Coming to a television near you!!

 The new season starts with a classic updated for younger viewers. Jim Nabors has gone to meet Jesus, so he is being replaced by Pete Buttgig. Pete will be the star in a new series called Homo Pyle, USMC. Updated from the 1960's, it will be set in the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" era. The part of Sgt. Carter will be played by retired Gen. Mark Milli Vanilli. In the first episode, Milli Vanilli attempts to overthrow the President and ends up in front of a firing squad. I am torn between the firing squad or having Milli Vanilli join a drag dance team. Stay tuned for updates. If all else fails, the show will end with Sgt. Vanilli asking and Pvt. Buttgig telling. They both get tossed from the Corps for violating the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

There is an updated version of The Real McCoys in the works. Sen. Mitch McConnell is slated to play the part of Grandpa Amos McCoy, made famous by Walter Brennan. McConnell has expressed concerns about playing such a young character. The part of Pepino, the farm hand, is still in casting as there are 14.3 million people in California who all look the part.

We are experiencing a similar problem as we try to put together a remake of The Dick Van Dyke Show. The studio has been flooded with thousands of women who believe that they are the Van Dyke we are looking for to play the male lead. That's the risk we took by filming in California. Hundreds have been ruled out due to facial tattoos. So far, all of the finalists have the same first name, Butch. I think that Butch Van Dyke just won't make it.

People's Court was considered for an update, but once again, casting was a problem. Judge Juan Merchan was thought to be the perfect candidate, but all of the test audiences complained that he didn't know enough about the law to even pretend to be a judge. We are now having Judge Jeanine screen possible candidates. 

Gilligan's Island has long been a rerun favorite. We are bringing it back with an unknown actor by the name of Joseph Robinette Biden playing the lead. Biden claims to have been first in his acting class at Syracuse. It seems that he used to be part of a touring comedy duo with a guy known only as Corn Pop. Donald Trump will play the millionaire, now renamed Donald Trump III. The role of Lovey Howell will be played by Jill Biden and DT3 will just refer to her as "bitch". Ginger's role will be updated to eliminate any speaking roles and her name will be changed to Brownie. Brownie will be played by Kameltoe Harris. Mary Anne will be played by the former squaw, Elizabeth Warren. Her contact prohibits wearing shorts. The "Professor" will be played by Vivek Ramaswamy. The cast is rounded out with Bernie Sanders playing "The Skipper". Good luck, little buddy!!  In the premier episode, the castaways find an enormous bag of crack on the island. They soon are confronted by some guy who claims to be a crack "Hunter". Coming to an island near you soon!!

To round out the schedule, the Wonderful World of Disney will present a new edition of "Old Yeller".  No, it's not a film about Joe Biden speeches. It will be titled Young Yeller, and the character of Travis (who has to put Yeller down) will be played by Kristi Noem. She claims that she can shoot the scene with a single take.

Democrats and Dumbasses?

 Democrats and dumbasses, but I repeat myself. On days that you think that it can't get any worse, it does.

How about that Kathy Hochul, the governor of the People's Republic of New York? I love it when Democrats are all labeling every Republican as "racist" and then they drop a bomb like this one from Hochul. Hochul said, "right now we have, you know, young Black kids growing up in the Bronx who don’t even know what the word “computer” is. They don’t know. They don’t know these things." Thanks for clearing that up, Kathy. 

Meanwhile Maxine "Mad Max" Waters claims that Republicans who are supporting Trump "are training up in the hills somewhere" to attack if Biden wins in November. Meanwhile the Democrats are training on college campuses. If Maxine were a dog, someone would have put her down by now. Sorry Maxine, but we aren't training up in the hills, Biden's gas costs too much to drive there. Also, the hills in your district would be Beverly Hills and nobody would notice a bunch of crazy white guys there. Max, we may have to use your place for training and target practice. Duck if you hear shots.

