Friday Night Fever

While they are still learning to count in Arizona and Nevada, here a few reflections on elections and some random shots.

 Kamala Harris, First Lady Jill "Puppet Master" Biden, and Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff were at Arlington Cemetery today for Veterans Day wreath laying ceremony. Kamala Harris? Really? Was Ronald McDonald busy? Was Tulsi Gabbard too patriotic? Did they sedate Kamala beforehand to prevent her from cackling during the ceremony? At least Dr. Biden didn't have to help Harris find her away from the wreath after the ceremony ended. The title "Second Gentleman" somehow implies that somewhere in D.C. there is a "First Gentleman". I don't think that is possible in Washington. How much of a gentleman can you be married to Kamala?

After today's hurricane/ tropical storm/tropical depression the television news featured buildings and homes on the beach near Daytona near collapse. In Matthew 7 we can read that "the foolish man builds his house on sand." Apparently, architects and engineers aren't Biblical scholars. Having just been re-elected, DeSantis doesn't need to worry about Democrats attacking him over the hurricane. Their supporters don't have the memory capacity to keep any thoughts until the next election cycle.

The election of John Fetterman is a case for ending early voting. Just in case someone saw him in the debate with Dr. Oz and still voted for him, it's a case for voter IQ tests. His Brazilian wife Gisele said last month, "Historically, swimming in America has been very racist." It will be a long six years for those schmucks in Pennsylvania who voted for Fetterman. Fetterman can turn Lincoln's Gettysburg Address into a filibuster length speech. You can't expect much from a guy who has never had a real job.

Massachusetts elected the first openly lesbian governor to office. This is a 180 degree turn from the Kennedy boys that they elected. I guess they all have a lot in common anyway, chasing girls.

In Oregon, several counties voted that they want to leave Oregon and become part of Idaho. I don't think that the Constitution is clear on this. It is great to see this happening in that liberal paradise of the Left Coast.

The developer and producer of "The Sledge-o-Matic" died today. Gallagher was a graduate of Plant High School in Tampa and the University of South Florida. He was quite a comedian for a guy with a degree in chemical engineering. If you don't know who Gallagher was, Mr. Google awaits you.

Why do so many stupid guys own sports teams? The Houston Astros just won the World Series. The team General Manager left because he wanted more than a one-year contract. The owner then fired the assistant General Manager. The owner also only gave Dusty Baker, the team manager, a one-year contract. It's easier finding a job right after you are fired for winning the World Series.

What's the good news today? Biden is out of town and wandering around somewhere in Asia looking for Jill. He probably has the Secret Service out looking for a 12-year-old for him to shower with tonight.