The Three Day Work Week??

The position of United States Senator is obviously the best part-time job in the United States. They left town on Thursday for the Memorial Day weekend. One is left to assume that there are no Memorial Day activities in the Washington, DC area for them to attend and celebrate. They will return on June 1, six days after Memorial Day. What other business in this country shuts down ten days for Memorial Day?

If you live in the Washington D.C. area and you find any testicles lying on the ground, please forward them to Senator John Thune. Extra credit if you can explain the need for them to the Senator.

Every day it seems like Thom Tillis gets closer to his goal of becoming a Democrat. Why doesn't he just go ahead and resign? The only way he can continue to get elected for any position is to change parties or countries. 

Thom Tillis is Exhibit A for term limits for Congress. Of course, Two-Faced Thom is not the champion for overstaying his usefulness, that is Mitch McConnell. Mitch has been in the Senate so long that I still had hair when he was first elected to the Senate. Term limits now!!

Does anyone with more than a room temperature IQ care that Rep. Thomas Massie was defeated in a primary this week? He is a Republican in the same way that I am a Democrat.

I am not going to tell you that the Mayor of Seattle is an ugly, stupid, liberal woman. Maybe she just got hit on the highway by a Starbucks moving truck heading out of Seattle? She must have voted by mail because she is so homely that she has to sneak up on a voting machine to vote.

I haven't paid any attention to the Democratic Party's "autopsy" on the 2024 election. They nominated Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. It was obviously a suicide attempt. How long can that take to figure out?

I saw famed personal injury attorney John Morgan last night on Fox News talking about Kamala and 2024. I am waiting for him to file a lawsuit against her and Walz for impersonating actual candidates.

Minnesota is now listed as a synonym for "fraud". Minnesota is not cooperating with the federal government in these investigations. I see an indictment in the future for Tim Walz. Memo to Tampon Tim: If you get indicted, do not call John Morgan.

Spencer Pratt is a great candidate for the job of Los Angeles mayor. But Californians are stupid, so he won't win the election.

In 1970, gasoline was 35 cents a gallon. I had to write out "cents" because there is no "cents" mark on the computer keyboard. I may have to go back to my old Royal typewriter that I used in 1970 to get that key. But I digress, let's go back to the price of gasoline. At Colin Benfield's Standard Oil gas station in Tampa, the average price, barring "gas price wars," was 35 cents a gallon. Today, gas is $4.10 at the Raj Mahal convenience store on the corner. Wait! I forgot the part where I was making a $1.20 an hour at the Biff-Burger. If you do the math, it's really not more expensive now. That doesn't mean that I am happy about it, it just means that like they say in West Virginia, "It's All Relative!"

Memo to Mayor Karen Bass, speaking for employers across the land, we are not going to hire and employ meth addicts, regardless of whether or not you give them false teeth. It's not just their appearance that disqualifies them; it's the drug addiction. How many meth heads are on your staff?

A federal grand jury indicted Raoul Castro the other day. I can't believe that he was not pardoned by whichever one of the Bidens was acting as President. Is the Castro crime family worse than the Biden crime family?

Mamdani's Meats and Things??

There's a little meat market in Reidsville, North Carolina called Richard's Meats and Things. If the name works in Reidsville, will it work in New York City? Read it aloud, "Mamdani's Meats and Things". 

Zero Mamdani announced that a second city owned grocery store will open in 2027. In true government style, the "second" store will open before the "first". Yes, no one in government did well in math. "And the last shall be first." Don't tell Zero Mamdani where that came from.

Why does a guy who has never even run a lemonade stand think that he should lead the way in opening city owned grocery stores? Zero Mamdani acts like this is a new idea despite the fact that it has been tried in other cities and has succeeded exactly zero times. What makes Zero think that it will work now?

How are business owners in Mamdani City going to feel about subsidizing their competition with their tax dollars? How much is the city willing to lose every year before they abandon Mamdani's Meats and Things?

