Random Shot Saturday

Why aren't we flooded with illegal immigrants from English speaking countries? Asking for a friend who has no desire to learn Spanish.

Let's bring back phone booths. We don't even need to put phones in them as most people are carrying one. This may shock those of you who walk around talking loudly to someone on your phone, but most of us don't have the slightest interest in your private life that you are discussing as you stroll. Can you go outside or go sit in your car to talk? Frankly, I don't care how many times you and your "bitch" had sex last night. I sure don't want to hear about your encounters with assorted social diseases. Rather than bitch about your finances, start by ditching that expensive iPhone. Let's bring back privacy!!

The President's spokes-turd John Kirby claims that Biden didn't know anything about the plea deal offered to the masterminds of the 9/11 debacle. I don't know if this plea deal was handled by the Department of Defense or the Department of Justice, but I am certain that both of those agencies report to the President. This is what happens when the Cabinet hasn't had a meeting in more than nine months. Biden can still act on this. Will he??

In a news bulletin after I wrote this, there are reports that Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has blocked the plea deal. I will complain more when this is official.

The world wants to know what you have to do to get fired from a job in the Biden Administration. The only person in the Biden Administration on the verge of losing his job is Joe. The rest will wait to be removed by Trump.

I long for Kameltoe to announce Pete Buttgig as her VP choice. We can call it "The Hag and the Fag" ticket. 

North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper blew his chance by realizing that the Lt. Governor was going to start running the state while Roy was out campaigning. It's all in that pesky NC Constitution. 

Democrats have started voting to confirm Kameltoe Harris as their Presidential candidate. I'm so old that I remember when they had conventions for that. I heard that the delegates voted to nominate Trump at the Republican Convention. Having already nominated Kameltoe, why are the Dims bothering to hold a convention? Do they just want to hear from the anti-immigration protesters?

Kameltoe's campaign slogan is "Kamala is Ready." I doubt that she knows what she is ready for. Compare this to the 1980 slogan for Ted Kennedy, "Teddy is ready." In that case, we didn't want to know what Teddy was ready for.

The all-time slam on Ted Kennedy came from Howell Heflin, Democratic Senator from Alabama. The National Enquirer had published pictures of Ted Kennedy having sex with a woman on his boat while out sailing. Heflin was quoted as saying, "I see that Senator Kennedy has changed his position on offshore drilling!" 

The Olympics are video Sominex.

After insulting Christians with their opening ridicule of The Last Supper, the Olympics moved on to allow a man to beat up a woman in the women's boxing competition. The Algerian man had failed a gender test last year, but the IOC let him compete as a woman anyway. If the blood test shows an X and Y chromosome, you are a man. I don't care what your pronouns are! 

Are there any women posing as men competing in the men's events at the Olympics? 

This week's employment numbers were bad. The unemployment rate rose to 4.3%. Most businesses are short of help and are actively hiring employees. Yet the number of unemployed continues to rise. Why? Unemployment is too attractive to Americans. Why not make it less rewarding?