Election Directions and Reflections

 President Trump should name Greg Gutfled to be his Press Secretary.  Greg would provide great answers to stupid questions. I might even watch a press conference. 

Memo to President Trump: If Greg turns you down, I am available for that Press Secretary post. No one will pay more attention to my insults than yours.

If you thought that I took some cheap shots at the Kennedy family yesterday, hold on to your ass, Fred!! Let's start a drive to move Mary Jo Kopechne's grave to Arlington. She died so that we would never have Ted Kennedy as President. 

The all-time slam on Ted Kennedy came from Howell Heflin, Democratic Senator from Alabama. The National Enquirer had published pictures of Ted Kennedy having sex with a woman on his boat while out sailing. Heflin was quoted as saying, "I see that Senator Kennedy has changed his position on offshore drilling!" 

I see lots of people on television complaining about comments made by Dave Chapelle in a recent show. In other news, the sun rose in the east. Chapelle makes his living making shocking, hateful comments. What's new? Do as I do, just don't listen to him.

I am fascinated by what people pay for tickets to have Chapelle insult them and cuss at them. I am willing to do the same thing for half the price. Send your credit card info and I will contact you and cuss until you hit your credit limit. Or you can contact me at 1-800-PROFANE.

Stupid Republican Senate Tricks #1? How far up your ass does your head have to be to vote for John Thune as Senate Minority Leader? Ask your Senator, if you have a Republican. Were there no corpses or mannequins available? Was Dudley Do-Right busy? Was there no other candidate with a pulse?

We should have elected Sen. John Kennedy from Louisiana. At least the press conferences would be more entertaining. Every time that I see John Thune on television, I want to reach out and check him for a pulse. His respiratory rate has got to be less than 5 breaths a minute or maybe 5 breaths an hour. I start yawning as soon as he appears on the television.

Stupid is doing the same thing time after time and expecting different results. Exhibit one is the election referenced above. Exhibit two is the Democratic Party.

I read that Abdul El-Sayed has changed his name to make it easier for Democrats to remember.  He now goes by Adolf El-Sayed. His partner in New York City goes by Benito Mamdani. 

The chairman of Nvidia, Jensen Huang, reportedly had an affair with a Chinese woman who authorities believe may be a Chinese intel agent. Who does Huang think he is, Eric Swalwell??

For those of you who didn't understand the above remark, while a member of Congress, Swalwell had an affair with a Chinese girl known as Fang Fang. He gave it up when authorities informed him about her background. She moved back to China. I hate it when I have to explain them.

In Detroit, voters re-elected 36th District Court Judge Kahlilia Davis. The only catch is that she was suspended by the Michigan Supreme Court in 2023 and cannot serve again until some point in 2029. This is another reason to have literacy tests for voters. Many voters complained that they had not been told that the candidate that they supported had been suspended. It doesn't matter. If someone had told voters that she was unfit to serve, they would have voted for her anyway. This ends any discussion about the existence of informed voters.

"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of American voters." G. Jones

Redefining "Egomaniac"?

 The Kennedy family is redefining "egomaniacs" as they filed court documents claiming that Donald Trump's proposed arch may cast a shadow on the Kennedy gravesites at Arlington Cemetery. Their lawyers are also suing God for having the sun set in the western sky causing shadows on the graves. Okay, I am joking about the lawsuit against God, but there's still time for them to file that.

After spending the last several years listening to television "personalities" and reading the comments of Communist columnists, all of whom are obsessed with Donald Trump, it's refreshing to see some actual news. The news is that contrary to the endless leftist media claims of alleged Americans, Donald Trump does not have the biggest ego in the country. This week's contender for that ranking is obviously the Kennedy family. Adolf El-Sayed is rumored to be next week's candidate.

I have been to Arlington Cemetery several times. I visited the Kennedy gravesite on one of those visits. There were many other sites at Arlington that I found more interesting. I will go ahead with the full disclosure thing and tell you that I just don't believe that Kennedy was that a good a President. If not for Lee Harvey Oswald or whoever fired that fatal round, Kennedy would have just been another mediocre President. It doesn't matter; there are people buried there who did much more for the United States and shade falls across their gravesite. 

Face the facts, Kennedy was not a Top Ten President. Yes, he did a good job with the Cuban Missile Crisis, but he was responsible for the Castro regime because he failed to support the Cuban exiles at the Bay of Pigs. With some air support and more equipment from the United States, they could have rid the island of Castro years before the Missile Crisis.