How many minutes after they open will the first shoplifter be caught? Are they going to prosecute? Or are they just going to allow people to steal, each according to his need? Will there be pictures of Karl Marx and Barack Obama on the walls in the foreign foods section? Is there anything that is even foreign in Mamdani City?

Back to the grocery business. Does Zero have any concept of how thin that the profit margins are in the grocery business? People who have spent their lives in the grocery business struggle to make a profit. How many millions is the Mamdani Administration willing to commit to spend before admitting failure?

Will the same government that can't keep people safe on the streets be able to protect their health with proper handling of the food supply? As the government routinely exempts themselves from regulations, are they going to obey food safety handling regulations at Mamdani's Meats and Things?

What government agency is famous for their great service and high-quality consumer products? Yes, I can wait for a while for an answer. But I am over seventy, so I am not actually expecting an answer before checkout time arrives. 

If you hate going to the grocery store now, you ain't seen nothing yet!!

By now, even the slow among you are thinking, is this post just a series of questions? Does the sun rise in the east? I just threw that one in to piss you off. The answer is simple. The Mamdani Meats and Things, the city owned grocery stores in Mamdani City are going to fail. Their losses will be in the millions of dollars a month. They will last until a change in administrations provides someone willing to admit the failure and close them down.

Let's face it, no successful business is using a government agency as their model to follow. The folks sending rockets into space now are not repeating the failures of NASA. 

Government owned grocery stores are just an extension of other failed government programs. Say adios and au revoir to Mamdani's Meats and Things. 

 

It's all black and white for Democrats

Until the Virginia Supreme Court ruled on the attempted redistricting plan and Democrats lined up in front of cameras to proclaim the end of democracy, I had no concept of what "They don't know whether to shit or go blind" actually entailed.

The Virginians in question are screaming that the ruling is the "end of democracy" when all it really means is the end of Democrats lying to Virginia voters.

Virginia is appealing this case to the US Supreme Court. I would be surprised if the court even agrees to hear the case. The problem in the case is that voting had started for the election before the state had even finished the plans for the new districts. That means that a lot of people didn't get a chance to see what they were voting for or against. Virginia claims that as long as they had it done before the actual election day, it doesn't matter.

It's interesting that Democrats want long election seasons where people have weeks to vote but then claim that only Election Day actually counts. Virginia Dems, redefining "two-faced" for everyone to see. WOW!!

I think that Virginia Dims are just out on the cutting edge for what the rest of the Communists Democrats are going to try to do over the next few years. Jill and Hunter couldn't get it done during the Biden Administration, so here the Dims sit. Jerry Reed sang it best in Smokey and the Bandit, they have got a long way to go and a short time to get there!

Of course, we haven't really seen a Virginia Democrat scream and lie until we see the results of the investigation into Virginia state Senator L. Louise Lucas and her cannabis dispensary. Call me old fashioned, but I live in a world where your business getting raided by an FBI SWAT team is not a good sign. 

When the US Supreme Court ruled against the second black district in Louisiana, they only acknowledged what the rest of us have known for years. The entire concept of districts designed to ensure the election of a black man died on the day that Barack Obama was elected in 2008.  That election showed that white people would vote for a black man for political office even if he was completely unqualified. In fact. Obama won because he was black. No one would have ever voted for a white man who was that unqualified.

I will go ahead and break your heart now. The preceding paragraph will not be found anywhere in that butt ugly, Soviet style building that is the Barack Obama Presidential Center/Library/Idol Worship area.

The Dims and their accomplices in the mainstream media are screaming about Tennessee trying to eliminate the "black Congressional district" in Memphis. Just for the record, since 2006, the district has been represented by a white, Jewish guy. That guy is Steve Cohen, who may be the most liberal man in Tennessee. He didn't need to be black to be elected, just a leftist. So, blacks will vote for a white Communist. Now we understand.

Top Tuesday Truths and Trending Taunts

There is absolutely no relationship between Democrats and actual democracy. Look at what has happened in Virginia in the last five months as evidence.

