Top Ten Reasons to Vote For Joe

 10. It will keep Hunter off the streets and instead staying in the White House showing Dad how to do coke.

9. It will give Ashley Biden four more years of NOT having to shower with Dad.

8. It will guarantee four more years for the Easter Bunny who keeps Joe away from the media at the White House Easter Egg Roll.

7. It will give Zelensky in the Ukraine another four years to hold office without elections.

6. Iran will get four more years in their nuclear weapon building process.

5. Biden will expand the United States by making the Ukraine the 51st state. That's Joe's plan to cut foreign aid and make it domestic spending.

4. Four more years of job security for Morning Joe, Joy Reid and the (insert derogatory description here) on The View.

3. Pete Butt-gig will have four more years to build all of those electric charging stations. He's already got seven stations built out of the 500,000 promised.

2. It will keep Kamala Harris off the streets of San Francisco and out of Willie Brown's bedroom for four more years.

1. It will end immigration problems because everyone will have already moved here.

No Mo Fo Jo!!