you. 

I am fighting to stay awake as I report this, but the World Cup will soon start here in the United States along with a few games held in our bastard half-sister country Canada. Soccer games on television makes me appreciate Storage Wars reruns. Soccer is so dull that I would rather watch a "Seinfeld" rerun. Memo to the world: You need a shot clock in soccer.

Memo to Senator Andy Kim of New Jersey: Participating in a demonstration outside of an ICE facility on a federal holiday (Memorial Day) is not how oversight works. 

Using Senator Kim's definitions, the January 6 demonstrators were all just there to exercise their citizen's rights for oversight of the Electoral College. 

New York state is trying to outlaw 3-D printers that will make guns. Next on the list will be printers that can print the Bill of Rights. If they can do that, let's outlaw Democrats from reproducing. 

New York City has for many years been the financial center of the world. However, the computer age has ended the need for one to be present to handle transactions. Florida's Wall Street South and Texas's Y'all Street are about to end the need for businesses to have offices in New York City.

New York might want to pay attention as Starbucks and other large businesses leave Seattle. Businesses are like spouses; they don't stay where they aren't appreciated. If Boeing pulls out of Seattle, it will look like Yeehaw Junction,

Speaking of spouses, Jill Biden now says that she thought that Joe Biden was having a stroke as she watched his debate performance. So naturally enough, after the debate they went to an Atlanta Waffle House instead of the hospital. I can't count the number of stroke victims that I treated during my years at the Waffle House. Thanks to Dr. Jill for encouraging people to seek stroke treatment with an order of scattered and smothered hashbrowns at the Waffle House instead of meds at the emergency room.

There must be some kind of lying contest among former Democratic First Ladies. Hillary is on the verge of being bumped out of first place by Big Mike, pardon me, Michelle Obama. Jill Biden is a distant third but trying to close the gap with this recent whopper. Stay tuned for updates!

The Three Day Work Week??

The position of United States Senator is obviously the best part-time job in the United States. They left town on Thursday for the Memorial Day weekend. One is left to assume that there are no Memorial Day activities in the Washington, DC area for them to attend and celebrate. They will return on June 1, six days after Memorial Day. What other business in this country shuts down ten days for Memorial Day?

If you live in the Washington D.C. area and you find any testicles lying on the ground, please forward them to Senator John Thune. Extra credit if you can explain the need for them to the Senator.

Every day it seems like Thom Tillis gets closer to his goal of becoming a Democrat. Why doesn't he just go ahead and resign? The only way he can continue to get elected for any position is to change parties or countries. 

Thom Tillis is Exhibit A for term limits for Congress. Of course, Two-Faced Thom is not the champion for overstaying his usefulness, that is Mitch McConnell. Mitch has been in the Senate so long that I still had hair when he was first elected to the Senate. Term limits now!!

Does anyone with more than a room temperature IQ care that Rep. Thomas Massie was defeated in a primary this week? He is a Republican in the same way that I am a Democrat.

I am not going to tell you that the Mayor of Seattle is an ugly, stupid, liberal woman. Maybe she just got hit on the highway by a Starbucks moving truck heading out of Seattle? She must have voted by mail because she is so homely that she has to sneak up on a voting machine to vote.

I haven't paid any attention to the Democratic Party's "autopsy" on the 2024 election. They nominated Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. It was obviously a suicide attempt. How long can that take to figure out?

I saw famed personal injury attorney John Morgan last night on Fox News talking about Kamala and 2024. I am waiting for him to file a lawsuit against her and Walz for impersonating actual candidates.

Minnesota is now listed as a synonym for "fraud". Minnesota is not cooperating with the federal government in these investigations. I see an indictment in the future for Tim Walz. Memo to Tampon Tim: If you get indicted, do not call John Morgan.

Spencer Pratt is a great candidate for the job of Los Angeles mayor. But Californians are stupid, so he won't win the election.

In 1970, gasoline was 35 cents a gallon. I had to write out "cents" because there is no "cents" mark on the computer keyboard. I may have to go back to my old Royal typewriter that I used in 1970 to get that key. But I digress, let's go back to the price of gasoline. At Colin Benfield's Standard Oil gas station in Tampa, the average price, barring "gas price wars," was 35 cents a gallon. Today, gas is $4.10 at the Raj Mahal convenience store on the corner. Wait! I forgot the part where I was making a $1.20 an hour at the Biff-Burger. If you do the math, it's really not more expensive now. That doesn't mean that I am happy about it, it just means that like they say in West Virginia, "It's All Relative!"

Memo to Mayor Karen Bass, speaking for employers across the land, we are not going to hire and employ meth addicts, regardless of whether or not you give them false teeth. It's not just their appearance that disqualifies them; it's the drug addiction. How many meth heads are on your staff?

