Will Letitia James be "Disappeared?"

 Democrats are throwing around another phrase in the never-ending contest for dumbest term of the year. The hot phrase on the liberal networks is "people could be disappeared". If bad grammar wasn't enough, it's just a stupid statement. Have the leftists ever considered coming up with their own material? Why is everything on the left a scripted statement? Why do they all use the same stupid terms? It's the biggest case of "monkey see, monkey do" in modern history.

Senator Chris Van Hollen is my nominee for the coveted Moron of the Month award. The competition is tough as he is competing with the Blue Crew of Female Flyers who are claiming that they are astronauts. I have been on amusement park rides that lasted longer than their "trip to space".  Gayle King is upset that people are calling it a "ride". Gayle's not old enough or smart enough to do real research, but back in the early days of the United States space program, several real astronauts referred to their trip as a "ride". Even in the early1970's, one astronaut referred to his trip as "an E-ticket ride at Disney". Get over it, girls!!

But back to my main moron Hollen. After sharing some quality time and a couple of drinks with his lover, Hollen announced that we need to bring his El Salvadoran boyfriend, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, "back home". Let me break it to you gently, numb-nuts. Your boyfriend IS back home!! He left El Salvador and illegally entered the United States. While visiting us, your lover committed several crimes. So, border czar Tom Homan arranged a trip for Kilmar on the next flight out to El Salvador. He was born in El Salvador, and he has returned to El Salvador. Case Closed!!

How about that Letitia James?? Like lots of other stupid liberals or as some call them, Democrats, James has mastered the art of "projection". Yes, new information shows that she was actually committing the crimes that she accused Donald Trump of committing. 

While she was parking her large ass in the front row at the Trump trial and kicking off her shoes, she was actually violating a few federal laws. The best news is that if she denies violating federal law, then she is ineligible to hold her office as Attorney-General of New York. James bought a house in Norfolk, Virginia and claimed on loan documents that this was her primary residence. She did this to get a better loan rate. She has never lived in the home. A news film crew visited the site, and no one down there has ever seen her there. We don't need to wait for her to "explain" this to us. Here's a link to her legal papers on the home loan that you can read it at your leisure.  https://whitecollarfraud.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/2023-08-30-Shamice-Thompson-Hairston-and-Letitia-A-James-Deed-and-Deed-of-Trust.pdf

There is also some controversy about claiming that her father was/is her husband on some paperwork. I would offer a link to that, but Kinky Klaims has not posted anything on that yet. I will be sure to post that when it becomes available.

What we have here is a case of one of the oldest law violations for elected officials. That law is, "Those who seek to enforce the law or make the law are compelled to obey the law." If you are the New York AG, you can't get a loan on a house in Norfolk, Virginia claiming that it will be your "primary residence". If it is your "primary residence", you must resign as AG because that job requires that your primary residence be in New York. James accused Trump of breaking the law to get lower interest rates. WOW!! Talk about projecting your sins on to others. She should but won't resign.

I think that the best way for this to end is for Trump to have Letitia "disappeared". Maybe a room with a view in El Salvador? Maybe that Federal prison in West Virginia where they sent Martha Stewart for a lot less than this?

They call themselves "Democrats"

 They call themselves "Democrats" because Truth in Labeling does not apply to political parties. You can't find anyone less interested in real democracy than a Democrat. Democrats are currently fighting the policies of a President who won both the popular and the Electoral College vote. If they were actually interested in democracy, they would shut up and let the majority of voters get what they supported to be accomplished by the elected President.

They call themselves "Democrats" because "hypocrites" is just too honest for them. Currently, the Democrats are rolling out the entire team to support a wife-beating, gang member, illegal immigrant who has been returned to his native country. Senator Chris Van Hollen has gone to El Salvador to help try to free the afore mentioned criminal. Did Senator Van Hollen ever meet with Rachel Morin's mother after her daughter was murdered by an illegal immigrant? Of course not. Several Maryland residents were jailed after the January debacle at the Capitol. How many of those people did Van Hollen go visit in prison? I realize that visiting a federal prison doesn't compare to the thrill of visiting a high-security prison in San Salvador, but did he visit any of his "constituents" charged for January 6 actions? I don't recall any photos of Van Hollen hanging out at a federal prison with a jailed J6 protester.