George Conway, who led the Lincoln Project, a group of alleged Republicans trying to destroy Trump, was quoted the other day in a news story about the Trump trial. George, as Mom used to say, you are better off not saying anything and letting people think that you are stupid, then to open your mouth and prove they are right. 

New York has spent millions on the Trump trial, but didn't want to spend the money to sequester the jury? I guess the cost of fairness was too high.

After spending the last three weeks in silence. Joe Braindead spoke out about anti-Semitism in an address today. Where was all of his passion for the last three weeks? Was he busy observing Passover?  Polls looking bad? Given up on Michigan? 

I love it when liberals tell me, "We have freedom of speech, but you can't yell 'Fire' in a crowded theater." I love to ask these intellectuals, "What does one yell in a crowded theater when a fire breaks out?" I started this practice in high school and have yet to receive a non-profane response. Maybe tomorrow.

Biden claims that he took all of his grandchildren to see Dachau. He also claims that he grew up Puerto Rican. That was on the days he wasn't at the black church.

I am going out on a limb here, but if Trump wins in November, Judge Merchan will resign. Maybe he and Jack Smith can find work in the Ukraine. Or they can both go to work for CNN or MSNBC and never be seen again.  It worked for Jen Psaki. The "Sham Wow" guy has better ratings than Jen.

A Biden campaign spokesman announced that "Less is more" and that Biden would be making shorter speeches. No press conferences, no interviews with real journalists, no taking questions, how much less can you get? Putin made more public speeches in his last campaign than Biden.

After waiting until the last second to agree to a ceasefire, Hamas claims that Israel is wrong to attack Rafah. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 

Monday Moans and Groans

 Judge Merchan, the New York Nazi, today threatened Donald Trump with jail again if he violates the gag order imposed by the alleged jurist, father of the Democratic activist who regularly attacks Trump. I won't bother mentioning that the judge himself made a donation to the Biden campaign. Someone pointed out that Judge Merchan had only donated a small amount to the Biden campaign. This isn't sex, the size of the donation doesn't matter, it's all about the intent. 

If Judge Merchan decides to jail Trump, Jill and Joe better call the movers. If you want a debate on free speech as the main issue in this election, Biden and his Gaza lovers are in for a rude awakening.

I heard Hakeem Jeffries on the news claiming that Americans just don't understand how much better the economy is with Biden as President. Americans are claiming Hakeem and Joe haven't been to a grocery store or gas station. Memo to Hakeem; Your ass sucks wind! Hakeem needs to talk to someone who does not have their head up Hakeem's ass. 

Google pulled their first ad of the campaign season. It involved an alleged black man talking to a Biden campaign worker about illegal immigration and how the Dems are giving everything to illegals and ignoring others, like blacks. Google pulled it claiming a "privacy violation." The Trump campaign put it back up the next day and it is still there. Should Google be required to report their ad pulls as donations to the Biden Campaign?  Better yet, should Google be compelled to explain to us who had their privacy violated? I guess that whole discussion about whether social media is interfering with elections is over.

As I write this, Hamas has reportedly decided to accept the ceasefire agreement negotiated by Egypt and Qatar. It's amazing what a column of IDF tanks rolling up to Rafah can do. The only question left is whether Israel will accept. The Israelis are going to do what they want, but I would not accept a ceasefire with Hamas unless all of the hostages were freed. Immediately!!

The politically correct leftists in Great Britain are constantly changing the language so as not to offend the scum in their country. "Rape" in now a "contested snuggle cuddle".

My wife wants me to stop ridiculing the mental midgets in Portland who made shields out of plastic trash cans and charged the police. She claims that they obviously have bigger issues or smaller minds.

As previously mentioned, I survived a family reunion on Saturday. My brother was there, so I wasn't the furthest right-wing guy in attendance. As I walked up to the gathering, one of my older cousins announced, "The entertainment is here." Thanks, cuz!!

Baseball season is in full swing now. Nothing puts me to sleep quicker than a pitch clock. On most days I can nod off faster than a batter can adjust his (insert choice of words here).

