Jill, Joe and more

 President Jill Biden was in Wilmington, North Carolina yesterday. Wilmington is about a five-hour drive from my home, but you could smell the bullshit in the air here. Can you picture Jackie Kennedy, Mamie Eisenhower, Lady Bird Johnson, Pat Nixon or Barbara Bush screaming at a rally that "Trump Lies"? Melania Trump was a First Lady. Jill Biden is a Roller Derby Queen.

Two pro-Hamas supporters climbed over the fence at the NASCAR Street Race in Chicago on Sunday to protest. The start of the race was delayed several minutes while police removed the idiots from the course. To paraphrase Jason Aldean, "Try that shit at Talladega!"  At Talladega, the police wouldn't be the first to respond and remove the protesters.

If they don't remove Joe Biden from the ballot, Democrats owe Richard Nixon an apology. Nixon lied about a third-rate burglary; Biden's White House is lying about his mental ability to do the job. Have the Dims considered what will happen if Biden dies in office before the election?

Hurricane Beryl struck Texas yesterday. There were more than three million people who lost power. How do you evacuate with your EV if the power is off? How do EVs do in streets that are flooded? Have EVs been flood tested?

I heard that Biden has dispatched Pete Butt-gig to Houston to show Texans how to ride a bike through flood waters while carrying your household items.

Is Jill Biden really Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? 

Do you think that Joe Biden has already pardoned Hunter Biden and just hasn't publicized it? He just said that he wasn't going to pardon Hunter, he didn't rule out having already pardoned him. 

The press briefing at the White House Monday with Karine Jean-Pierre looked like it was on the verge of turning into a riot. Jiffy Pop couldn't spin the lies fast enough with the press to keep them happy. She might want to consider asking for an armed guard before today's briefing. 

I don't understand guys who go around with a three- or four-day beard growth on their faces. Hey! Grow a beard or be clean shaven. Make a call! I just don't think that the "I just got home from a short camping trip" look works for most people. It just looks like you are too lazy to shave. My facial hair is gray to white, I am just not interested in looking like Santa.

In the same vein, I don't understand the whole "manscaping" thing. As a guy who has spent more than half a century shaving my face and cutting it thousands of times, I am just not interested in getting cuts from shaving anywhere else. 

On January 31 the City of Chicago City Council passed a resolution calling for a ceasefire in Gaza. Over the Fourth of July weekend more than 110 people were wounded in Chicago. Why hasn't the City Council called for a ceasefire in Chicago? 

Will today be the day that Joe Biden drops out of the race? Will today be the day that Joe knows what day it is?