There's a lot more evidence than just Virginia. In last week's mayoral "debate" in Los Angeles, the three candidates were asked if "non-citizens" should be allowed to vote in elections. The moderator asked for a yes or no answer. Spencer Pratt immediately said no. Karen Bass and the other Commie cunt candidate ran out the clock claiming that it was not a "Yes or No" question. I am still waiting for the moderator to ask a follow-up question like, "What then, is the value of citizenship?"

Former presidential candidate and current airhead Kameltoe Harris is reportedly considering another run for the presidency in 2028. Two words, DO IT!!

If Harris is the candidate in 2028, I think that you can go ahead and mark famed ambulance chasing attorney John Morgan off the list of people raising funds for her campaign. He was last seen in 2024 ranting about a failed campaign operation. Meanwhile, black celebrities are lining up to make paid endorsements of Kameltoe's Kampaign. They are just one "K" short.

No word yet from House Democrats on whether the antidote shots are stopping Hakeem Jeffries' case of rabies from killing his last working brain cell.

Some things never change. When I was in high school in 1970, I read an article about the Vietnam war in a copy of Newsweek magazine. I thought that Newsweek was a horseshit, second rate publication. I read an article in Newsweek yesterday. WOW! Thanks for the flashback to my high school days, Newsweek. It's still a horseshit publication, but it may have moved to third rate.

I can't believe that the World Cup soccer championship thing is being played in the United States this year. Soccer has all of the excitement of golf without the great landscaping. Insert yawns here!

If you are thinking, "How can he say that about soccer?" I am sorry but that's an opinion based on personal observations. Let me explain. In 1978, Tampa had a team in the North American Soccer League, the Tampa Bay Rowdies. There was a team from New York called the New York Cosmos. Of course, they didn't play their games in New York, they played in New Jersey.

But I digress. Back on topic, in the 1978 season the New York Cosmos signed Pele, the most famous soccer player on this planet, to be part of their team. They came to Tampa to play the Rowdies. More than 41,000 people were there for the game. One of my restaurant's suppliers gave me some tickets to the game. 

At that time, the old Tampa Stadium was all bench/bleacher seating. There were no box seats. So, I sat on a bench for the longest three hours of my life. I don't actually recall much of the game as reports from my friends were that I fell asleep early in the game. Someone woke me as the game, that the Rowdies lost 3-0, was coming to a close. Yes. I slept through more than 40,000 yelling and cheering for more than two hours. It's a gift?

The next morning, I was at the emergency room being treated for sun poisoning. Yes, that was the last soccer game that I ever watched. Everyone who has heard this story asks the same thing, "How did you sleep through all of that noise?" Once again, it is a case of people asking the wrong question. The correct question would be, "How did 40,000 people stay awake through that dull ass game?" Soccer was so dull that I was left longing to watch a tennis match.

I wouldn't describe my feelings about the World Cup coming to America as "breathless anticipation". I will just watch the American Picker reruns on television instead. No chance of sun poisoning there.

 

Miscellaneous Monday Mentions

 Any doubts about whether or not Comrade Barack Obama is a real Communist have been erased. One look at his presidential library/center/collective in Chicago proves that Obama is an actual Communist.

The main building there looks like it was designed by whoever was the Soviet equivalent of Frank Lloyd Wright. There's a strong possibility that the Obama museum edifice may be the ugliest building in America. Hell, it may be uglier than Michele Obama. That building looks like a guard tower at a maximum-security prison. It makes Chicago Democrats feel at home.

There is a playground for children at the Obama Collective Center. They will indoctrinate your children while you take in the museum. There is a rumor that Obama's actual birth certificate will be on display in the museum. Don't worry, there's an English translation beside the certificate. Before expressing fake outrage about that, how long would it take you to produce a copy of your birth certificate? Why is it so hard for Democrats?

