I Love Stupid People, The Saga Continues

 The average IQ of federal employees skyrocketed after AG Pam Bondi fired the dumb son of a bitch who threw a sub sandwich at a federal officer after cussing him out for being in DC.  Sean Dunn, who was an "international affairs specialist" at the Department of Justice before he decided to assault a federal officer, was fired by Bondi without a lot of discussion of his value to the DOJ. 

While Gavin Newsome wages a war against Donald Trump and the enforcement of immigration laws, people in Los Angeles cannot get permits to rebuild their homes. Memo to Greasy Gavin: People who can't get their homes rebuilt are not going to vote for a piece of crap like you and are going to share that idea with their friends and anyone else they encounter.

If Democrats had half a brain and there are many who have less, they would quit wasting all of their time trashing Trump. Regardless of what you claim, Trump can't run again for President. I am pretty sure that he isn't  even going to try. While Dims waste all of their time attacking Trump, Republicans like Vance, Rubio and Bondi are busy building their bases. It's not like Trump will wake up one morning and say, " I'm going to do things today that Greasy Gavin Newsome wants me to do. I should have known that he was right."

How about the world famous pencil-necked geek, Adam "Shitty" Schiff? It is beginning to look like the DOJ will soon be trying to prosecute Shitty Schiff for mortgage fraud. Schiff's pre-emptive pardon from Biden isn't going to help him with the mortgage issue. I don't believe that the pardon will help Shitty with the case coming about Schiff disclosing secret documents either.

It wouldn't be a complete list of buffoons without mentioning the Democratic governor of New Mexico, Michelle Grisham. On Monday, Mouthy Michelle was attacking Trump for ordering Federal law enforcement officers into the District of Columbia.  She said, "President Trump’s massive executive overreach in Washington sets a dangerous precedent and undermines safety in our nation’s capital." Less than 48 hours later, she declared a state of emergency in Rio Arriba County and the city of Espanola and area Pueblos. The hypocrisy of Democrats is breathtaking!!

Over the last few months, Dims have decided that if they use profanity, they will get more attention from the public. I have met nuns who were better with profanity than Democrats. Give it up guys, it's not making you look any better. 

Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer is no better with profanity than he was at grilling burgers last year. More on that at Random Moments of Lunacy: Chuck is Bi???  Chuck said that he doesn't have any problems with feeling safe in Washington. He failed to mention the security detail that taxpayers provide for him. What do you expect from a guy who doesn't even know how to wear a pair of glasses?

We will cover the stupid people on the television who report the news when I have more time. Thanks for reading!!

GJ Word of the Day

 Robert Francis O'Rourke goes by "Beto" because "Useless, loud mouthed, unelectable, liberal piece of shit" is too honest and too long for a business card.

Stacey Abrams should be making commercials about her need to join Weight Watchers instead of ripping off the taxpayers for a living. Didn't I see her on "The Biggest Loser"?

ICE isn't removing all of the scum. The leftists in Hollywood are all trying to move to other countries on their own. Promise me that you won't try to talk any of them out of leaving the country. This might be the best side effect of Trump's entire time in office. 

You will notice that none of the Hollywood scum is getting citizenship in Cuba and threatening to move there. Let's face it. Outside of California, Cuba is the closest Communist country to the United States. They could get there quicker than they boxed up Rosie O'Donnell to ship to Ireland.

There was a protest in Washington DC the other day where the protesters were all singing some song trashing Trump. They weren't real protesters, they were from one of those "rent-a-crowd" places. The first tip off was that the group was overwhelmingly white. You would have to go to the Senate chamber to find a whiter group in DC. Second, they were actually singing and not rapping. Finally, they didn't try to rob anybody walking by the protest.

Governor JB Prickster of Illinois is a real gem. There's nothing like a fat billionaire born into riches telling you that he is on the side of ordinary people to cause you to realize that everything coming from Democrats is a lie. He and the communist mayor of Chicago are quite the team. I still can't decide if it is Mayor Brandon Johnson's hair or his head that actually comes to a point. 

I subscribe to Merriam-Webster's "Word of the day" e-mail service so that I can broaden my vocabulary. Yeah, right! The e-mail list that I really want to be on is the one where the Democrats send out their "Word of the Week". This week's word is obviously "authoritarian."  Trump can't go to the crapper without some leftist, halfwit, organ grinder's monkey describing him as an "authoritarian". I haven't heard "authoritarian" twenty times in the last seventy years and suddenly it is coming from the lips of every brain-dead liberal in the land. Give us break, guys! Everything that liberals do and say is scripted. The last time that a liberal did something unscripted was on the White House lawn when the Easter Bunny had to turn Joe Biden around and keep him from wandering down the street.