Another week in the Trump trial and the world longs to know one thing. When will Bullshit Bragg get around to producing evidence of an actual crime occurring? 

Biden really hurt my feelings last week. I was one of the six Americans not awarded a Medal of Freedom by the President Braindead. John Kerry and Al Gore received awards. Biden referred to the Medal of Freedom as the "Medal of Metal" several times. He also claimed that Nancy Pelosi was the "best Speaker of the House ever". That's a hard failure on the senility test for Joe. Of course, he confirmed the existence of the Uniparty by awarding a Medal of Freedom to Elizabeth Dole. 

Joe also awarded a Medal of "Metal" to television show host Phil Donahue. He deserved that medal for staying married to Marlo Thomas after she had the world's worst facelift. Of course, it could have been worse. Marlo could have had Nancy Pelosi's surgeon who pumped Nancy's breasts up to about 100 PSI. As a result, no one notices what the surgeon did to Nancy's face. 

Let me go see about that ceasefire.

The Battle of Chapel Hill

 Sometimes I come across something that is so well written and profound that all I want to do is to pass it on. Here's a link to such an article. It appeared on a site called The Washington Stand. The title is: The Battle of Chapel Hill: Men Are America’s Final Bulwark against Civilizational Decay

Here's the link:

The Battle of Chapel Hill: Men Are America’s Final Bulwark against Civilizational Decay (washingtonstand.com)

Sunday Shorts and Shots

Governor Kristi Noem admitted in her recently published book that she killed a puppy that was "useless". In what is claimed to be a completely unrelated move, the Secret Service has banned her from the White House.

After three weeks of the Trump trial in New York City, the prosecution has presented a line of their own witnesses who have all established that their star witness, Michael Cohen, is a habitual liar. Did they not interview their own witnesses? 

What's the IQ standard for a law license in New York State? Is it more than single digits?

Fox News keeps running a clip of college students armed with shields that they cut out of plastic trash cans, charging riot police. These clowns got their asses kicked by cops equipped with real riot gear. This is what happens when you value diversity higher than SAT scores. I don't blame Fox for repeatedly airing the clip. I keep watching and wondering "How friggin' stupid can you be and still get into college?" This video provides at least part of the answer.

For pure entertainment, nothing beats the list of items that students were demanding that the schools provide for them in their "Little Gaza" encampments. These kids are living in Fantasy Land. Among the demands on one list were HIV test kits and "morning after" pills. Hey morons!! It's supposed to be a political demonstration, not a free for all fuck fest. I guess that "nothing says loving" like some anti-Jew chants. They wanted gluten free and vegan meals delivered to them. I don't want to point out the obvious, but there were no requests for bagels or kosher food. 

MSNBC should be indicted for aiding and abetting the enemy. 

Apparently, no one ever taught this group of dumbasses about the Six P's. That means Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. If you are going to occupy a building and not let anyone in, you will need to take food and water with you. Surely the Soros family would have provided you with rations.

In the list of groups reportedly trying to help the demonstrators were the Rockefeller Foundation and the Ford Foundation. Despite the Ford Foundation trying to distance itself from the beliefs of Henry Ford, I guess they held on to the anti-Semitism plank. Years ago, the Rockefellers were big supporters of eugenics. A quick look at those protesting at universities would tell even the slow among us to go back and study that eugenics thing again. It may be worth a second look.

Is Alvin Bragg going to pursue the demonstrators with the same passion that has fueled the Trump trials? Here are hundreds are cases where he doesn't even have to make up a crime. Here is a group of people who actually took someone else's property. Will Fat Alvin prosecute these clowns? Of course, not. They are made of the same liberal shit as Alvin Bragg. 

The other day Sleepy Joe labeled the nation of Japan as "xenophobic". Who keeps letting this crazy bastard hold a microphone? They need to hold a seminar for the White House staff on "Dealing with the Demented".

My beloved and I attended a family reunion for my mother's family yesterday. We had a good time. It's amazing about how old all of those other people are getting. 

