Wednesday Wit and Wisdom

 You either believe that God protected Trump, or you believe that Trump won the Powerball, Mega Millions and a million-dollar scratch-off on Saturday without buying a ticket. There are no other possibilities.

Who decided to let Joe Biden do an interview with Lester Holt? That was an "It's time to take the car keys" interview.

The mayor of Milwaukee claimed in an interview that crime is going down under Joe Biden. Finally, we have found a politician who is willing to discuss UFOs and extra-terrestrial life.

"Gold Bar Bob" Menedez, Democrat Senator from New Jersey has been found guilty of multiple counts of taking bribes and operating as a foreign agent representing Egypt and Qatar. This case was handled by the same Department of Justice that has failed to charge Hunter Biden for acting as a foreign agent. 

Reports from Butler, Pennsylvania indicate that the geek who killed one and wounded three at the Trump rally on Saturday was walking around with a range finder before the rally started. He also brought a ladder and a rifle to the building he used as a shooting stand. Apparently, the Secret Service was only checking people with tee shirts that read "Assassin" in large letters.

The Secret Service director said that the Secret Service didn't put snipers on the roof of the building where the sniper was because the roof was sloped. The Secret Service sniper who killed the geek was on another building with a sloped roof. Either Director Cheatle is lying, or she is stupid. Both are valid reasons for dismissal. 

J.D. Vance was named Monday as Trump's running mate. I'm not a fan of facial hair and that applies equally to men or women. I was born in North Wilkesboro, North Carolina, I don't need to read Hillbilly Elegy. I am not enthused about Vance, but he is ahead of the stiff who ran for Vice-President last time with Trump. There are days that I miss Dan Quayle!

If you think that government actually works, call Social Security with a question. Or you can always go to the DMV.

Judge Aileen Cannon is my new hero for dismissing the charges against Donald Trump in Florida. The Justice Department announced that Jack Shit was going to appeal the ruling. I am in the group that believes that Jack Shit lacks the legal standing to appeal that ruling. Jack and Merrick should have read Justice Clarence Thomas's concurring opinion in the case about Trump's immunity. Barring that, they should read the opinion disabling the Chevron doctrine. It's all about laws, not rules from some unelected bureaucrat.

The United States is a nation of laws, not rules. The Justice Department claims that Jack Shit's appointment met all of their policies. Unfortunately, their policies are not the United States Constitution. We are a nation of laws, not rules.

Congress needs to go back to passing actual laws, not guidelines. Congress is supposed to decide what the law is, not some idiot appointee over at the DOJ.

If Jack Shit has the power to prosecute Trump or anyone else, why do we have US Attorneys who are nominated by the President and confirmed by the Senate? Why bother if anyone hired by the Attorney General can prosecute Americans? 

The DOJ is claiming that other "Special Counsels" were not confirmed by the Senate. If you get stopped by the police for robbing a store and you tell them that you robbed a store yesterday and no one arrested you, are they going to let you go?

The law should be so simple that the average man can easily understand it. It's been messed up for more than one hundred years, it's time to get back to the basics. Moses brought Ten Commandments down from the mountain. Merrick Garland is hustling a library of laws that no one has read completely. 

Make America Safe Again!! Start by overhauling the Department of Justice.