Thom Tillis, Won't you please shut up???

 Yeah, sing that to the tune of "Bill Bailey, won't you please come home?"

Since announcing that he will not be seeking re-election, Thom has been unable to shut his mouth. Like a bottomless barrel of bullshit, the swill and lies have just poured from Thom's mouth. Do us all in North Carolina a favor Thom. Just Shut Up!!!

Isn't it bad enough that North Carolinians will be forced to listen to Roy Cooper's lies every day for the next eight months as he runs for the US Senate seat that Two-Faced Thom Tillis is leaving? Can't we get any kind of a break here?

The fact that Cooper is running on his record as Governor and Attorney-General gives Republicans an opening that they should drive a truck through. What the hell are they waiting for? 

Thom Tillis should join Bruce Springsteen on his upcoming "No Brains, No Pains" themed concert tour. Tickets to hear Springsteen whine about Donald Trump start at around $200. I am pretty sure that tickets that range from $200 to $3000 pretty much destroys that whole "Springsteen is for the working man" image. But to be honest, I have always disliked Springsteen. His politics just give me a better reason.

Democrats are keeping DHS shut down just to protect their voter base. Dims also oppose the SAVE Act. If you oppose Voter ID, you support cheating in elections. There is no discussion needed. 

The number of adult Americans without a legal ID is miniscule. If you are from Minnesota, "miniscule" means a really small number.

If any major news show wanted to end all of these stupid liberal claims about people not being able to get IDs, I have their solution. Put a camera guy and a reporter outside of a liquor store. Offer $20 to anyone who can produce a legal ID on live television. They will run out of $20 bills before they find someone without an ID. If you can get an ID to drink, you can get an ID to vote. You will probably need that ID to drink after you vote.

Meanwhile, Democrats need to produce a real, live, married woman who is unable to get an ID. If they can find one, my wife has agreed to show her how to get an ID. 

On a personal note, I was adopted as a child. I have never had a problem getting an ID. It must be only Democrats that can't get IDs. Oh wait!! I forgot about the illegal immigrants who are the Democratic Party base.

Somalis in Minnesota are suing to keep Trump from ending their Temporary Protected Status. What part of "Temporary" do the Somalis not understand?? But to be honest, I wasn't aware that the federal government understands "temporary" either. They pass "temporary" taxes that last forever. Federal excise taxes on tires come to mind. I am reminded that the government built "temporary" buildings on the National Mall in Washington during World Wars I and II that Richard Nixon finally had torn down in 1970. 

If you don't believe my comment about those DC buildings, here's a link to a site called "Ghosts of DC".  Temporary Structures Reshape Washington's Monumental Core

Justifying the blog name?

 Sen. John Thune is causing me to redefine "pussy". It is time for John and the alleged Republicans in the Senate to end the filibuster and pass some meaningful legislation. While they are feeling their oats or whatever Senators call them, how about some term limits legislation for the House and Senate members?

John Thune needs to grow a pair or borrow Michelle Obama's balls and pass the Save Act. Screw the filibuster! Let's make elections fair and legal. If New York City wants to elect a Communist as their mayor, that's okay. It's not okay for federal offices.

If Chuck Schumer was a dog, we would be having that painful talk about euthanasia right now. The new glasses that actually fit were not enough to make Chuck useful.

Rand Paul reminds me that my description of Libertarians as "Republicans who want to smoke pot", might need a little work.

I think that we might need to go back to literacy tests for voters. This isn't a racist move. I simply hold the intelligence of the average voter in complete contempt. My dog, Cassie, is smarter than the average voter in California, Oregon, or Washington.

If they had shown the credits after the broadcast of the Jesse Jackson funeral service, I am sure that P.T. Barnum was the Executive Producer of that three-ring clown show. It was less a funeral than a gathering of Presidential candidates past and present to test their most insane claims and stories. They started the service at 11:00 AM in the hope that Kameltoe Harris would still be sober at that hour. They needed a better plan. Hell, they were lucky that Joe Biden was possibly even awake that early in the day. 