It's always comforting as an American to know that while we face all of these problems in the world and in the United States, Joe Biden is at the beach in Delaware, working on his tan. But to be honest, Joe is doing more than that. If he has time, he's scheduled to fall off a bicycle later this afternoon. 

Making war on America?

 In 1971 I was working for the Waffle House in Tampa. I was cooking the 11 PM to 7 AM shift. One day, our district manager, Fred Hether, visited us at the 11:00 PM shift change. Fred was telling me things that he thought that I needed to know about working the night shift. He emphasized that if we had problem customers causing an issue, we were to call the police. He said, "There is always someone who is bigger, badder, crazier and even better armed than we are. Call the police and let them handle it." While I have a library of stories about things that happened at the Waffle House, they all started with us calling the police.

Yesterday in Charlotte, they buried the first of the four law enforcement officers killed earlier this week. If you missed this, and it was even on the national news, they were killed by a career criminal who they were trying to arrest. The man they were trying to arrest was killed in the shootout. Another four officers were wounded in the shootout. I think that it was a horrible tragedy.

What I am going to write next may stun some, but it's just what I think. I think that this terrible incident and many others like it, are almost entirely preventable. It's not just the criminals that are at fault, it is also the direct results of decisions made by law enforcement and the government.

Local, state and federal agencies have all "militarized" their police forces. It's no longer a law enforcement role, it's a military role. 

A couple of weeks ago in Arkansas, a man was killed by ATF agents as they used a "no knock" warrant to charge into his home at 6:00 AM. They say that he fired at them. What would you do if your home was invaded at 6:00 AM and you were awakened by people screaming that they are the ATF? Just for the record, anyone can yell "ATF". I can't accept that anyone who has read the Constitution can believe that "No knock" warrants are constitutional. Don't waste your time telling me about Supreme Court decisions. The Supreme Court is the home of Dred Scott and Roe V Wade. 

Mike Huckabee had a guy on his show who was arrested at his home for violating a law about protesting at an abortion clinic. The FBI sent a SWAT team to arrest an unarmed man with a clean criminal record. Why? Because we have militarized the federal police agencies. Their job is not enforcement, but intimidation. In this case, the FBI agents refused to show their IDs to the man arrested. He asked for an ID and one agent pointed to the "FBI" on his vest and said, "This is all of the ID you need." Yeah, like that shit's not for sale at every gun show or store. He is in the process of an appeal. 

The ATF and the FBI have a horrible record on killing innocent people. At Ruby Ridge, Randy Weaver's wife was shot and killed as she held her baby standing in the front door of their home. She is dead, but the FBI agent who killed her walked free. At the end of the day, Vicki Weaver died because her husband refused to become an informant for the government. Gerry Spence defended Weaver and he was acquitted on all of the charges resulting from the standoff. Spence didn't even present a defense witness. He just tore apart the irregularities and lies in the federal case. Read Spence's book on the trial for enlightenment.

The ATF instigated the whole slaughter at Waco by attacking the Branch Davidian compound. Then the FBI used a tank to attack the buildings where people lived filling them with gas. That was a gas that we have agreed not to use in war against other countries, but the FBI used it on our own citizens. The FBI blames the Branch Davidians for their own deaths. I don't recall any pictures of the Branch Davidians showing off their tank.

The FBI sent a SWAT team to arrest a guy in Pennsylvania last year for a charge of interfering with an abortion clinic that a jury took less than an hour to decide was bullshit. His attorney had already offered to have him turn himself in, but that wasn't good enough for the Feds. Turning yourself in does not give them the opportunity to make war on American citizens. Not to mention the chance to demonstrate their need for more funding to buy more war-making equipment.

The real problem is that law enforcement wants to make a big splash on the news so that they can intimidate citizens and secure more funding for their ever-growing war machine. If the choice is between picking up a guy at a lawyer's office and staging a "No Knock" raid in the middle of the night, they are calling out the SWAT team. David Koresh used to meet with the sheriff in Waco on a regular basis. Did they get the sheriff involved? No, they just filled the trucks and horse trailers with ATF agents and attacked innocent people. These are bad decisions that affect how Americans feel about law enforcement.