How about the Marilyn Monroe thing? He and brother Bobby passed that girl around like a box of movie popcorn. I am surprised that she is not buried between them.

I used to work for a guy who had been a Treasury Department agent in the 1950's and 1960's. He used to talk about how they used a passage between the White House and the Treasury Department building to sneak women in and out of the White House for JFK. That gives a whole new meaning to "The President is on top of the situation." 

I believe that the current expression is, "I don't want to throw any shade here", but the Kennedy brothers don't need unlimited direct sun to warm their current residences. Give up the lawsuit!!

Democrats and 21st Century Slavery?

 In most accounts of the War Between the States, we are told that the war was all about the issue of slavery. The Southern States still allowed slavery, which had been practiced here for hundreds of years if you include the practices of the Indians or Native Americans. The Northern States claimed to abhor slavery, but there were a few slaves there and an unknown number of indentured servants. Indentured servitude was just high-grade slavery for a fixed amount of time. If you have not heard of indentured servitude, don't worry about it. You are in the majority of Americans.

In 2026. 163 years after Lincoln allegedly freed the slaves, Democrats are still fighting for slavery. If you don't believe me, ask Nancy Pelosi. She's the former Speaker of the House who asserts that we need illegal immigrants to harvest our crops, cook our meals, do our yard work and take care of our children. Where's Nancy's plantation located? If only she had referred to Hakeem Jeffries as "that colored boy", she could have played a starring role in the Democratic Party 2026 remake of "Gone with the Wind".

Just for the record, I am one of those fact-lovers who don't believe that the Civil War was about slavery. The war started in early 1861. It was January 1, 1863, before Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation. What took so long?  First, he had to wait until they had won a battle to make that announcement. Beyond that, he had to do something to generate the support for "Mr. Lincoln's War".

When you point this out to the fairy tale believers, they tell you that the slaves were freed by the ratification of the Thirteenth Amendment in 1865. There are serious legal issues about the way that the 13th, 14th and 15 Amendments were actually adopted, if in fact they were legally adopted. I will save that for a future rant.

Illegal immigrants are the slaves of the 21st Century in America. No one tells us that we need to let in more illegals so that they can be lawyers, doctors. teachers or even Democratic Party leaders. No, the story is always the same. We need them to do the work that our own people are too lazy to do for themselves.

We need people to do all of those lower-level jobs because we (meaning the government) are paying healthy Americans NOT to work. We are providing food, shelter and medical care for people who are just too damn lazy to work. We need to end this practice.

If that situation isn't bad enough, we then provide free housing and food to the illegals coming in to do the work of those who refuse to work. It's paying twice for the same half-assed job to be done. 

So, the people who claim to have opposed slaves being brought from Africa are okay with slaves being brought from Mexico and Central and South America? I believe that the current expression is, "Make that make sense."

It's not about a better life here in the United States for the illegal immigrants, it's about cheap labor for the hypocrites who populate the Democratic Party. If you don't believe me, ask Nancy Pelosi. You better hurry, she only has a couple of weeks left in Congress. You can bet your ass that she won't be taking any serious questions after that.

Leftist Libs, Losers and Liars

 Almost seventy years after his death, "Tail-Gunner Joe" has come back to life. Except this time, Joe McCarthy came back as a woman. Yes, he's going by the name of Elizabeth Warren.

Warren has announced her plans to investigate anyone who has succeeded in America during the Trump Administration. Here's a thought, Lizbo. How about calling Jack Smith back in and see if he will answer questions for you? Why is it that mediocre performers like Liz Warren want to attack successful people? Is it jealousy or just high-grade stupidity?

What's the good news in all of this for Republicans? After a couple of weeks of Warren, Bernie Sanders and Adolf El-Sayed. the population will be begging Republicans to take charge. 

Warren and a couple of other mouth breathers in the Senate have announced that they will subpoena Elon Musk. Elon has committed the incredible sin of knowing and associating with Donald Trump.

Like Joe McCarthy before her, Liz is attacking anyone who is more successful than she is. That's an enormous list! Let's take a look at the facts. Elon Musk is an immigrant. Democrats purport to love immigrants, but apparently only those who sneak in and need help from government programs to stay. Elon Musk is an actual "African-American", but libs just can't bear to say that.  

When the crew at the International Space Station needed a way back to earth, Elon sent up a rescue mission. Elon leads in producing electric vehicles in the United States. He has furnished Starlink service for areas in need after hurricanes and other natural disasters. So why do Tail gunner Liz and other libtards hate him? He knows and has worked with Donald Trump.