It was reported that before the Jesse Jackson funeral, Joe Biden beat out Tim Walz as the token idiot white guy to appear at the funeral.  It was reported that Walz claimed that he knew all of the words to the songs that Jesse, Michael, Stonewall and the other Jackson brothers sang on their albums. Biden just claimed that he had met them at that black church in Delaware that he attended after going to Mass at the Catholic church on Sunday morning on his way to fight Corn Pop at the public pool. Biden won the top performance prize when he told the crowd that he was "smarter than most of you". Dr. Jill just groaned and mumbled, "I knew that I should have just stayed home with Hunter."

Bill Clinton was at the Jackson Jubilation, but he doesn't count as a real white guy. Bill didn't count as the token white guy since he acts even blacker than Barack Obama. Of course, that isn't hard as Obama didn't have a lot of black guys as role models when he was growing up in Indonesia.

If you required your employees to come to work despite the fact that you aren't paying them, the federal government would shut your business down for violating labor laws. Yet right now, most DHS employees are not being paid and are required to work. Let's start a new concept where the federal government actually complies with the laws that it passes. 

As long as we are doing that, let's start having Senators and Representatives start recording their time spent actually on the job. Shaking down people for donations and votes does not meet the standard for "work".

Finally, in just a few months, we will be celebrating our nation's 250th birthday. I think that we are getting pretty close to the average age of empires. 

As I write this, they are reporting that the FBI is raiding Epstein's ranch in New Mexico. He's only been dead seven years. Isn't this a little late?

I'm T.O.T.T.S.

 No. it doesn't have anything to do with kids. What does "I'm T.O.T.T.S." mean. It means that "I am Tired of Thom Tillis's Shit"! I have heard all that I can stand from Two-faced Thom!

For the last several weeks, Thom has been complaining about Kristi Noem. Today Trump announced that she was moving to a different job and that he will name Markwayne Mullin to head DHS. Let me give you a pointer, Thom. If you talk to Markwayne Mullin like you talked to Kristi Noem, Mullin will take your ass outside for an attitude adjustment session. 

In the election of 2020, I couldn't bring myself to vote for Two-faced Thom, I voted for the Constitution Party candidate instead. I think that his name was Hays.  I am famous for being the "other guy" who voted for him in my county. 

Democrats and Tillis are idiots. When Trump nominated Matt Gaetz for the Attorney-General position, anyone watching television news would have surmised that the world as we know it was about to end. Not realizing that Trump views every activity in life as a negotiation, Democrats and Tillis Republicans were relieved when Trump nominated Pam Bondi instead of Gaetz. Of course, those same "returds" are beating their heads against the wall trying to deal with Bondi. If they had been as smart as they think they are, they would have settled for Gaetz. Gaetz is a pussycat compared to Bondi. 

It's the same story with Kristi Noem. Trump is probably a little surprised that she has lasted this long. So, now he is sending Markwayne Mullin to run the Department of Homeland Security. If you are in Congress and think that you want to tangle with Mullin, take some advice from Braindead Biden. "Don't" It's just not going to end well for you.

I am tired of idiot Democrats and Tillis Republicans saying that they are worried about "an endless war with Iran". Wake the hell up, you bumbling band of "returds". We have been at war with Iran since 1979. That was probably before Tillis started that combover hairstyle. Hell, it's been so long that I might have had hair when that war started. We have been at war with Iran 47 years, but Democrats only notice in the years that Republicans hold the Oval Office. 

Obama tried to buy a peace agreement by flying a plane full of gold, cash and other valuables to Iran in the middle of the night. Obama claimed that he wasn't hiding anything, it was just a coincidence that the flight left in the middle of the night. 

Biden kept the Iranians at bay by constantly threatening to send Jill over there. Jill would have been the first President to visit Tehran since Jimmy Carter.

If Trump wants to end the Iran war today, here's a simple strategy. Load up a couple of C-17s with thousands of the Obamas' latest books and drop them over Tehran. Those who won't be laughing their asses off or fall asleep, will be begging us to stop the punishment. 

I'm thinking of starting one of those countdown things to track the departure from Congress of Two-Faced Thom.

 

Somewhere in America?

Somewhere in America, there is a school for ventriloquists training people to shove their hands up Democrats' asses and make them all say the exact same thing. Yesterday's phrase was "a war of choice".