The guy in Charlotte had a lengthy criminal record. Let's ask some judges and legislators why he was still on the street. I doubt that he spent all of his time hanging around the house. Why not watch him and try to apprehend him when he left his house?  Because that won't intimidate the neighbors like a task force of heavily armed officers going to his house. You can't justify armored vehicles if the guy is just going to run and die in his car. Why would you risk a gunfight in the middle of the afternoon in a residential neighborhood? How obsessed with power do you have to be to think that is a good idea? They are lucky that no one else was injured. 

I feel sorry for all of the families involved in this. The law enforcement officers, the guy they sought to arrest and the families of all of those who died are all suffering. Why did they die?

All of them, the police officers and the criminal they sought, died because they didn't know what I learned fifty-three years ago from Fred Hether. "There is always somebody who is bigger, badder, crazier and even better armed than we are." Let's make law enforcement a DMZ!!

Stupid Student Stunts

 I learned a lot about college students in the past two weeks. Having employed hundreds of college students over the last fifty years, I already knew more than I was comfortable with knowing.

Let me get my first hate filled, sexist, male chauvinist pig remark out of the way, "If God made anything dumber than a teenaged girl, he kept it to himself." If you look at the demonstrations, women are disproportionately represented. There are only two possibilities to explain that fact. First, women are more politically active. Or young men have already been pepper sprayed enough to know better. Having pissed off more than half of the population, I will move on to the others.

College students are supposed to be there to learn. If you want to proclaim the glory of a foreign country, one should at least do some research. Apparently, not in today's world. They have the knowledge of the ages accessible to them in their phones, but they won't look it up. 

Here's an example of their lack of research skills or their habitual laziness, you pick. Studies done in the last few years show that college age students are more likely than the general population to be part of the LBGQTRSNOP crowd. So, there are crowds of college students who claim to be gay who support Palestine where they want to kill people for being gay. Let's buy these geniuses one-way tickets to the paradise that they support.

Memo to protestors: Tents are for outdoor use. At Fordham, protesters set up tents inside a building. Yeah, it didn't take the police long to disassemble that cluster. If you ever check into a hotel at the beach and find tent stakes on the floor, you will know that college students were there before you.

A lot of universities have engineering programs. If students want to build a wall around their camp, possibly they should enlist the help of an engineering student. That would keep them from believing that a wall made of plywood and pallets would keep the police out. The police tore down the walls in a manner that reduced the chance of hurting students. I would have taken a front-end loader to those walls and been done in a few minutes.

When I was a kid, we played "War" or "Army", today all of their games are on a computer. This prevents these stupid students from learning how life outside the house actually works. It shows.

The cream of the stupid student crop were "students" at Columbia University. They seized control of Hamilton Hall. They blocked all of the entrances to keep the police from coming inside. Then they went on national television demanding that the administration provide them with "basic humanitarian aid" or they were going to die from lack of food and water.

First, as there were restrooms in that building, I am sure that there was water available to them and no one was going to die of dehydration. This fact disputes the claims of their spokesperson. Beyond that, if you are planning to occupy a building, should you not think about what your needs would be for survival? Did anybody even have a candy bar? They don't know about grocery stores; all of their meals are delivered to them. I am going out on a limb here, but I am guessing that someone had enough weed on hand to get the crowd through a few days. Nobody thought about food. What do you mean "Door Dash doesn't deliver to occupied zones?"

Second, to seize a building and then demand that the owners provide meals for you is a production from the Theater of the Absurd. This is like stealing a car and demanding that the owner meet you at a gas station and buy you a tank of gas. This group of future Democratic leaders obviously didn't think this one through.

Third, umbrellas are to keep rain off your head. Using them as weapons against an armed police officer is not going to work out for you. Use an umbrella against an angry protester from the other side and you may get skewered with it.

