Guarding Doritos??

 I watched a couple of hours of Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, being questioned by the House Oversight Committee yesterday. Cheatle was able to hit for the cycle and piss off both Democrats and Republicans. She was able to unite the two parties in a demand that she either resign or be fired. It was so bad that AOC and Kweisi Mfume were criticizing her.

She basically denied knowing anything. She would not give any details, if in fact, she knew any. She has not visited the site of the Trump shooting, but she did go to the RNC last week to visit something being done for "partners". That's where she dodged four United States Senators wanting her to answer questions. The most honest comment of the day came when Rep. Nancy Mace of South Carolina told Cheatle, "You are full of shit today!" The second best was when a Congressman from Texas told her to "go back to guarding Doritos."

There was a group from the House visiting the scene of the assassination attempt while Cheatle lied to Congress. Maybe they can bring her back some pictures. If Cheatle is going to leave, Biden will have to fire her since Mayorkas thinks that she does a great job. Of course, they will have to get Joe to do that in the few minutes during the day when he is lucid.

The party that accuses Trump of "destroying democracy" is on their way to nominating a Presidential candidate who got zero votes for President in the primaries. You have to hand it to the Democrats for their incredible flexibility in defining "democracy". They rigged the primary system to guarantee a Biden win, then they forced Biden out. They prohibited other candidates from going to New Hampshire. They rearranged the primary schedule so that South Carolina would give Joe a win to start the process. They basically threw RFK Jr. out of the party for wanting to run for President. Russia and China are sending teams to the United States to study how Democrats rig elections. 

The Democrats did everything to make sure that Biden would win. Apparently, they just thought that the dementia was just going to go into a holding pattern. It's hard to explain away those pictures from that debate in June. That was the debate that Democrats actually proposed. That's the best example of "be careful of what you wish for" that I have ever seen. Who knew that "Jacked Up Joe" would take the night off?

Kacklin' Kandidate Kamala, the new KKK. Apparently, the Kamala Koronation will take place in Chicago. Hopefully they can work it in between the riots and the protests.

Kamala claims that her most important issue is "Reproductive Freedom" for women. If you are a liberal, nothing is more important than ending the lives of the unborn. You have to love the Democrats' gift for word games. "Abortion" is now "reproductive freedom". Going with that thought, robbing or stealing from someone will soon be "redistribution of wealth".  Stealing cars will be "reimagining transportation systems." We already know that smash and grab events are just "unauthorized product sampling." Death from the COVID vaccine was labeled as an "adverse reaction".

I am fascinated with the Democrats and their obsession with women's bodies. They scream "hands off women's bodies" when discussing abortion. Pardon me, reproductive freedom. Where were they on "women's bodies" during the push for everyone to get the COVID vaccine, even if there was a chance that it would kill you? How many women lost their jobs for not getting a shot? How many have been fired for getting an abortion?

In Kamala's America, you will be able to get an abortion anytime. Of course, you might have to walk to the clinic because your car was stolen. If it wasn't stolen, the sun didn't shine long enough for your solar panels to charge the batteries. You may get robbed, raped or killed on the way to the clinic but that's a small price to pay for "reproductive freedom." Don't bother stopping at the grocery store on the way home from the "reproductive freedom" clinic, there won't be anything on the shelves. Not that you can afford anyway.

The other day on the news, there was a live report from an ice cream shop in Washington where Kamala and two of her nieces were trying to get ice cream. It was even more painful than watching Joe get ice cream. If you can't figure out how to order ice cream, the nuclear launch codes are going to be a real problem.

Kamala and Kimberly are the results of a system that values what you are, more than what you can do. They are the reality of "DEI hires." This is what happens when "ability" falls to the bottom of the list of job qualifications. Let's bring back competence!!