Somewhere in America, some ventriloquist is asking, "Can somebody else make Hakeem Jeffries talk today?"

Somewhere in America, there are scores of ventriloquists asking, "Can't I just make a dog or pig say that?"

Somewhere in America, some party planner is trying to scale back on that Jasmine Crockett for US Senate victory party.

Somewhere in America, a political advisor is trying to figure out how to tell Kamala Harris that it's never too early to drop out of the 2028 race.

Somewhere in America, someone other than just me is telling his wife, "If you see me turning the television to put on that March Madness NCAA tournament crap, just go ahead and shoot me!"

Somewhere in America, people who are all working remotely are trying to figure out how to cheat on their "brackets" for the above-mentioned tournament.

Somewhere in America, a tailor is measuring US Secretary of State Marco Rubio for his new Shah of Iran uniform. (Crown optional)

Somewhere in America, a Washington Post employee is pleading insanity for their obituary about the death of Ayatollah Khamenei. The flash words may have been "bushy white beard and an easy smile." I can't find their story about the death of Adolf Hitler, but I am sure that they complimented his mustache and his sharply executed goosestepping.

Somewhere in America, Democratic pollsters are telling their Senators that this idea to keep the Department of Homeland Security unfunded is about to blow up in their faces. News Flash for Dims!! If they (DHS) have to cut airline flights by 50%, nobody will be blaming Republicans. Trust me schmucks, nobody other than Congressional Dims will blame this on Republicans.

Somewhere in America, there's a group of guys talking about the Israeli air attack on the Iranian leadership. The most popular question is, "Couldn't they have just blown them all up with a text message instead like they did in Lebanon?"

 

This, That and The Other Thing

Since sometime in the 1960's, I have watched as hearing aid makers worked to make their products smaller and less noticeable. All of that money and effort was in vain as today half of the American population walks around with shit stuck in their ears that you notice from across the street. The idiots of the smartphone nation walk around with their "buds" in their ears and their iPhone god in their hand. They get robbed or hit by cars because they can't hear anything because of the earbuds or they aren't paying attention to anything but their iPhone worship service. Get off the phone and check out the world!! Pay attention! It doesn't cost anything.

Last week when New York City was looking for people to shovel snow, they were requiring applicants to have two (2) forms of ID. They also wanted applicants to provide two (2) photos measuring 1 1/4" square. Apparently, these photos were needed for the ID card they were going to provide snow removal workers. They certainly did not want to take a chance on an unpaid worker showing up to shovel your snow.

I have a Leto High School Class of 1971 reunion this year that it is tentatively scheduled for the first weekend of October in Tampa. They have not actually finalized the date at this time. I have a conflict with that since I have already purchased tickets to see the Bellamy Brothers in concert that weekend, fifteen miles from my home. What a dilemma! Do I drive 700 miles to see a bunch of folks who never contact me, or do I see the Bellamy Brothers who have never called me either? If I find that a couple of people who I was friends with at school will be there, I might go. Otherwise, it's dinner with my wife, the Bellamy Brothers' concert and a fifteen-minute drive home. I can probably save about a thousand dollars with that plan. This is not exactly the definition of "on the horns of a dilemma".

Tuesday, March 3 is primary election day in North Carolina. I will be delighted as that will end the Phil Berger- Sam Page for the NC State Senate seat. You can't turn on a television set or drive down the street in this area with \out seeing a sign or hearing an ad. Democrats hate Phil Berger so badly that they are quietly funding Sam Page's campaign. 

The primary for the US Senate seat currently held by the useless Thom Tillis is also this Tuesday. Former Governor Roy Cooper is the favorite to win the Democratic Party nomination. Many in the news media here have already anointed King Cooper as our next US Senator. I have one word for those people, "COVID". Roy Cooper kept North Carolina in a "state of emergency" for 888 days for COVID. There aren't many state laws that Roy Cooper failed to break in his two terms as Governor and four terms as Attorney General. It hasn't been long enough for people to forget what he did.