There are Americans held hostage by Hamas and other groups. Show me the pictures of Democrats traveling to the Middle East to get Americans freed. Where are the publicity shots of Dims meeting with terrorist leaders?

Speaking of "hypocrites", how about America's two most famous Socialists, Bernie Sanders and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortes? Sanders' campaign spent $221,000 in this year's first quarter on private jet travel. I guess that a chartered bus was out of the question. Just a note to the two Socialists, flying on private jets to rallies where you attack rich people is just another way to spell "hypocrisy". 

Watching television this morning, I saw a liberal trying to claim that pictures of AOC flying first class were probably just a result of her getting some kind of frequent flyer upgrade from the airline. That may be true, but do Socialists not understand perception? Nobody without a (D) behind their name looks at a public official in first class and thinks, "Wow! They must have used a lot of miles on that upgrade." I am telling you that no one believes that!! No One!!

By flying on private jets to anti-oligarchy rallies, aren't Sanders and AOC just demonstrating that they are part of the problem that they are attacking? I was wrong! Yeah, I know that I rarely use that statement, but this is a special circumstance. They aren't "hypocrites", they are dumbasses. How can anyone be that stupid? Well, aside from being Democrats, they don't actually understand what they are saying. You can't rant about what rich people do, when you are traveling like rich people. Are they really that stupid? Yes.

Democrats are now actively supporting illegal immigrants. Democrats who have spent years claiming that they are for women's rights are supporting a guy who beat his wife. They want to get him out of prison and bring him back to Maryland so he can beat his wife again.  I am going to be kind and not even get into Van Hollen's love interest getting stopped by the Tennessee State Police with seven (7) other illegals in the vehicle. The State Police thought that he was in the human trafficking business, but a call from the FBI made it clear that unless he had participated in the January 6 debacle, that needed to let him, and his cadre of illegals go on to Maryland. Some more good work from the FBI.

Democrats want to bring in people from other countries to help them get re-elected. Why can't they just own up to that idea? They are hypocrites. They lie through, over, under and around their teeth. If only they could admit that their entire existence is based on hating Donald Trump.

I am going to send this to Dr. Jill so that she can get Joe to autograph it with the Auto-Pen.

Sen. Chris Van Hollen, Moron at Large

 Chris Van Hollen represents Maryland in the United States Senate. So, naturally enough, when "Maryland man" Kilmar Abrego Garcia was exported by the Trump administration to El Salvador, Van Hollen jumped on the case. He flew to El Salvador to visit the man he described as a "constituent". 

Evidently, the people in El Salvador are not as stupid as US Senators, because they would not let Van Hollen visit his "constituent" in prison. Neither was he able to visit with the President of El Salvador.

 So why did Van Hollen fly to El Salvador? Because he is dirt dumb, rock stupid, or maybe his brain activity is flatlining. Of course, he is all of these because he is a Democrat. 

Yes, Democrats are standing up for criminals in today's America. While Van Hollen tried to visit with his "constituent", the late Rachel Morin's mother stood in the White House and described the death of her daughter and the mother of five, Rachel Morin. Rachel was beaten, murdered and raped by an illegal immigrant in a case that took a Maryland jury less than an hour to reach a verdict. 

By the way, Rachel Morin was a "Maryland mother". Like Abrego Garcia, she was one of Van Hollen's constituents. The only difference being that she was actually a citizen of this nation. Did Van Hollen attend her funeral? No. Did he travel the few miles from DC to Maryland to visit her family? No. The question begs asking, where was Chris Van Hollen when Rachel Morin was murdered? Why does an illegal immigrant get more attention from a United States Senator than a native-born mother of five? 

