Signs of the Times??

More than fifty years ago at the Waffle House on Dale Mabry in Tampa, we had a sign hanging by the front door that read, "No shirt, No shoes, No Service". I replaced it with sign that I bought that read, "No shirt, No Brains, No Service". It was there a little more than a month before our Area Manager saw it one day and suggested that I put the old sign back into place. I pointed out that if only one person in five weeks had noticed the sign, we didn't need it anyway.

Democrats are outraged that Trump is building at the White House. Where was this outrage when Democrat Bill Clinton was getting blow jobs in the Oral Office? Attention Dims!! You should call back when you are serious about the integrity of the White House.

How about that Rep. Mikie Sherill of New Jersey who is running for the Governor of the Garden State? She must be one hell of a farmer. She appears to have made between six and seven million dollars trading defense stocks while she served on the House Armed Services Committee. Who does this broad think that she is?? Nancy Pelosi?

People who are screaming about Donald Trump commuting the sentence of George Santos were strangely quiet when Biden pardoned his entire family in the closing hours of his term.

Gov. Prickster of Illinois said that if "Trump comes for my people, he has to come through me."  One would think that the Governor of the Land of Lincoln would have a better understanding of how the FIRST War Between the States started. Is round 2 coming, Gov. Prickster?

Are New York City Dims "dirt dumb" or "rock stupid"? We won't know until Election Day. You have been smoking your shorts if you think that Cuomo is going to save the city!!

Trump should issue a pardon of Sean Combs, and have it signed by the Auto Pen. How many minutes will it take for Democrats to file a lawsuit claiming that practice is illegal?

Cuomo claims that Sliwa needs to drop out for Cuomo to have a chance in the race.  If EVERYONE supporting Sliwa voted for Cuomo, he still wouldn't win.  You can't beat the false promise of unlimited free shit!! As a Dimocrat, surely Cuomo knows that! Free Shit For All!!!

The Dims need billions to bail out the Affordable Care Act users. So, what about the ACA is actually affordable? This was one of the biggest con jobs in history.

Zohran Mamdani has been voted Man of the Year for what he is doing for real estate sales by the Florida Realtors Association. The "Mamdani Effect" is a sea of moving trucks and limos on I-95 heading south. It's resulting in great business for the Waffle Houses along that road. I let a friend at the Waffle House know where he can order those "No Brains, No Service" signs.

Thoughtful and/or Thoughtless Thursday

 The same liberals who are claiming that Trump acts like a king are the same folks who kept claiming that Biden was "as sharp as a tack". I will just be polite and point out that they are the victims of low IQ thinking. Or they were just being Democrats, if that's any different.

I think that it was Greg Gutfeld on Fox who pointed out that if Trump is acting like a king, why can't he open the government?

Saturday is the big "No Kings" rally where Trump haters will all gather to yell at each other and try to convince themselves that they aren't really retards or lunatics. Good luck folks!!

The federal government can easily shut down the "No Kings" riot in DC this weekend by jamming cell phone service in the area. Nobody is going to protest if they can't take pictures of themselves and their fellow schmucks protesting.

We can cut crime, protests, stupid deaths and accidents by banning "smartphones". The average IQ will soar if people have to start doing their own thinking.

Kameltoe Harris claims that "some people say" that she was the best qualified person ever for the Presidency. She needs to help her friends give up drugs. 

I started a post about No Kings Day for publication on Saturday. I titled it Kings vs Kunts. You will find out on Saturday if I decide to publish it. Frankly, there are a lot of government officials who acted like kings during COVID. How about Gov. Roy Cooper who had an 888-day state of emergency in North Carolina. Maybe we can find out more about that during his campaign for the US Senate?

Hamas claims that they don't know where the rest of the dead hostages are buried. I believe that nineteen people are still unaccounted for as of today. Israel needs to grab 19 Hamas members and start executing one a day until Hamas remembers where they put all those people. It's not like Hamas members buried some Israelis and forgot where. Tell me one that I can believe, guys.

There's a debate tonight with the New York City mayoral candidates. If you live in New York City and vote for Mamdani, you can move to the front of the moron line and pass Kameltoe Harris. Yes, you are really that stupid. If you are Jewish and vote for Mamdani, go ahead and leave town before the camps open.

The United States Constitution makes no provision for the Federal Reserve Board to be an independent branch of government. So, we either need to eliminate the Federal Reserve or put it under the President's control. Frankly, we all get screwed enough by our local bankers that we don't need the Federal Reserve doubling down on us. 

John Bolton was indicted today about handling of Top Secret documents. Did the FBI search his wife's underwear drawer??

The FBI is reportedly circulating photos of Letitia James in Virginia to find out if any of her neighbors have ever seen her at her second home. It's not looking good for Auntie Tish and her alleged criminal grandniece who seems to be living there. By her grand jury testimony, it's a rent-free experience. Wonder why? Is it really a relative? 