A federal grand jury indicted Raoul Castro the other day. I can't believe that he was not pardoned by whichever one of the Bidens was acting as President. Is the Castro crime family worse than the Biden crime family?

Mamdani's Meats and Things??

There's a little meat market in Reidsville, North Carolina called Richard's Meats and Things. If the name works in Reidsville, will it work in New York City? Read it aloud, "Mamdani's Meats and Things". 

Zero Mamdani announced that a second city owned grocery store will open in 2027. In true government style, the "second" store will open before the "first". Yes, no one in government did well in math. "And the last shall be first." Don't tell Zero Mamdani where that came from.

Why does a guy who has never even run a lemonade stand think that he should lead the way in opening city owned grocery stores? Zero Mamdani acts like this is a new idea despite the fact that it has been tried in other cities and has succeeded exactly zero times. What makes Zero think that it will work now?

How are business owners in Mamdani City going to feel about subsidizing their competition with their tax dollars? How much is the city willing to lose every year before they abandon Mamdani's Meats and Things?

How many minutes after they open will the first shoplifter be caught? Are they going to prosecute? Or are they just going to allow people to steal, each according to his need? Will there be pictures of Karl Marx and Barack Obama on the walls in the foreign foods section? Is there anything that is even foreign in Mamdani City?

Back to the grocery business. Does Zero have any concept of how thin that the profit margins are in the grocery business? People who have spent their lives in the grocery business struggle to make a profit. How many millions is the Mamdani Administration willing to commit to spend before admitting failure?

Will the same government that can't keep people safe on the streets be able to protect their health with proper handling of the food supply? As the government routinely exempts themselves from regulations, are they going to obey food safety handling regulations at Mamdani's Meats and Things?

What government agency is famous for their great service and high-quality consumer products? Yes, I can wait for a while for an answer. But I am over seventy, so I am not actually expecting an answer before checkout time arrives. 

If you hate going to the grocery store now, you ain't seen nothing yet!!

By now, even the slow among you are thinking, is this post just a series of questions? Does the sun rise in the east? I just threw that one in to piss you off. The answer is simple. The Mamdani Meats and Things, the city owned grocery stores in Mamdani City are going to fail. Their losses will be in the millions of dollars a month. They will last until a change in administrations provides someone willing to admit the failure and close them down.

Let's face it, no successful business is using a government agency as their model to follow. The folks sending rockets into space now are not repeating the failures of NASA. 

Government owned grocery stores are just an extension of other failed government programs. Say adios and au revoir to Mamdani's Meats and Things. 

 

It's all black and white for Democrats

Until the Virginia Supreme Court ruled on the attempted redistricting plan and Democrats lined up in front of cameras to proclaim the end of democracy, I had no concept of what "They don't know whether to shit or go blind" actually entailed.

The Virginians in question are screaming that the ruling is the "end of democracy" when all it really means is the end of Democrats lying to Virginia voters.

Virginia is appealing this case to the US Supreme Court. I would be surprised if the court even agrees to hear the case. The problem in the case is that voting had started for the election before the state had even finished the plans for the new districts. That means that a lot of people didn't get a chance to see what they were voting for or against. Virginia claims that as long as they had it done before the actual election day, it doesn't matter.

It's interesting that Democrats want long election seasons where people have weeks to vote but then claim that only Election Day actually counts. Virginia Dems, redefining "two-faced" for everyone to see. WOW!!

I think that Virginia Dims are just out on the cutting edge for what the rest of the Communists Democrats are going to try to do over the next few years. Jill and Hunter couldn't get it done during the Biden Administration, so here the Dims sit. Jerry Reed sang it best in Smokey and the Bandit, they have got a long way to go and a short time to get there!

Of course, we haven't really seen a Virginia Democrat scream and lie until we see the results of the investigation into Virginia state Senator L. Louise Lucas and her cannabis dispensary. Call me old fashioned, but I live in a world where your business getting raided by an FBI SWAT team is not a good sign. 

When the US Supreme Court ruled against the second black district in Louisiana, they only acknowledged what the rest of us have known for years. The entire concept of districts designed to ensure the election of a black man died on the day that Barack Obama was elected in 2008.  That election showed that white people would vote for a black man for political office even if he was completely unqualified. In fact. Obama won because he was black. No one would have ever voted for a white man who was that unqualified.

I will go ahead and break your heart now. The preceding paragraph will not be found anywhere in that butt ugly, Soviet style building that is the Barack Obama Presidential Center/Library/Idol Worship area.

The Dims and their accomplices in the mainstream media are screaming about Tennessee trying to eliminate the "black Congressional district" in Memphis. Just for the record, since 2006, the district has been represented by a white, Jewish guy. That guy is Steve Cohen, who may be the most liberal man in Tennessee. He didn't need to be black to be elected, just a leftist. So, blacks will vote for a white Communist. Now we understand.