As long as we are asking questions, here are a few more. Why are illegal immigrants so important to Democrats? Why did Biden fly in hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants under the cover of darkness? If they weren't hiding anything, why didn't those flights of freeloaders arrive in the middle of the afternoon? What is it about illegal immigrants that Democrats love? Are illegal immigrants just 21st Century slaves? Biden flies in more than half a million illegals at night and Democrats don't say a word. Trump sends two planeloads of illegals out of the country and Democrats go berserk. What's the difference?

Since Trump had Abrego Garcia returned to El Salvador, more information has come out. The El Salvadoran Saint, Mr. Abrego Garcia had been investigated twice by Maryland police for domestic violence against his wife. There is a report from Tennessee that the distinguished Mr. Abrego Garcia had been stopped by the Tennessee State Police as a suspect in a human trafficking operation. In that case, within two hours the FBI told the Tennessee state police to release the "Maryland Man". The FBI was unwilling to take action because Mr. Abrego Garcia was not wearing a T-shirt that read, "I am a human trafficker".

If liberals don't want to do anything about criminals, they should at least get the hell out of the Trump Administration's way.

Tuesday Taunts, Topics and Tantrums

 What's the difference between God and a federal judge?  God never wakes up and thinks that he is a federal judge.

Once again, it's time for the House of Representatives to start calling in some federal judges to get the impeachment ball rolling.

In the news tonight, there was a story about New York AG James being the object of a criminal investigation into some mortgage loans. Just remember Letitia, no one is above the law. 

It won't be too long before the Supreme Court will be compelled to define the word "facilitate". They told Trump to "facilitate" the return of the most famous "Maryland man" in history.  Democrats want Trump to bring an illegal immigrant back from his native land of El Salvador where he is in prison. This won't surprise anyone with more than a room temperature level IQ, but the left is lying their socks off about this guy. Just for the record, the president of El Salvador said that he is not going to return the guy. Maybe the federal judge should threaten the president of El Salvador with arrest??

Let's cut all of the bullshit and agree that if you entered this country illegally, you need to get your ass out of this country. 

The Democrats are sounding a whole lot like the slave owners in the early 1800's in trying to justify slavery. Nancy Pelosi sounds like Jefferson Davis telling us that we need those immigrant folks to harvest our crops and to do jobs that Americans don't want to do. The same political party that was in favor of slavery for blacks in 1850 is now in favor of slavery for illegal immigrants.

Can we get a doctor to help Chief Justice John Roberts regain consciousness? He needs to wake the hell up and get his judges into line with the law.

Joe Biden made his first speech tonight at an event in Chicago. No reports yet on whether Biden or the audience fell asleep first during the speech. 

Why did Biden pardon his family for anything that they may have done going back to 2014? Is that when he started getting into Hunter's coke stash?

How about that Dim congresssmoron Jasmine Crock'O"Shit from Texas? I used to work with a guy from Texas, they lie about everything. She's just following that Texas tradition. I hope that she runs for President in 2028. Her fake eyelashes make Trump's hairstyle look normal.

Based on rulings from federal district judges, Joe Biden's executive orders are law, but Trump's executive orders are up for debate. John Roberts and the Supremes need to end this game, or we can start impeaching judges tomorrow.

Why does Harvard need two BILLION dollars from the federal government? Harvard has an endowment fund of more than $50 billion. Why don't they give the government 2 billion dollars?

Manic Monday Morning Memos

 I saw a headline criticizing Trump for playing golf while we have so many problems in the United States. I searched newspapers.com, but I can't find any headlines criticizing Clinton for getting Oval Office blowjobs while the nation flatlined. Why weren't theses same folks upset when Biden flopped on the beach and vegetated his four-year term away in the sun?  At least Trump knows that he is playing golf.

Democrats are claiming that Trump telling people to buy stocks is "insider trading".  These clowns are performing in a drama from the "Theater of the Absurd". Insider trading is not when you tell the world to buy or sell. They don't need to look any further than their own ranks for examples of insider trading. Do they know Nancy Pelosi? It's not like she is the only one doing that. Physician, heal thyself!!