Trump needs to remind those arrogant bastards in the European Union that if not for the United States, they would all be speaking German today.

I saw a video clip with Democrats questioning Trump's physical condition. One of those idiots was Gov. Prickster of Illinois. The height of arrogance is Gov. "Lard Ass" Prickster questioning anyone's physical condition. It's like Biden calling someone "demented".

Wednesday Wonders and Blunders

 The American Automobile Association has released the results of a poll where Alec Baldwin was voted the man least likely to be invited to join a carpool.

Newsweek has been a second-rate magazine as far back as I can remember. Incredibly enough, they have pulled off a minor miracle and are now a third-rate magazine. I would rather read a sixty-year-old Weekly Reader from my school days than even look at a picture of Newsweek. 

An opinion piece in Newsweek proclaimed, "The Shutdown is Going Better Than Democrats Expected." They must have had incredibly low expectations.

Governor JB Prickster of Illinois continues to wow us with his massive intellect weight. He claims that Border Patrol agents could be charged with crimes after Trump is no longer president. Prickster is obviously some kind of massive mental midget. Make no mistake about it, Trump is President because you dumb bastards in the Democratic party thought that you could prosecute him until he gave up running for President. If you think that you will prosecute Border Patrol agents and live to tell about it, there's a strong possibility that you are wrong. Wrong again, Jocko Botsi!!

Update!! The AAA has issued a warning for hitchhikers to avoid getting into a car with Alec Baldwin driving. It would be better to catch a ride with the garbage truck.

Speaking of garbage trucks, I will post a piece praising the first reporter who has the stones to ask Alec Baldwin how the garbage truck involved in his accident compared to Trump's garbage truck from the campaign. Is Trump's garbage truck bigger than Baldwin's garbage truck? Did Trump's garbage truck have features that Baldwin's truck lacked? Was Baldwin's garbage truck on the way to a shooting range? Details, we want details!!

My first real job was as a drink vendor at Tampa Stadium for football games. If elected, Zohran Mamdani's first real job will be the mayor of America's largest city. If you are a New Yorker, I will go ahead and break it to you. There's trouble ahead!!

The assistant manager at your favorite local fast-food establishment has had more management training than Zohran Mamdani has experienced. Mamadi can't even spit out, "Do you want fries with that?"

Moving companies and U-Haul are all excited by the surge in business coming if Mamdani is elected. Real estate prices in Florida are soaring in anticipation of the surge of Yankees headed south.

A group of Dimocratic congressional representatives protested at the Speaker of the House's office today.  When your elected congressional representative shows up with professionally printed protest signs, you are tipping off the rest of us that this is a manufactured issue. 

Joe Biden was President for four years, why weren't Dims screaming for Epstein file releases then?

Latitia James needs to read the handwriting on the wall. Letting your criminal relative live rent free in your "investment property" was probably not a good idea.

I am not a big believer in polls, but if we polled Americans about Jack Smith's future, the prevailing sentiment would be that he needs to be prosecuted for trying to overthrow the government.

Rather than deny that he broke the law, James Comey claims that the US Attorney was not legally employed. Comey lost any shred of credibility when he "found" those seashells arranged to say, "86 47".

It's time to start removing federal judges! Congress needs to start impeachment procedures, today.

No Kings, No Brains, No Service

 Saturday, October 18 is "No Kings" day in the large cities where all of the Communists live. The "No kings, No Brains" crowd all hate Donald Trump. They all claim to oppose "authoritarians" in public office. I doubt that many of them can even spell "authoritarian".

Where were all of these clowns during COVID? Governor Roy Crapper kept the state of North Carolina in a state of emergency for 888 days. Why didn't we hear from the "No Kings" clowns then? Where were the "No Kings" clowns when Dr. Fauci was lying his ass off and just making stuff up? The "No Kings" clowns need to seek help from mental health professionals to help deal with their obsessive hatred of Donald Trump. 

Just for shits and grins, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson needs to request that the National Guard be called out to protect the Capitol during the "No Kings, No Brains" rally on Saturday. Maybe the FBI can get all of the Democratic Party Senators' phone records for Friday, Saturday and Sunday just to see if there is anything going on with them.

Do you think that any of the protesters will be complaining about Jack Smith? Maybe the protesters will be holding signs demanding to know who elected Jill Biden to the King position? How about Clown Prince Hunter Biden? 

I am entertained that the "No Kings" group hates kings but loves drag queens. The "No Brains" folks are worried about Donald Trump who was elected by a majority of both the popular and the electoral vote. Trump can only serve a total of eight years. The "No Kings" kooks ignore those people in government who actually believe that they are kings and act like kings. Allow me to elaborate.