The North Carolina State Constitution states this: During the absence of the Governor from the State, or during the physical or mental incapacity of the Governor to perform the duties of his office, the Lieutenant Governor shall be Acting Governor. During his eight years as Governor, Cooper left the state on scores of occasions, he NEVER notified the Lt. Governor that he was out of the state. At the start of COVID, he left the state to fly to Tampa for a fundraiser for his campaign for his second term. Apparently, there aren't enough people in North Carolina interested in funding his campaign, so he had to raise money elsewhere. The video of him going up the back stairs of a hotel in Tampa and his press secretary trying to block a camera's view of him was on the local news before Roy got back from Florida.

The North Carolina State Highway Patrol covered for Roy on his travels. Asked if they had transported Cooper to the airport, they would only disclose how far that they had transported him. An actual "reporter" drove from the Governor's Mansion to the airport and measured the distance. To the dismay of King Cooper, the world figured the rest of it out.

King Cooper would not allow Ace Speedway to hold a stock car race, but then he marched in a Black Lives Matter protest with his mask hanging off the side of his face. (See photo below) Churches had to go to court to be allowed to hold a church service with more than ten people. Cooper's Dr. Fauci, Mandy Cohen, advised Cooper on all of these absurd COVID decisions. She went on to head up the Center for Disease Control under President Jill Biden. I'm sorry, but I just don't trust doctors who have never actually practiced medicine.

In 2016 in North Carolina, Cooper ran for governor and Josh Stein ran for Attorney-General. Stein's biggest campaign issue was that he was going to reduce the backlog of rape kits being tested here in North Carolina. What Stein never said and what no "reporter" ever asked or mentioned, was that the backlog of rape kit testing happened under Cooper's leadership of the NCDOJ. Why has no one in the news media ever mentioned that?  Maybe, it is the same reason that no one said anything about this picture of Roy at the BLM protest.

Here's a link to more: Random Moments of Lunacy: Thoughtless Thursday- Things that don't make sense
Random Moments of Lunacy: Masks? Fact, Fiction, or Fantasy?

Assorted Sunday Shots and Satire

The Ayatollah Khamenei of Iran has apparently assumed room temperature. A neighbor claims on Facebook that the Ayatollah's pronouns are "was" and "were".

Rather than support President Donald Trump's actions, many Democrats are now supporting the continued existence of the terrorist regime in Iran. Who knew that all of those COVID vaccines would have those kinds of side effects?

Tim Kaine and Mark Kelly should get some serious mental health counseling. It's been ten years and Kaine still can't get over him and Hilla the Hun losing to Trump in the presidential election. Kelly evidently experienced some kind of brain damage during his time in space. Let's start requiring mental competency tests for members of Congress. That will result in lots of new faces in Congress.

There are things in life that will never make sense. My beloved and I were in Virginia last week and visited a local bookshop. They had a great selection of new and old books, old magazines and some assorted collectibles. The owner was wearing a T-shirt that read, "Antifa, Fighting Fascism since 1941." Did I mention that they had several Nazi figurines for sale? Call me confused!

At Colonial Williamsburg, we attended a couple of presentations by a Colonial Williamsburg "Nation Builder".  That is Colonial Williamsburg's term for portrayals of important people of the past. One was Patrick Henry and the other was George Wyeth. They were both great! They each spoke for about 45 minutes and even took a few questions afterwards. 

Apparently, all of the renovation and remodeling at the score of hotels in the Williamsburg area takes place in the winter. We stayed at a Comfort Suites that was having work done, but they did all of their work while we were away from the hotel during the day. 

Hillary Clinton's claims about Jeffery Epstein are challenged by the fact that Ghislaine Maxwell attended their daughter Chelsea's wedding in 2010. About Epstein, she testified, "I do not recall ever encountering Mr. Epstein." That's not the same as saying that she never met Epstein.

Governor Spamburger of the newly created People's Republic of Virginia is setting a course that will guarantee that it will be many years before another Democrat is elected Governor of Virginia. When "gas powered leaf blowers" is on your Top Ten list of things to worry about, you have officially gone over the edge of the liberal cliff.

With the Department of Homeland Security still not funded, the Democrats in Congress are preparing to start work on a War Powers Resolution Act bill. PRIORITIES?? Just for the record, Trump can veto a War Powers resolution.