I did try to Google "Democrat Word of the Week" and all that I got was a link to a site called "Talking Points for Twits". The antivirus blocked me from going there.

It's almost a year away, but Democrats are already screaming about the possibility of a UFC event being held on the White House lawn. I can only surmise that they are concerned that putting up "The Octagon" may turn up some more of Hunter's stash out in the lawn.

If you don't believe that District of Columbia US Attorney Jeanine is serious about change in DC, I offer this story.

"So President Trump has vowed to make D.C. safe and beautiful again," Pirro said. "And the president's message to the criminals was, if you spit, we hit. Well, we didn't quite do that the other night when an individual went up to one of the federal law enforcement officers and started jumping up and down, screaming at him, berating him, yelling at him, and then he took a Subway sandwich about this big and took it and threw it at the officer," she explained. "He thought it was funny. Well, he doesn't think it's funny today because we charged him with a felony, assault on a police officer. So there, stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else!"

I am still waiting for some braindead broadcaster buffoon to call Pirro an "authoritarian".

Finds and Whines

 The political leaders of the city of Washington, DC are telling us that crime is actually going down as Trump moved to take control of the city police department. I have written several times that the maximum number of words on a sign should be seven. Here's a billboard for Washington DC's leaders, "Figures don't lie, but liars can figure." 

While DC leaders were crowing about how safe their city by the sewer is, they had their 100th murder of the year. Put me down for skeptical of their claims about dropping crime rates. By the way, they don't even take juveniles to court in the District of Criminals, so I doubt that those stats are included in their forged figures. Like every other city that ends cash bail, they have experienced an increase in repeat offenders. Who would believe that? Everyone without a (D) behind their names.

I heard that the DC Mayor has hired the woman Trump fired at the Bureau of labor Statistics to handle her crime statistics. 

Bernie Sanders continues his "Fighting Oligarchy" tour. A guy flying around the nation attacking "oligarchy" while traveling in a charted private jet takes a bigger set of balls than the average voter possesses.

New York's Zohran Mamdani is touring the boroughs of New York to attack Donald Trump. Hell, I didn't even know that Trump was on the mayoral ballot in New York's mayor race. 

Why are all of the "socialist" candidates rich? Mamdani recently visited his family "compound" in Uganda to celebrate his wedding. The "compound" is guarded by armed men. Naturally enough, Mamdani thinks that guns are a problem in New York. Bernie Sanders owns three homes, yet has never held a real job outside of politics. This isn't socialism, it's old style Soviet communism.

Trump and Putin are slated to meet in Alaska for talks about Ukraine. Rumors that Sen. Lisa Murkowski will join the talks as the spare Communist may or may not be true.

I graduated from Leto High School in Tampa almost 55 years ago. About ten days ago, I was reading the Tampa Free Press online and found an interesting article. It seems that the school's recently appointed principal had been arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine by the Tampa Police Department. Speculation among the alumni was that he was trying to identify with the student body. Either that or he is just stupid. By the way, he has been suspended awaiting trial.

I should have known that the school board wouldn't react as I would. If I had a new employee call in and tell me that he couldn't come to work because he had been arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine, I would have just gone ahead and fired him. I would just take my chances with the unemployment claim.

There's a Nobel Prize for Medicine for anyone who can develop a vaccine for Trump Derangement Syndrome. Dr. Fauci is ineligible.

If you are thinking that the Nobel Peace Prize judges will ignore anything that Donald Trump does to get peace, you are absolutely correct. It's been more than sixteen years and we still don't know what Obama did to even get nominated for his Nobel Peace prize.

The guy who claims to be my only friend is traveling to Ireland with his wife for vacation. I asked if they were going to visit Rosie O'Donnell. I may be short an only friend.

My wife and I experienced our best sight of the week as we were returning from a trip to Greensboro today. On the I-85 North loop on the south side of Greensboro, we saw an immigration bust going down. In the right lane and the merge lane and on the shoulder of the road were at least six cars with flashing blue and red lights. They had a couple of women standing there with their hands behind their backs and in cable ties. There was a crowd of guys in ICE vests surrounding a car. Hell, yes!! My tax dollars at work. There was a Wal-Mart tractor trailer parked about 100 feet past the scene with reflective markers out on the shoulder. My wife's theory was that they used the Wal-Mart truck as bait for illegals. That's cleaner than any thoughts that I had.

Twain was Right

 Mark Twain was responsible for popularizing the phrase "There are lies, damned lies and statistics." The origin of the phrase is a little murky, but Twain once attributed it to Benjamin Disraeli. It really doesn't matter who said it first, it is still the truth.