Let's start with Congress. Chuck Schumer has been in Congress for 44 years. I had hair when Chuck Schumer went to Congress. Chuck has been in Congress longer than my children have been alive. Nancy Pelosi has been in Congress for more than 38 years. These two clowns share the blame for the grossly misnamed "Affordable Care Act". These are people who think that they are Kings/Queens. 

We live in a world where the President is limited to two terms totaling eight years, but a Representative or a Senator can hang out for more than forty years in Washington. How does this make any sense? Is the nation running so well that we want to keep our "leaders" in Washington for life? Our first step in solving this should be ending any kind of retirement plans for elected officials. We need to end politics as a career field choice. Beyond that, we need to establish term limits for elected officials.

Before you start screaming about our need for great leaders, look around. We are a nation of more than 300 million people. Are you telling me that the 535 people in the House and Senate are the best and the brightest in the land? If this is your claim, I have two words for you. Jasmine Crockett. Call me when you are serious.

But let's go to the biggest group of "kings" in the federal government, federal judges. First, we need to end life terms for federal judges. The Constitution says that judges serve "during good behavior". How that phrase was turned into lifetime jobs is a mystery to me. I am sure that it was a ruling by a federal judge somewhere. Judges need to serve a single five-year term at any level. We can end the Senate confirmation of district court judges. Senators don't need any more television time. 

Federal judges are not accountable to the voters. Federal judges are the real "kings" in our governmental system. In more than 230 years, only fifteen federal judges have been impeached and only eight of those were removed. As a means of controlling the actions of federal judges, impeachment is as worthless as tits on a nun. What's the difference between God and a federal judge? God doesn't wake up in the morning thinking that he is a federal judge.

Will there be anyone at Saturday's "No Kings" rally protesting about the power of federal judges? Of course not, Saturday's protest is a bunch of whiney assed leftists crying because they ran some idiot broad for President and lost. Where were the "No Kings" folks when Coma King Joe was in office? The Biden administration didn't even have any responsible adults visible to the public. 

Saturday's rallies will just be the latest manifestation of Trump Derangement Syndrome in the liberal segment of the population. The next Nobel Peace Prize winner should be the person who develops a TDS vaccine. Carry on, schmucks!

Cheap Shot Sunday?

 Attention DIMS: If you vote to shut down the government, you cannot then bitch about government employees getting laid off. I started to call them "government workers", but I just can't lie like that.

Democrats need to open and read a history book. The whole "states' rights" thing was the South's argument that caused the Civil War. How did that work out for Democrats then? The argument for the need for illegal immigrants is the same one made for slavery almost 200 years ago.

Almost 200 years ago, South Carolina argued with President Andrew Jackson about tariffs and lost. Apparently, their offspring have moved north to New York.

If your best rationale for supporting illegal immigration is to claim that we need people to raise our crops, care for our children and cook our meals, you need to get your ass back to Tara and Scarlett O'Hara.

Nothing is proving that "History repeats itself" any better than today's Dimocrats. Look for New York, California, Washington, Illinois, Michigan and Oregon to announce that they are seceding next month. Wait! I forgot about Massachusetts, Maine and Vermont.

Illinois Gov. Prickster made a video about how safe Chicago is. Apparently, Gov. Prickster has some kind of acceptable level for the number of black people who can be killed or wounded before he thinks that there is a problem in Chicago. Maybe he could share that number with all of us? 

Are the Hispanic gangs going to muscle the black gangs out of Chicago? When those groups start fighting each other, Prickster will be begging for Trump to send in the military.

It's going to take more than Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer dropping an F-bomb to give the Demoncrats any credibility. That F-bomb looked even more cringey on television than Chuck putting Gruyere cheese on some raw burgers last year. The Schmuck can't lead, can't cook, can't cuss. What a loser!!

Thanks to the Democrats for shutting down the government. Apparently, the shutdown gave Trump some extra time to work on the Middle East peace deal. Thanks guys! He couldn't have done it without you. You schmucks in the Democratic party need to re-evaluate your entire existence.

It's time to go to five-year terms for federal judges with a one term limit. In more than 230 years, only 15 have been impeached and only eight of those convicted and removed. The turnover rate in the Politburo in the old USSR was higher than that.  It is time to admit that this system isn't working. If we go to five-year terms, we should eliminate Senate confirmation of judges at the same time. Let's face it! It can't be any worse than it is now.

Chuck Schumer is in the lead in the race for the prize for the World's Dumbest Democrat. He took the lead when he started talking about how everything is going well for the Dims with the Schumer Shutdown.

Zohran Mamdani wants to be the mayor of the nation's largest city. What relevant experience does he actually have? I doubt that being a rapper in Uganda qualifies one for the mayor's job. This is a guy who has lived off his parents all of his life. Even New York deserves better.