Last, but certainly not least, cellphones are not weapons. I am tired of seeing dorks roaming little Gazas with their phones held high. It would be more honest if you dropped the phone and just shouted "Sieg Heil". Your arm is already up in the salute. No one is going to be intimidated by you holding up your phone taking pictures. Crowds of morons taking pictures of each other simply does not strike fear into the hearts of those who disagree with you. There aren't any cops screaming "Please don't take my picture!" Anyone who tries to kick your ass will break or take your phone.

What have we learned from all of this? College students are stupid. College is supposed to teach people how to think, not what to think. Instead of developing their minds, we have mobs of students chanting rhymes from their ever-present cellphones. Liberal college students are supporting an organization that murdered hundreds of innocent Israeli civilians. 

Personally, I am looking forward to their next show in Chicago at the Democratic National Convention in August. The only question left to answer is, "How long will it take Biden to call out the National Guard in Chicago?"

Hidin' Biden??

 Where's Slow Joe? Jimmy Hoffa has been spotted since Joe Biden was last seen in public not trying to enter a vehicle. Where is Joe and why is he apparently in hiding?

Joe is in hiding because he can't answer any questions about all of the pro-Palestine, anti-Semitic protests that are taking place at the nation's "institutions of higher learning". Who knew college students were so racist? Everybody.

"No Balls" Biden owes his soul to the Hamas wing of the Democratic Party. If Joe comes out against all of the protests and the attacks on Jewish students, his candidacy in 2024 is doomed. "Hidin' Biden" needs the Hamas voters to win Michigan. If he can't carry Jihad Junction, it's time to turn out the lights. It looks like the Broads of the Squad have Joe by the short hairs. They have the votes to decide whether or not Biden wins in Michigan. Trump can probably win without Michigan; Biden has to have it.

Joe keeps thinking that all he has to do is ride this out for a few days and everything will fall into place. This belief is based on the five-day attention span of Democratic voters. It also helps that his left-wing media accomplices are giving him cover. 

Why won't Joe just come out and say that he opposes anti-Semitism? The media was constantly screaming for Trump to disavow different groups for their beliefs. Where are those media morons now? Or is this another case of different standards for different political parties? Again?

I think that it is a little more complicated than that. Biden can't come out and disavow anti-Semitism because it's not Joe Biden making the decisions. This lack of action by Biden indicates that the real decisions are not being made by Biden, they are being made by Barack Obama and/or Jill Biden. 

Barack Obama was probably the most anti-Semitic American president since FDR. Obama and a girl he lived with in Chicago before he married Big Mike broke up because of his anti-Semitism. Obama claimed that they broke up because she could not deal with his decision to identify as a black man. Her story was that Barack Obama could not acknowledge the anti-Semitic feelings of himself and many other black men. How do we know that this is true? Because it never gets mentioned in the media. Actually, it was in Tablet magazine last year. The article starts with that story. Here's a link. David Samuels Interviews MLK Biographer David Garrow on Barack Obama - Tablet Magazine

However, it's not like Biden is the only Democrat trying to hide. Have you heard from Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer lately? Chuck's picture is on Wikipedia if you look up "self-loathing Jew". Even so, Chuck pales in comparison to his self-loathing sidekick, Rep. Jerry Nadler. Nadler voted against a bill in the House this week defining anti-Semitism.

What's the difference between Hamas and the Nazis? The headgear. Nobody ever called a Nazi a "raghead". 

Thanks to all of these student protesters for showing us how stupid educated people can be. More on that below.

It looks like the Democrats will lose if the Hamas wing sits out this election. That's why the Democrats have to defend the extremists' "right" to threaten to exterminate the Jews. Hey! It worked for Hitler, why won't it work for Biden? 

It has taken eighty years, but General Eisenhower has been proven correct. At the end of World War 2, Eisenhower made Germans go visit the concentration camps. He also had the Allied troops visit the camps. Ike said this:

“Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”

Thanks to a bunch of ragheads and a mob of ignorant, punk-ass college kids for proving that Ike was right!