Low IQ leftists or as some call them, Democrats, are screaming because Donald Trump has fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The Bureau went back and revised the "jobs numbers" for some previous months. They had also done the same thing last year in the Biden/Obama/Jill Administration. 

Let's clear the air on the "jobs numbers". These are not actual numbers of people working in America. The Bureau of Labor Statistics takes a sampling from participating employers. From that data, they extrapolate the "jobs numbers" that they pass off on the American people as "facts". This is like using polls to decide the winners in elections. Do you believe that a poll of a few thousand people would be enough data to determine the next president? Of course not, but we do that regularly with the economy. 

If you are a regular reader, you may be thinking, "I have read this swill before." You would be correct. I published "Mark Twain on Lies" in August 2024. Read that rant for an account of my personal experience with "jobs numbers". Here's a link to that post. Random Moments of Lunacy: Mark Twain on Lies

Trump should not have fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics; he should have shut down the entire bureau. Why are we wasting millions of dollars on people who are making up data that they pass off to the American people as "facts"? Trump could probably get information on job growth with the same accuracy by calling one of those "California Psychics" that you hear advertised. Hell, he could have called me. I could have made up some numbers and picked up some serious spending money for a couple of hours work. I could get as close as those schmucks taking our money and posing as employees.

In an age of everything being computerized, surely there must be a better way for the government to get "jobs numbers". Let's find it!!

Random Ramblings on a Saturday Morning

"Fill in the blank" sentence of the week is "Democrats express outrage that President Donald Trump ______________________________."

My beloved and I spent last weekend roaming the foothills of North Carolina and Virginia for the annual US 21 Road Sale. We returned home with a pickup truck loaded to the brim with "treasure". Much of this will be sold in my "Stuff for sale" enterprise and the rest will join the other decor in our home. What's the best part of all of these goods? Naturally enough, there is a story with every item.

My younger sister won several Presidential Physical Fitness awards when she was in school. I emailed her the other day and told her that Trump was bringing back the program and that she needs to get back into shape and pick up a couple more of those award patches. I will keep you posted.

Ten days ago, I had never heard of Sydney Sweeney or AE jeans. Now whining, moaning, bitching liberals have made AE more famous than Levi's. A political party that claims beautiful girls wearing jeans is racist, has no future.

Zohran Mamdani turned out to be the biggest tap-dancing son of a bitch in politics as he struggled to defend the police in New York City after spending years attacking them and claiming that they needed to be defunded. He was able to turn on a dime after discovering that not all cops are old white guys. Who knew that? Everybody, but Mamdani.

Someone on the news just spoke about Ghislaine Maxwell and said that she had been moved to a "cushy" minimum security prison. I don't believe that "cushy" is an accurate description of any prison. 

There is a lot of reporting about how Kamala Harris being unable to answer Colbert's question about who the leader of the Democratic Party is. Can you answer that question? If you said Jasmine Crockett, you may be too stupid to keep reading this blog. Democrats are the ship without a rudder, they are the bus without a driver, they are the news network without an anchor. You are free to make your own analogy.

About twenty years ago, I had a waiter working for me named Vince. Vince was a big, loud guy who was a great waiter but required regular coaching and counseling. That wasn't a problem for me. One day, we were having a discussion about a situation that had happened at the restaurant on my day off. One of the assistant managers had experienced a "problem" with Vince and had complained to me about it. I asked Vince to tell me his side of the situation. He said, "The problem is that when you aren't here, nobody is driving the bus. There's nobody who takes charge and drives the bus. They are afraid to make a decision. They won't give direction. Nobody is driving the bus." It must have been enlightening as I remember it twenty years later.

What Vince described is the situation in the Democratic Party today. Nobody is driving the bus. Nobody is trying to keep the Dims focused and working together. Whether they like it or not, over in the Republican Party, Donald Trump is driving the bus. There is no question about who is in charge at the GOP.

The Constitution requires that States sue each other at the Supreme Court. Let's amend the Constitution to require the same thing when States sue the President. Let's remove federal district court judges and circuit court judges from this process. We could save a lot of time, and it would end a lot of frivolous lawsuits.

The Mayor of Cincinatti finally finished his vacation and returned home to make a statement about the racist attack in his city. It's interesting that neither the mayor nor any City Council member has spoken to the victims. However, US Senator Bernie Moreno of Ohio has spoken to at least one of the victims. It's not looking good for Cincinatti.

Wild and Witless Wednesday

Democrats are demanding that the Justice Department release all of the files pertaining to Jeffery Epstein. Sorry guys, but if there was anything in those files about Donald Trump, the Biden administration would have released them years ago. 

Senator Cory Booker is so overly dramatic that overly that I can't decide if he is the son of Amos or of Andy. Webster's may be compelled to redefine "blowhard". I am working on redefining "dumbass" to meet the new standard established by the jughead from Jersey. 