Democrats are continuing to prove that the old adage "They don't know whether to shit or go blind!" was an accurate description of their party. You know that they are in trouble when John Fetterman is the sanest guy in the party.

Finally, as my granddaughter's Christmas gift for the next three years, we got up early on Friday morning in Williamsburg and drove to the Sam's Club in Newport News. There, I waited outside in line for an hour to purchase the newest Pokémon collection that was only available at Sam's. There was a limit of two per person, so I went ahead and purchased two. I have checked online selling prices, and I can cover what I spent on the two by selling the one I have left. It was an interesting time as there were several young military members waiting in line with me. These guys had worked all night and then came to Sam's to wait in line for Pokémon cards. After a few minutes of them trying to explain Pokémon to me, we ended up with a discussion of old cars. Finally, something that I understood.

P.S. Sam's Club did a great job with the Pokémon thing sale. I was #23 in line and once they opened at 8:00 it went quickly. They had several people keeping things moving. I got my two packs pf Pokémon, paid for them and was back in the car at 8:12. A little more than an hour's worth of waiting to get a couple of days of free yard work out of my granddaughter. What a deal!!

There's Snow IDs??

 Sometimes, this swill just writes itself and there is no creativity required. With New York City facing a blizzard, they are trying to hire people to shovel snow after the blizzard. The city of Zohran the Zero is requiring that applicants furnish two (2) IDs, two small pictures and a Social Security card to get paid to shovel snow for the city. Imagine the confusion among the jobseekers. They didn't have to produce any of those things to elect the mayor who is now requiring ID. How many married women will be unable to get paid for shoveling snow by this sexist and discriminatory practice?? How many poor minorities will be unable to work due to this remaining vestige of an apartheid city? I am taken aback by this level of discrimination by these Yankee retards. WOW!! I could barely get all of that out!!

Other than Barack Obama, name an American citizen who couldn't produce a birth certificate if their job depended on it.

The Dimocrats are claiming that twenty million American women might lose their vote because they changed their names when they got married. Apparently, this is another one of their "fantasy facts". My wife is married and registered to vote in a state that requires ID to vote. She was also able to get a passport despite her name change when she got married. She might be able to pick up some extra money as a consultant to dumbass liberal women who claim that they can't get an ID because they are married.

Just for the record, I was adopted at age nine and I have never had any problems getting an ID in more than the last sixty something years. Of course, I am not a liberal retard, either. 

It's another Trump State of the Union speech on Tuesday. It's another protest by braindead Democrats against him speaking. Maybe they just don't want to have to show their Congressional ID to be allowed on the floor of the House to hear the speech. Does the protest outside require ID? There's no ID required for them to stay home and shut up.

Just for the record, there are lots of liberal women in the US House of Representatives, and they have to present their Congressional ID every time that they vote. If it is such a problem, why haven't they changed that?

Here in The Old North State (North Carolina), early voting is in process for the March 3 primary. Former governor Roy Cooper's website posted a picture of him going to vote. His website removed that picture when several people pointed out that Cooper was presenting an ID to vote, a requirement that he claims is too difficult for some people to meet. Did Roy have to use some special gubernatorial power to get an ID? Did he need to present an ID to file to run for office? 

Is his wife, the same woman who flipped off a family at the State Capitol a few years ago, able to get an ID? She probably was able to get an ID despite being married to a guy who claims that this is a problem. For more on the compassionate Mrs. Cooper, see this old post, Random Moments of Lunacy: Kristin Cooper, Broad, bimbo, or bitch?

Is the higher unemployment rate among some ethnic and racial groups higher because they don't have the ID needed to fill out the employment forms? What government assistance programs do NOT require ID? Is drug usage higher among certain groups because illegal drug purchases usually don't require ID? Inquiring ID owners want to know!

If liberals had more than half a brain, they would abandon this anti-ID crusade. But they don't, so we are doomed to endless, mindless pleas to abandon ID requirements so that they can cheat in elections.

It has only taken a few weeks, but in Virginia now, being lied to is referred to as "being Spanbergered". And yet, oblivious to the public opinion, Democrats have selected Spanberger to deliver their response to the State of the Union speech. Democrats, redefining "slow learners' for the ages.