Free Thought Friday 11.4

 I stole this one from Lee Zeldin and modified it a little. Don't forget to change your clocks on Sunday and your elected officials on Tuesday!!

On Thursday Biden said that we are going to "free Iran".  How many American hostages will that involve Joe?? At least he didn't claim that his son Beau died there.

Oprah Winfrey endorsed Uncle Fester for the Pennsylvania Senate seat. Maybe she can get Dr. Phil to work with him. Wait! I forgot that Dr. Phil hasn't had a license since 2006. Phil can't help him. How's that working for you, Fester?

Millions of Powerball tickets are sold every day. After the drawing, it only takes a few hours to find out if there are winners. In some states it takes a week to see who won an election. Move the people from the lottery over to the Board of Elections.

The Paul Pelosi story seems to change with the 24-hour news cycle. Today's version is that Paul and his "friend" were standing in the foyer when the police arrived. Paul opened the door with his left hand while holding on to the hammer with his right hand. The police are a few feet away. Why didn't Paul just run to the police? Was he afraid that they were going to beat him?

This story grows more bizarre by the day. Democrats complain that people are circulating all kinds of conspiracy theories that are slandering Pelosi. Why don't the authorities release some actual facts to quiet the rumors? How about some security camera video or police bodycam videos?

The press describes the Nut Roll as espousing conservative beliefs. This guy was in the Green Party. He had a Black Lives Matter sign. He was a nudist activist. If he actually was a conservative nudist activist supporting Black Lives Matter, he's the only one in the state, maybe the nation.

The Pelosis live in one of the more expensive neighborhoods in San Francisco. Yet in an expensive neighborhood in a city racked by crime, there is no security camera footage of this guy walking to the Pelosi house. Are you telling me that none of those neighbors have security systems with cameras? The Capitol Police have cameras but didn't bother to monitor them. Did they not learn anything on January 6? I read that someone has set up a GoFundMe page to buy the Pelosi family one of those Ring Doorbell things. Of course, the claim is that Nut Roll didn't use the front door.

Here's something not discussed. How did Wing Nut get to the Pelosi neighborhood? Bus, cable car, Uber, or did he walk? Did anyone see him traveling to the scene of the clash?

Several news "sources" reported that the police found two more hammers and a sword at wherever Nut Roll calls home. People seem to be stunned that he had more than one hammer. I would hazard a guess that I have more than forty hammers in my tools. You don't even want to know how many swords I have.

Memo to morons in charge, if you don't want people speculating on what happened, try releasing some facts. If you need someone to define "facts", you know how to reach me.

Thank God that Biden gave us one final speech on saving the nation from Republicans the other night. My favorite thing is when Biden claims that if the Republicans control Congress, they "will crash the economy." Given that the economy already looks like a demolition derby, I am not at all worried that someone else would do worse than Biden.

If the Democrats' Inflation Reduction Act (IRA) is destroying the value of your IRA (Individual Retirement Account), get your ass to the polls on Tuesday and vote.

I am not enough of a masochist to actually watch an entire Biden speech, but even just watching the highlights or lowlights leaves me confused. Am I one of the Ultra MAGA crowd or am I in the Mega Maga group? I will do something that Dr. Jill doesn't believe in. I am going to stick to the 3 Rs. Yep! I am a Rightwing Redneck Reactionary. Maybe I can be a part-time Ultra MAGA guy?

Get your ass out and vote on Tuesday!!!