Monday Memos

 Memo to Democrats: Primary season is over. You prevented people from running against your anointed candidate. You changed primary dates to make sure that he started with a win. Your preferred candidate won easily. Now, after discovering what most of Americans knew, that your candidate god has a brain of clay, you want to start the process over. It's too late guys!

Memo to Jim Farley, the CEO at Ford. Jim, thanks for sharing your thoughts that Americans "need to fall in love with smaller cars again". Mr. Farley believes that Americans need to buy cars that the liberals in Washington want the little people to own. Here's a lesson for Mr. Farley from the restaurant business. The more successful restaurants serve food that people want to eat; they don't try to get people to eat the food that they want to serve. If you don't understand that idea, allow me to condense it into two words. New Coke.

Memo to the bureaucrats: The federal government wants us all to drive small EVs, while they ride around in large SUVs and custom limousines. Pete Butt-Gig faking it by riding the last two blocks to the White House isn't convincing anyone to give up their car. Try to lead by example.

Memo to Pete Butt-Gig: How did Tesla build a network of charging stations without a $5 billion grant from the Congress? Beyond that, please direct me to the legislation where the federal government funded a network of gas stations to supply cars with gas engines. You are squandering $5 billion to build charging stations for cars people don't want to own. Maybe you should get out of government and get a real job.

Memo to Bojangles: I worked for Bojangles as a store manager for three years and then worked part-time for several years after I retired. The new Bo-berry Sausage biscuit is pure genius. It uses products you already have. It's a great sweet and savory taste! I will swing by and check out that new peach cobbler this week!

Memo to Joe Biden: Just go ahead and own up to the declining mental condition. There are some things that you just can't hide. You will be lucky if Jack Smith doesn't charge you with fraud. Wait!! No need to worry. Smith only prosecutes conservatives.

Memo to Jack Smith: When the next American Revolution comes, avoid stopping in places with large trees and long ropes.

Memo to the WNBA: If you continue to let other players beat up on Caitlin Clark, you will be killing the goose that laid the golden egg. We all know what racism looks like and it is not the exclusive province of white folks.

Memo to the New York Justice system: If Trump wins in November, expect a real Justice Department task force to be at your offices on January 21.  

Memo to the Ukraine: That which deserves to survive does.