Friday, October 07, 2022

At Least?

 Today in Maryland, Joe "The National Joke" Biden said, "I have two words, made in America". At least, no one asked him how old he is.

Say what you want about Donald Trump's children, at least they weren't crackheads.

Say what you want about Jimmy Carter, at least Billy wasn't selling access to Jimmy for foreign businessmen.

Say what you want about Ivanka Trump, at least she's not as homely as Chelsea Clinton or Amy Carter.

Say what you want about Melania Trump, at least she never had to go to the podium to guide Donald offstage.

Patti Davis was always a problem for Ronald and Nancy Reagan, but at least she posed nude in Playboy. Thank God that Chelsea and Amy didn't.

Say what you want about Sarah Sanders, at least she never had to explain why the President was looking for dead people in a crowd of live ones.

Say what you want about OPEC, at least they ignored Biden saying, "Nobody fucks with a Biden".  Of course, so did the Taliban, Putin, and scores of other people and countries.

We may have lost over 50,000 young American lives  in Vietnam, but at least we have a source for cheap shoes now.

Say what you will about Biden's ridiculous energy policy, at least gas only went up 30 cents a gallon yesterday.

Say what you will about Dr. Jill Biden, at least she's not the Surgeon General. Yet? Thanks, Whoopee.

Say what you will about Merrick Garland, at least there's still time to impeach him.

Say what you want about Biden's Independence Hall speech, at least he didn't shout in German while waving his arms and shaking his fists.

Say what you will about Karine Jean-Pierre, at least she really is the worst White House Press Secretary since 1865.

Joe Biden may be a pervert, child molester, and a crooked politician, at least he doesn't post "mean tweets".







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