Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Tactless Tuesday?

 Does Joe Biden still shower with his daughter, Ashley? Asking for a friend.

The Democrat in the US Senate race in Pennsylvania bears a striking resemblance to Uncle Fester on the Addams Family. He should have dropped out after the stroke. Instead, he's going with the Biden Basement Campaign strategy. They probably have enough leftover ballots from 2020 that will help him.

That should be a great campaign in Pennsylvania. It's the Wizard of Oz going up against Uncle Fester.

Is the Joe Biden who is President the same Joe Biden who claimed that he was going to "unify" the country? Asking for a semi fascist friend.

The White House Press Lesbian Buffoon of Color claims that no one is walking across the southern border. Does KJP have access to a computer or a television set? They really need to teach her to read.

I am contemplating filing a Freedom of Information request for the FBI in regard to every case where they have searched for a missing diary. Other than Ashley Biden's, of course. I am guessing there are no other cases.

The leftist media, which is almost redundant, tells us that Ashley Biden left her diary and her cellphone in a bedroom of a home where she was staying. First, they fail to mention that the home was a halfway house in a drug program. Second, how long should it take for Ashley to realize that she didn't have her cellphone? An hour maybe? Maybe she was hurrying home to shower with Dad? Of course, nothing in this case makes sense.

Is Joe Biden just using the FBI as some kind of baby-sitting force to keep track of his children? Asking for angry taxpayers everywhere.

In his speech coming on Thursday, Biden is to announce more funding for the ATF to reduce gun violence. Just a quick refresher course in history here, the ATF started the slaughter of American citizens at Waco. That did a lot to reduce gun violence, didn't it?

If Biden wants to have the ATF work on gun crimes, he should direct them to his son Hunter, who lied on the firearm purchase paperwork. Maybe if the First Son did some prison time, someone might actually believe Joe.

We are not getting an intelligent answer when we ask about why the southern border is wide open. Okay. I want to know why the other three borders aren't open. Are those the entry points for those who might be conservatives?

Who knew that a slogan like "Make America Great Again" would be attacked and ridiculed by a political party that claims to be the "party of the people"? Asking for a basket of deplorables.

I haven't heard any news of a Jill Biden speech since she ordered the breakfast tacos. And people question my judgement.

Just to show that FBI stupidity is not new, Mickey Dolenz, the only remaining member of the Monkees, has filed suit against the FBI to get the information they gathered by surveilling the Monkees more than 50 years ago.  The Monkees, now there's a national security threat.

Instead of attacking Trump for his handling of classified documents, let's find out why we have so damned many secrets. We know every other nation's secrets, why are we surprised to learn that they know ours?

Does Russia have the Coca-Cola formula? Do the French know the Colonel's eleven herbs and spices? How many countries can make a Twix bar? Do the English have a secret sauce recipe? Can anyone duplicate a Sister Schubert's yeast roll? Was Chef Boyardee an Italian defector? Let's talk about some stuff that matters.






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