In Cincinatti, they are finally arresting some people in the racist assault on two white people on Saturday night. If it had been a mob of white people assaulting two black people, it would have been the lead story on every news show in the nation. But since it was white people being assaulted by blacks, it is relegated to the depths of television news shows and the inner pages of newspapers.

The Justice Department should not be waiting to see what Cincinatti is going to do. Hate crimes are not the exclusive province of white people. Black people are racists as well. The Justice Department needs to get involved today and start charging some of the racist assailants with hate crimes.

The debacle in Cincinatti is the 2025 version of the 1964 murder of Kitty Genovese in New York City. In Kitty's case, at least 38 people watched the murder, but no one helped her or called the police. You can bet that everyone involved in the brawl in Cincinatti had a phone.

The female police chief in Cincinatti was obviously a DEI hire. Confronted by a group of racists attacking two people, she decided that the biggest issue was that nobody called the police. Apparently, she didn't see the videos of the beatings by the mob of racists. 

What are the chances that white folks who watched the video of the beatings will start rioting in the streets and looting businesses? Asking for a friend.

I regret to inform you of the tragic news from California, where former Vice President Kamala Harris announced that she will not run for Governor of California. Conservative pundits wept openly at the loss of what would have been such an easy target for shots from conservative observers. 

What was the real reason for Colbert's show really being canceled? Put me down for not giving a rat's ass about this. 

I occasionally post on "X". Here's the text of my most read post: "Fox News could double the audience ratings of The Five by getting Jessica Tarlov off the show.  Every time that she speaks, I thank God for the "mute" button."

Mid-week Medley of Moans and Groans

Can we trade Lisa Murkowski for John Fetterman and a future draft pick? We can throw in Susan Collins if we have to do that to get the deal done. 

 Former NC governor Roy Cooper is reported to be considering a run for the US Senate in 2026. This will give NC voters their first chance to vote on Cooper's handling of COVID. It's not going to be pretty for Roy.

Thanks to Major League Baseball for proving that there is nothing more worthless than an All-Star Game.  It's the same story for the NBA and the NFL as well. It's time to put these dogs down!!

New Jersey federal district judges are trying to pick their own US Attorney. I am not a lawyer, but this whole thing seems to violate that "separation of powers" concept in the Constitution. The Supreme Court needs to rule on this before going on vacation.

The problem with politicians and actors is that they all stay too long. Bernie Sanders flying around the country on his "Down with Oligarchy" tour is a perfect example. How big a dumbass do you have to be to fly around the country on private jets complaining about rich people? Does Bernie not know the word "irony"? How about "hypocrite"?

Bernie and his friends aren't socialists, they are communists. They believe in a ruling class, and they are that class.

Zohran Mamdani is proposing government run grocery stores in New York City. The government does such a great job with everything else. Buying groceries at a government run store would be like going to the DMV every week.

Polling shows that Jasmine Crockett is the leading Democratic candidate in next year's US Senate election in Texas. Polls also once showed Joe Biden as the leading candidate for President in 2024.

Hunter Biden leaves me longing for the days when the President just had some homely kid as their offspring, like Amy Carter. Today, you can't find Amy Carter on your television, and you can't get away from Hunter Biden in the news.

We would be living the good life in this country if the media and the Democratic Party were as concerned about education and employment as they are with Jeffrey Epstein. Is any politician interested in investigating the alleged suicide of public education?

My beloved and I are going to the mountains of Virginia to celebrate our 46th wedding anniversary later this week. It's all a cover story. We are actually going to the US 21 Road Sale that stretches from Jonesville, NC to Wytheville, VA. We are taking the truck in case we make any large purchases. 

If the Dims will stop calling them "Internment camps", then I will stop calling them "Trump's Bed and Breakfast". Trump has long been in the hotel business. "Alligator Alcatraz" is just the budget segment of his portfolio.

Fox News could double the audience ratings of The Five by getting Jessica Tarlov off the show.  Every time that she speaks, I thank God for the "mute" button.

Gavin Newsome's hands are suing his brain for lack of support. He is unable to get his hands and his lips to agree on anything. He doesn't need someone to convert his speeches to sign language.

I saw a baseball game the other night and it went into extra innings. They now start the extra innings with a runner on second. Why not just go ahead and load the bases? How about starting each at bat with a count of 3 balls and 2 strikes? If you are going to be stupid, let's go all of the way!!

While we are still reasonably free, let's go ahead and end those life terms for federal judges. If eight years is plenty for a President, it should be good enough for judges, Senators and congressmen. Maybe a little fresh blood in DC would work out better for the nation?

Can we hang a guy born in Kenya for treason?