April Fools'??

 Today is April Fools' Day. Decide which of the following are true.

Hooters has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. I guess that their business is a bust?

Two more cities are trying to keep Camping World from flying their large American flags. These cities are Sevierville, Tennessee and Greenville, North Carolina. It must be a bitch to live in a city where the biggest concern of the government is the size of an American flag being flown. Add these two cities to the others who oppose large American flags. Communism surfaces in strange places. This only reinforces my long-held belief that there is no aspect of your life too small for the government not to want to control it.

If a company bought all of the milk on the market and charged twenty dollars a gallon for people to buy it, there would be no doubt that the government should outlaw that practice. In keeping with that concept, Doanald Trump yesterday signed an executive order yesterday that turns the Justice Department and the Treasury Department loose on Ticketmaster and others robbing the public. Ticketmaster's business plan is to rip off Americans.

Liberals love bashing Elon Musk for being a billionaire but are strangely silent about all of the billionaire Democrats like George Soros and Mark Zuckerburg who support halfwit liberal ideas.

Liberals are obviously the most underemployed or unemployed group in the nation. Who else has all of the time to demonstrate that they appear to have? Do any of them work? How do college students have time to study with all of the protesting on their schedules?

Who gave Gov. Tim Walz the "All Clear" sign to start speaking out more on the national stage? It's so bad that yesterday I saw his daughter announcing that she was not going to attend grad school. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree as she stated that she was an "entitled white woman". Maybe I should have said that the tampon doesn't fall far from the tampon vending machine?

The House needs to start impeaching Federal judges. They need to impeach one a week to start the ball rolling. It won't take too long to get the attention of even the most arrogant judges.

On the news this morning, Sen. Cory Booker did an overnight speaking thing in the Senate. He was still speaking at about 6:00 AM which was about eleven hours after he began. They must be paying the security guys extra who are having to listen to that much bullshit. This is a guy who can't answer a simple question from a Fox reporter. 

The first sign of spring arrived at the Jones home yesterday. I had to order a new set of blades for the riding mower before the mowing season kicks off next week. I wanted to save the money and just use the bush hog on the tractor to mow but my wife was concerned about my ability to avoid the shrubs.

The Charlotte AutoFair presented by Camping World is this week at the Charlotte Motor Speedway. I will be out in the Green Field offering some of my finer collectibles for sale. If you have never been, the first thing you need to know is that the Charlotte Motor Speedway is NOT in Charlotte. It is in Concord.

If only federal judges were as outraged by criminals sneaking into our country as they are about the Trump administration expelling them, we would live in a better place. In a country where the local governments are more worried about the size of American flags than illegal immigrants, we still have some work to do at the ballot box.