When the center opens in June, Chicago is going to honor Obama and the new center by changing the city's name to Obamagrad.  Do you understand the humor there? Stalingrad, Leningrad, Petrograd were all cities in the Soviet Union. I hate it when I feel compelled to explain it.

If you are an Illinois resident and want to get the discount entry rate, you will need to provide a photo ID. Some leftist schmuck pointed out that other Presidential libraries also require photo ID. However, not all of those Presidents oppose the requirement of Photo ID to vote, like Bolshevik Barry does. I guess that no married women will be able to get into the museum at the discounted rate since they changed their last names. It's no big deal at the Jones house; we aren't going anyway.

How about those Virginia Democrats? They are considering removing the entire Virginia Supreme Court and replacing them with people who will support their attempt to overthrow democracy in Virginia. That reminds me of kids who take their baseball and go home when they are losing. 

Virginia Attorney-General Jay Jones is filing an appeal with the US Supreme Court to have them hear the case. If I were Jay, I would go ahead and start work on my Plan B because there is no chance the US Supreme Court is going to see things his way. That's if they will even give them a hearing. 

Virginia State Senator L. Louise Lucas has been strangely quiet since the FBI raided her office and her "Medical Cannabis Dispensary" or "pot store" in Portsmouth last week. Reports are that the inquiry started in the Biden era of the FBI so Democrats can't blame Trump. Let's see, the Virginia legislature passes a bill legalizing the sale of marijuana and the President Pro Tem of the Senate is one of the first people to open a retail store. What could possibly be wrong? Did the "cannabis" folks finance her entry into the exciting world of retail sales as thanks for getting the bill passed? Obviously, inquiring minds want to know. Those minds don't belong to Dems.

Mid-Week Musing??

 Yes, I am working on an actual seven day week, not that five-day work week that seems to be fading fast. So, Thursday is the actual mid-week standard.

How about that Virginia State Senator L. Louise Lucas who had her office and pot store raided by the FBI yesterday in Portsmouth, Virginia? I have no way of knowing for sure, but I am going to guess that the FBI SWAT team showing up at your office and pot store is not a good sign. Of course, she claims to have no idea what all of this is about.

Senator Lucas led the drive to legalize marijuana sales in Virginia and then opened a "Cannabis Dispensary" or as real people call it, a "pot store". This only confirms what most people believe about sleazy politicians across the land. Everything is illegal until crooked politicians figure out how to make a few million bucks from it. 

Just for bonus points, Senator Lucas was also one of the key Democrats who led the redistricting push in Virginia. With the liberal leftist attitude that laws are made to be broken, Democrats violated numerous laws about redistricting and other state election laws to pass their recent referendum which is now tied up in the Virginia Supreme Court. 

Less than six months in office and Abigail Spamgurger has reached the point of "I don't know whether to shit or go blind." It is beginning to look like the Virginia Supreme Court is not going to approve her redistricting scam. Even if the Virginia Court okays it, it will die in the US Supreme Court. Five months in and there there's not much left for her to screw up. But that won't keep her from looking for something.

I had never heard of Spencer Pratt until the other day. This morning, I saw some television clips from the Los Angeles mayoral debate. Pratt is now the smartest guy in Los Angeles. Karen Bass is the biggest liar in Los Angeles and that's a high standard to meet. The other woman at the debate who is running in the mayoral election was showing no signs of brain activity and could be declared legally dead.

I watched a couple of clips from the California governor's race debate and can assure you that in my humble opinion Katie Porter is the gold standard for the definition of "CUNT".  In fact, Katie Porter is in a class all by herself. If Californians elect her, we need to throw California out of the Union. Of course, they may vote to secede before we can toss them.

Katie Porter is 52 years old. I am not a doctor, nor do I play one on television, but her doctor needs to drastically increase the dosage of her menopause meds. She is a psychopath looking for a hand axe. Don't invite her to dinner at a Medieval Times restaurant. Ban her from Boy Scout Jamborees!!