Why isn't "hypocrite" listed in the dictionary as a synonym for "Democrat"?

Can Donald Trump order the Supreme Court to "facilitate" the end of suits against him by Democrats? No and neither can than the court direct Trump to get a deportee back from El Salvador. That's up to El Salvador. 

The beauty of the Constitution is that the writers gave the judicial system no way to enforce a ruling against the executive branch. The branches are all co-equals. Trump may be the next Andrew Jackson. "John Roberts has no army."

Bernie Sanders is reported to be a self-described "socialist". No, like in a communist society, Bernie is part of the ruling class. He has never held a real job in the working class. He has spent most of his life getting paid by taxpayers. Bernie wants to tell businesses how to operate but has never operated a business. The shift manager at McDonalds has more real business experience than Bernie.  Bernie makes $174,00 a year and spends at least half of the year in DC. He owns three homes. How many homes would a real socialist need?

In North Carolina, we always know when there is a US Senate race coming up. This is the time in his term when Thom Tillis tries to act like a conservative again. He spent the last four years as some kind of demented Demo-publican. There's a rumor that Roy Cooper may run for that Senate seat. Tillis or Cooper? That's like asking North Carolina voters to pick the top turd in the septic tank!

Every time that Senator Richard Blumenthal opens his mouth, it explains why the Dems suck so badly. Blumenthal used to tell people that he had served in Vietnam. It turned out that his biggest combat experience had been in leading the Marine Corps Reserves in the "Battle for Toys for Tots" in Washington DC. 

Duke lost in the semi-finals of the NCAA basketball tournament. If I am late getting this news to you, it's because I really don't care. I am so old that I remember when people went to college for academic reasons. 

Democrats should push for the development of the vaccine to prevent TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome. At least, they should give their children a chance for sanity.

Tax Day is tomorrow. I worry less since I don't have a real job.

I will have the AutoPen sign this post.

Sign of the Times?

Several weeks ago, my beloved and I were returning from a trip to Colonial Williamsburg and were nearing Waverly, Virginia. I saw a sign and turned around to read it again and have my wife take a picture of it. 

To put it into perspective, this sign is painted on a full 4' X 8' piece of plywood. It's about twenty feet off the road. It is easily and highly visible from the road. I think that we were on Virginia 40 heading west into Waverly.

We had a lot of discussion on the rest of the ride home. Is the neighbor a relative? Is the neighbor a Democrat? With that sign, have the police decided to investigate? Should he have called 911 and then put up the sign? Is he going to rent out that sign to others if it works? 

How long before this shows up on an episode of Cops? 

Monday Morning Moans and Groans

 The special elections to fill two congressional seats in Florida are over and the dumb bastards at NPR are demonstrating why Trump wants to defund them. NPR claims that because the Republican candidates only won by 15 percentage points that it shows that people are unhappy with Trump. They failed to mention that in the Sixth District the Democrat raised ten million dollars compared to the Republican candidate only raising one million dollars. The Democrats did better in both districts because they weren't running against Matt Gaetz and Mike Waltz. Democrats had their asses kicked by such a large margin in both districts in November that NPR thinks that 15 points is a close race. No one at NPR suggested that the real reason might be that they weren't on the ballot with Donald Trump at the top of the ticket.

The Duke Blue Devils lost a basketball game on Saturday night. Despite this, the sun still rose on Sunday morning, even in Durham. 

After the Blue Devil disaster, someone asked if "my bracket" was broken. It took a few seconds for me to grasp the concept as I am not a basketball follower.  I explained that I don't give a rat's ass about a basketball tournament and that the only "bracket" that I am concerned with is my "tax bracket". Yeah, I am really understanding about popular culture

If you think that I drone on endlessly, you should have listened to Cory Booker's record-breaking performance on the Senate floor several days ago. I watched about twenty seconds of Booker's speech and switched to a show of a higher intellectual level. Yes, I turned the channel to "Mr. Ed". It was a horse speaking instead of a jackass, but at least Ed was coherent and entertaining. 