Real elected officials would be working on a plan to improve things. Democrats are just trying to fix all of the blame on Trump. News Flash!! They don't have a solution.

Democrats hate Trump like a fat kid hates Phys Ed. They know that it is good for them, but they just can't admit that they need the workout.

Trump needs to have the IRS audit Barack Obama. Let's find out how a guy went from poor to a multi-millionaire on a President's salary. 

Speaking of crooks, Joe Biden has a new book coming out next week. It's called. "Promise Me, America". Promise you what, schmuck?? I will promise you that I will neither buy nor read your book. Let me correct that. Joe, if your book will tell us who was actually making the decisions when you lived in the White House, I might steal a copy.

Democrats have spent the last thirty years or so preaching to us about "tolerance". Now, it appears that the Democrats are the ones who are intolerant. They can't stand for anyone to disagree with them. It turns out that the leftists who have spent years calling conservatives "Nazis" are in fact, the actual Nazis. If you don't believe me, read their actual policies. Democrats are infatuated with their Muslim accomplices who have won elections with their antisemitic beliefs. Memo to libs: If you want to see a real Nazi, check your mirror!

Monday Moans, Memos and Minutiae

Thanks to AG Todd Blanche for explaining to some moron reporters and Democratic House members about how the three co-equal branches of government works. Before you bitch about Todd Blanche, let's review the actions of one Merrick Garland during the Biden years.

We may need to go back to requiring literacy tests for voters.

While Congress has the subpoena power, but they have no power to prosecute anyone for what they believe is wrong. They can only give it to the Justice Department for them to decide on a course of action. Don't talk shit to Todd Blanche and then expect him to do what you want.

It takes a two-thirds vote in the Senate to convict and remove any federal officials. I doubt that Steven Miller is lying awake tonight wondering about what the Congressional Dims will do.

Wouldn't working on the nation's problems be a better use of Congressional time than attacking Donald Trump?

Every Senator and Representative should be compelled to send a list of their objectives every week so that we can watch what they are doing.

Will probation officers have to get special passes to check on members of Congress at their place of work?

In the Obama Administration the price of gas actually hit $5. That would be the equivalent of a little more than $7 today. Where was all of the bitching then? The same thing happened during the Biden years. Do your cars not use gas during Democratic administrations? Why is the price of gas only an issue with the Trump Administration?

In 2010, the entire business of health insurance was changed when Obamacare was passed. So, why do we need to overhaul insurance again after 16 years of the incredible success of Obamacare? If you don't recognize that as sarcasm, please exit this blog immediately.

My wife has a friend whose mother lived in Canada where they have that great free healthcare. Her mother flew down here several times to have surgery rather than wait on the list in Canada for the free medical care.

There are sixty three people in England with a full set of teeth. Having fewer teeth means that you spend less on toothpaste and toothbrushes. Just another benefit of socialized medicine.

When Trump was elected, he was already rich. When Obama was elected, he didn't have a pot to piss in. Today, he is a multi-millionaire. So naturally, the Dims in Congress want to investigate Trump's finances.

Let's have a national conversation about the number of Representatives and Senators who become millionaires in Congress. What I really want to know is how do all of the Democratic Socialists get rich?

Bernie Sanders and his apprentice AOC flew around the country on private jets preaching the "Gospel of Socialism". I think that the phrase not being used by the news media in this situation is "mixed messages".

Quick! Name a successful Socialist country. 

Write this down!! There's a war coming with Islam. Be ready!!

I have a plan that will dramatically increase Congressional productivity. Ban television cameras and all reporters from the US Capitol building. Let the reporters talk to them after they get off work. I am tired of them talking to reporters on our time. Bullshit America on your time, not on my time!!

Stuff That I Don't Understand

 People who tell everyone that they don't want data centers in their state. They tell everyone this by posting online or sending emails. These are the same people posting the most banal videos on the Internet. Someone is a little slow on the intake.

Kamala Harris, but who actually does understand her? I am sure that understanding her either involves a big yellow school bus or "the passage of time".

People who say that they voted against Donald Trump despite his name not appearing on a single ballot on Tuesday.

Voters in Los Angeles. Hell, residents of Los Angeles. I would have my ass on the next bus out of town if I lived in Los Angeles. They voted out a Democratic crook to bring in a Communist. People in LA are so stupid that they couldn't spell CAT if you spotted them the "C" and the "A".