The Nobel Prize people are never going to give Donald Trump any award.  They are in pursuit of political personality, not performance. Obama received a Nobel Peace prize for being a Democrat with a pulse. I am surprised that Michelle just didn't knock his ass out of the way and accept the award for herself. 

Let's not forget Al Gore, who was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for his work on the fantasy film and book, "An Inconvenient Truth". The world keeps spinning even without Al's permission. The polar ice caps are still in place; the polar bears aren't vacationing in Florida, and we have spent billions to find out that windmills are not a reliable or safe source of energy. However, we did find out that windmills slaughter birds. Thanks, Al. The best news is that Gore has not held public office since winning a Nobel prize. 

Mid-Week Medley of Moans and Groans

 In 1861 South Carolina ordered the US Army out of Fort Sumter in Charleston. Yesterday, Mayor Brandon Johnson announced "ICE-free" zones in Chicago. It's not going to work out any better for Chicago than it did for South Carolina. Dems are obviously slow learners. More on that tomorrow.

Over at UNC in Chapel Hill, they are all upset because their football team sucks again this year. I can only assume that they blew the budget on getting Big Money Bill Belichick and didn't have enough cash left to buy some good players. Don't worry guys! No one more than ten miles away from Chapel Hill even cares.

Democrats and their hired hands in the media are all raving about the chance that people are going to lose their tax subsidies for Obamacare. If the "Affordable Care Act" actually provided for "affordable care", why do you need to have it subsidized by tax breaks? It's all just another case of people being defrauded by their government. Barack Obama, 21st Century snake oil salesman.

After the recent revelation that Jack Smith accessed the telephone records of eight U.S. Senators, you can bet your ass that Mr. Smith is about to meet his maker, career wise. The only question today is who sues the worthless bastard first? Actually, the other question is which telephone company gets sued today? 

WOW!! It turns out that Donald Trump was right about Jack Smith the whole time. Just add that to the list of the things that the media called "Trump lies," that turned out to be true.

Is there a bigger, fatter pile of crap than Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker? He's fat and stupid. It's rare that a governor actually publicly supports criminals. His position as governor is proof that the average Illinois voter IQ is in single digits.

In a Senate hearing yesterday, Attorney General Pam Bondi taught a bunch of Dims that you ask her questions at your own risk. My favorite was when she blasted Blumenthal of Connecticut for lying about his military service record. Blumenthal is the guy who said that he served in Vietnam when he got no closer than the "Toys for Tots" drive in Washington, DC.  Of course, he might have been safer in Saigon than over by the Navy Yard. 

Zohran Mamdani or Andrew Cuomo? Asking NYC voters which of these guys they want for Mayor is like asking if you want to die from AIDS or be shot to death. But I have to admit that Mamdani is pushing Obama for that "Snake Oil Salesman of the Century" award. A city unable to make the subway safe wants to operate grocery stores. 

Trump should just quit wasting time and declare martial law in Portland. Send the 82nd Airborne in there to restore order and get it over with already. The natives in Portland are preventing federal law from being enforced. When the folks in Little Rock, Arkansas wouldn't obey a Supreme Court order on integrating schools in 1957, Eisenhower knew what to do. He sent the 101st Airborne and kept them there until everything settled down. It will work in Portland as well. Those people assaulting federal officers in Portland need to be jailed. There is no need for further discussion.

Friday Morning Fever??

 James Comey was indicted yesterday. Years of being protected by the insider network of other Justice Department criminals has ended.

Trump told his staff that he was walking the golf course at Mar-a-Lago when he passed the practice green and saw a bunch of golf balls on the green that spelled out "86 Comey".

Martha Stewart has announced that she will feature Comey in an upcoming special called "Learning Arts and Crafts in the Big House". 

On the bright side, some prison basketball team is getting ready to have a new center.

Jimmy Kimmel continues his unfunny endless war on Donald Trump. If not for Donald Trump being elected, Jimmy would be doing a "Swap, Buy and Sell" show on an AM radio station in West Virginia now. Let's face it, he's an unfunny comedian. Kimmel is a one trick pony for liberal losers. If you doubt this, ask a Kimmel viewer to tell you one thing that Kimmel said last night that did not involve Donald Trump.

The shooter in Dallas who sought to kill ICE agents ended up wounding two detainees and killing one detainee. Yes, he shot the people that he purported to support. Liberals are right. We shouldn't let liberals own guns. 

I am a little disappointed in Donald Trump. I can't believe that he is passing up this chance to demand that Congress require enhanced background checks for Democrats wanting to own guns.

I will be at the Liberty Antiques Festival for the next two days. Yesterday, some kid asked me, "Is this older than you?" It's just an opportunity to practice my profanity skills.