Reprehensible Al Green of Texas claims that he will file impeachment charges against Trump. I guess that getting thrown out of the House chamber during the State of the Union speech wasn't a clear enough message for Crazy Al. 

Some liberal moron claims that Federal District Judges have the right to issue nationwide orders restricting what Trump can do. Please show me the actual part of the Constitution that covers that. Hell, I will settle for any written federal law passed by the Congress. 

Trump should push for a rush program like we had for a COVID vaccine to develop a vaccine for Trump Derangement Syndrome. If the TDS vaccine kills as many people as the COVID vaccine did, we will never hear the end of it.

The news reports that a second child has died of measles in Texas. I guess that is a hazard of living in a state overrun by unvaccinated illegal immigrants. But it would be racist of us to make them get shots to stay in the country. At least, that is what the left nuts claim.

I am working on a book called, "What do they say now?" Yes, it's about what liberal reporters said about Biden before the fall and what they are saying now. I have been to revivals where not as many people experienced such a falling of scales from their eyes. Maybe Trump is an evangelist? There's a theory never shared anywhere before.

This is my weekly call for Chief Justice John Roberts to grow a pair and rein in his District Court Judges. As he was a Bush appointee, that's not going to actually happen.

 

Reflections from the Road- Car Show Edition

 I returned home late last night from the Charlotte AutoFair. "AutoFair" is not a term that I use. I (and thousands of others) call it the Charlotte Car Show. Actually, it is in Concord, so it should be the Concord Car Show. But Americans are not known for their geographical prowess, so we go with "Charlotte" Car Show.

While thousands of Americans were at the beach or in the mountains or even at the Charlotte/Concord Car Show/Autofair, our core of nutcase liberals were out protesting in the streets. Yes. liberal loons filled the streets protesting the Trump Administration's removal of illegal aliens, who happen to be gang members, from the United States. What was Trump thinking? Who doesn't want to live next door to a drug dealing murderer? Who would pass up the chance to have their children slain by child molesters who we imported from foreign nations? How selfish can Americans be to refuse to offer ourselves and our children up as targets of gang violence? My God, the level of our selfishness is overwhelming!

The people who were out protesting in these "spontaneous" demonstrations yesterday are the same liberal loons who were out there every time that Democrats crave attention. Who is paying these people to work as demonstrators? Actually, that's not even the big question here. The big question is the one that those who claim to be "news reporters" have failed to investigate. That question is, "Who is funding all of these protests?" 

Who pays to bring all of these protesters together in different cities? Who pays to have all of the signs produced that these loons are carrying? Who pays for the charter busses that brings in people from other cities? Inquiring minds want to know, but apparently none of those minds work in television news reporting jobs.

If you dig out the photos from the 2017 protests, you can match those people in the pussy hats from 2017 with those wearing those checkered diner tablecloths on their heads today. These people are professional protesters, not concerned citizens. 

Here's the first thing that we need to do. If you are here illegally, your ass needs to be on the next plane out. It's not like we had some shortage of dissidents and needed to import a bunch. 

The next thing that we need to do is educate the populace about that document called "The Constitution". Apparently, the public schools and the teachers' unions have abandoned teaching "Civics" in schools. People are protesting about Elon Musk being involved in the government. They wave signs proclaiming, "Nobody Elected Musk". They are correct.

But before liberals start celebrating that I agree with them, some constitutional points. In the vastness of the Executive Branch of the United States government with millions of members, there are only TWO elected officials. They are the President and the Vice-President. No others are or have ever been elected to a job in the executive branch. There are some members who have been confirmed by the Senate, but that is a miniscule percentage of the Executive branch. 

I will listen to your complaints about Elon when you tell me who was running the show during the Biden Administration. The same leftist "reporters" who told us that Biden was "sharp as a tack" are now pumping out books about how he needed a teleprompter at events of ten people. My favorites are the stories about how they put makeup on Joe to make him look lifelike. 