It turns out that the Minnesota "Feeding Our Future" program was aimed at feeding government funds to Somali refugees so that they could send their cut back home to Somalia while taxpayers kept supporting them here. 

If you guessed that I didn't celebrate Cinco de Mayo, you are correct. 

Random rants, raves, rumors and ruminations

 How about that Communist Bernie Sanders and his "Fighting Oligarchy" campaign? A guy who has spent the last 45 years slopping at the public trough is complaining about the evils of elected officials. A guy who owns three homes and travels the country on private jets is lecturing us on the evils of capitalism. I guess that it is an insider's view of the "problem". Why do people in Vermont keep voting for this schmuck?

While Bernie peddles Communism to the voting masses of morons, Hakeem Jeffries is busy proving that racism is no longer the exclusive province of white people.

Meanwhile, out west on Planet California, Greasy Gavin Newsome continues to deny reality. With elections coming soon, Mayor Karen Bass acts like all of those folks in Los Angeles burned their houses to the ground just to make her look bad. California is a test case for how much has to go wrong before voters say, "This shit ain't working!" Is this the year?

Here in North Carolina, Communist Roy Cooper is running for the US Senate. This is the same guy who had an 888-day State of Emergency in North Carolina for COVID. He was first elected to the state legislature in 1985 and has been a thorn in taxpayer asses ever since. Roy never met a handout that he didn't support. During the onset of the Chinese COVID invasion, Roy took the time to fly to Tampa for a fundraiser for his 2020 campaign. I guess that he had bled all of the North Carolina Democrats dry by that point. 

During COVID, Cooper limited churches to having ten people in attendance, regardless of the size of the building. Apparently, Cooper believed that the virus spreads more quickly when you are praying or singing. Incredibly enough, there were no limits on how many people could attend a Black Lives Matter parade or rally. Who knew that a disease could be so specific about where it spread? The first judge who saw Cooper's order blocked it. Cooper should sue whatever law school he attended for a refund.

Roy Cooper is evidently the "herpes" of Democratic politicians in North Carolina. You just can't get rid of the disease. Every time that you think it's gone, it breaks out again.

When Cooper was busy destroying businesses at the onset of the COVID fraud, he would not allow people in bars but said that you could buy "carryout cocktails". The only problem with that was that NC state law prohibits that. So, Roy issued an executive order as part of his "state of emergency". It's obvious what is important to Roy.

Enough about Roy Crapper, how about that Barack Obama? Obama claims that Donald Trump is "creating tension" in Obama's marriage. So, a gay guy is complaining that Trump is causing problems in his marriage to another guy/girl?

The same Senator Elizabeth Warren, who praised the Brain-Dead Biden Administration for blocking the Spirit Airlines merger with Jet Blue, is now blaming the Trump Administration for not merging the two airlines. Can someone explain to Looney Liz how video clips work? Just another Senator who knows nothing about how businesses operate. 

Meanwhile in Maine, the Democrats are running an actual Communist for governor. We won't even discuss the Nazi tattoo thing. Are the Democrats abandoning the cover stories?

Ilhan Omar and her brother/husband claim that their accountant made a $30 million error in their financial statement. It's funny that they didn't notice the "error" until the story about how much they were worth broke on the national news. Maybe the transfer to their Somali bank was posted wrong??

California candidate Katie Porter is now making jokes about the famous video where she cussed out a staffer for "being in my shot". Sorry Katie, but I think this is too big a lemon to make lemonade out of in this campaign. I just don't think that pre-psychotic rage is a good look for a governor. Even in California.

Has anyone seen Eric Swalwell recently? 

Jill Biden showed up at a Richmond animal shelter to help her aunt adopt a cat. I guess that Joe isn't litter box trained yet?

In Washington DC, a federal magistrate judge claims that the Trump assassin is facing worse conditions in jail than even the January 6 people did. It's one of those moments when liberals screw up and admit the truth. They have spent the last six years claiming that Jan 6 people were treated just like everybody else. Apparently not.