People who tell us that they are "Democratic Socialists", while anyone with more than a room temperature IQ knows that means that they are Communists. Hell, just go ahead and tell us that you are a Communist. 

People who were surprised by the massive drop in the Dow Jones averages on Thursday. Write this down, "For every action, there is a reaction." You elect Communists, free enterprise responds.

Newly elected House members who are unaware that the President has veto power.

Mitch McConnell. A reporter tried to ask Mitch McConnell a question today and he could not respond. The lights are on, but nobody's home. Can he make it to January? Why is this guy still on the payroll? Is he waiting for Biden to meet him for coffee in the Senate chamber?

Democrats who take millions from George Soros and then complain about how much money Elon Musk donates to Republicans.

Hakeem Jeffries. Did he grow up in a family of deaf people? You will have to handcuff the bastard to shut him up.

Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer and Donald Trump all being from New York City. For the three most powerful people in government to all be from New York City should be illegal. The Constitution already prohibits the President and Vice-President being from the same state. The Founders must have had a premonition about California. 

People who vote for Kathy Hochul. She must be making awesome money from the graft and corruption. Combine all of that with the profits from her new line of cosmetics, "Froze Face" and she shouldn't have to work anymore. She can't work any less.

People who don't understand the situation in Iran. American hostages being seized in Iran cost Jimmy Carter a second term. Let's stop taking half-assed measures with them. It's been 47 years, let's stop playing.

Democrats and Israel. FDR and his people stood by and did nothing while Jews were slaughtered in Germany and other places in Europe. Do we just stand and watch again?

People who didn't learn from history or deny things that happened in the past. In 1945, after visiting a German concentration camp, Ohrdruf;  Gen. Eisenhower had these words for the press. “Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses -because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Ike must have had a vision of Abdul El-Sayed in the Senate.

Friday Morning Free Throw Festival

 In Missouri, State Representative Antony Ealy was reelected on Tuesday and was arrested on Wednesday morning for assault and for disturbing the peace. Nobody knows how to celebrate like a Democrat? I see Congress in his future.

Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer announced that the Democrats aren't going to allow Trump to "ram through right-wingers" for federal judges. Here's a friendly piece of advice for Chuck. You too, will have to stand for re-election to your position of Majority Leader. There are rumblings of change among your Communist followers. Don't turn your back on your fellow Dim and your neighborhood Muslim, Senator-elect El-Sayed.

"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public" should be inscribed over the entrance to the US Capitol. 

Americans who are bitching about the price of gasoline and diesel fuel and complaining about the war with Iran need to get a world map. The world is a much smaller place than they think.

Americans who are complaining about gas prices should move to California-stan. They import most of their gasoline from other countries rather than build refineries. And yet no one in the "news" media ever talks about this?

I remember when "they" told us that we would all be better informed and more knowledgeable as we gained easier and more access to the Internet. I am not going to link this week's election results to that because that whole theory of increased voter intelligence went down the shitter years ago when Biden was elected. 

Having spent more than fifty years in the restaurant business, I am NOT at all surprised by the election results on Tuesday. One of my recurring themes for the last twenty-one years on this blog has been the celebration of human stupidity. Tuesday's results only confirm my beliefs about the rapidly declining ability of people to think for themselves. "I love Stupid People" is an oft repeated topic on this blog. Nothing happened Tuesday that will change that.

The "Democratic Socialist" won the mayor's race in Los Angeles in a spirited contest between the two most incompetent and non-productive women in American politics. After this months-long battle for the mayor's job, the winning side has decided to rename the city Volgograd. 

DC District Court judge Tanya Chutkan's latest decision is just more evidence for the case to end lifetime appointments for federal judges. This woman hates Donald Trump like teenagers hate reading a book.

Why is the President the only federal official who is constitutionally term limited? Why not senators and representatives? Why not federal judges? Why is only one branch of the three limited? Let's face it! When representatives, senators and judges are dying in office, it's time for a change. They instituted presidential term limits after FDR was elected four times and died suddenly in office. What's the body count on the Congress and federal judges?

Here's my closing thought about elections and it comes from Richard Nixon. After losing to Kennedy in the 1960 Presidential election, Nixon went back home to California. In 1962, he ran against Pat Brown for the governor's job in California. On election night, as they were watching the results come in and Nixon was losing, one of his aides tried to console him. He told him that there were still lots of ballots to be counted and that they could catch up in the count. Nixon looked at him and said, "The people have spoken. Fuck them!" He took the next six years off from politics.