Working on the same school of thought as the leftists, who elected Jill Biden to run Cabinet meetings? Did the Senate approve Hunter Biden as an aide? Did the voters approve Obama's third term? Let's drag all of those Biden White House staffers into a Congressional hearing and get some answers. How long after that will the Pussy Hat protesters hit the streets?

In the legislative branch, there are 535 voting members who are elected. That's 435 Congressmen and 100 Senators. No one else in that branch is elected or subject to Senate confirmation.

There is absolutely no person in the federal judicial who is elected. These leeches are there for life but no one on the left objects to that process other than the millions of liberal racists who hate Clarence Thomas.

So, what's the point of all of this? Either end the "Nobody elected Elon" protests or feign surprise when some conservative who has caught their limit, shoves one of those signs up your ass. 

How does all of this relate to the (Insert city name here) Car Show? We don't stand around and talk cars all of the time. If you think that I am an extremist, you should meet some of the guys who I spoke with over the week. In the evening, the conversations range from politics to porn and everything in between. Grow a pair, have a conversation with a stranger.  The Pussy Hat Brigades are not represented by anyone at a car show. America is nowhere near as liberal as the media would have you think. I spoke to thousands of people and not a single one said, "I can't believe that Trump is removing illegals from our country." Go to a car show, do your own study.

April Fools'??

 Today is April Fools' Day. Decide which of the following are true.

Hooters has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. I guess that their business is a bust?

Two more cities are trying to keep Camping World from flying their large American flags. These cities are Sevierville, Tennessee and Greenville, North Carolina. It must be a bitch to live in a city where the biggest concern of the government is the size of an American flag being flown. Add these two cities to the others who oppose large American flags. Communism surfaces in strange places. This only reinforces my long-held belief that there is no aspect of your life too small for the government not to want to control it.

If a company bought all of the milk on the market and charged twenty dollars a gallon for people to buy it, there would be no doubt that the government should outlaw that practice. In keeping with that concept, Doanald Trump yesterday signed an executive order yesterday that turns the Justice Department and the Treasury Department loose on Ticketmaster and others robbing the public. Ticketmaster's business plan is to rip off Americans.

Liberals love bashing Elon Musk for being a billionaire but are strangely silent about all of the billionaire Democrats like George Soros and Mark Zuckerburg who support halfwit liberal ideas.

Liberals are obviously the most underemployed or unemployed group in the nation. Who else has all of the time to demonstrate that they appear to have? Do any of them work? How do college students have time to study with all of the protesting on their schedules?

Who gave Gov. Tim Walz the "All Clear" sign to start speaking out more on the national stage? It's so bad that yesterday I saw his daughter announcing that she was not going to attend grad school. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree as she stated that she was an "entitled white woman". Maybe I should have said that the tampon doesn't fall far from the tampon vending machine?

The House needs to start impeaching Federal judges. They need to impeach one a week to start the ball rolling. It won't take too long to get the attention of even the most arrogant judges.

On the news this morning, Sen. Cory Booker did an overnight speaking thing in the Senate. He was still speaking at about 6:00 AM which was about eleven hours after he began. They must be paying the security guys extra who are having to listen to that much bullshit. This is a guy who can't answer a simple question from a Fox reporter. 

The first sign of spring arrived at the Jones home yesterday. I had to order a new set of blades for the riding mower before the mowing season kicks off next week. I wanted to save the money and just use the bush hog on the tractor to mow but my wife was concerned about my ability to avoid the shrubs.

The Charlotte AutoFair presented by Camping World is this week at the Charlotte Motor Speedway. I will be out in the Green Field offering some of my finer collectibles for sale. If you have never been, the first thing you need to know is that the Charlotte Motor Speedway is NOT in Charlotte. It is in Concord.

If only federal judges were as outraged by criminals sneaking into our country as they are about the Trump administration expelling them, we would live in a better place. In a country where the local governments are more worried about the size of American flags than illegal immigrants, we still have some work to do at the ballot box.