Tuesday's Top O' the Morning Taunts and Topics

 Yesterday, North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper ended his state of emergency on COVID-19. Yes, Roy's "888 days to slow the spread" effort is finally over. Cooper is a walking case to vote Republican in 2022.

Roy Cooper is everything that is wrong with career politicians. We need a way to recall the governor in North Carolina. In the meantime, MNCGA, Impeach Roy Cooper.

The FBI has returned Donald Trump's passports to him after seizing them in their raid last week. Interestingly enough, the passports are NOT on the list the FBI gave him of items seized in the raid. This begs the question, "What else did they seize that is not on that last?"

The IRS is busy stocking up on body armor, ammunition, and weapons for their 87,000 new agents that the Democrats have voted to fund. One would think that tax collectors would be stocking up on computers and office equipment to collect taxes.

Rep. Adam "Krazy" Kinzinger leaves me longing to listen to Hank Johnson talk about Guam capsizing.

Loose Lips Liz Cheney is up for re-election in the primary in Wyoming today. Here's hoping that voters in Wyoming are smarter than the House of Representatives in Washington. 

Merrick Garland is too much name for our Attorney-General. Let's just change it to Ma Garland.

The word "breached" is being way overused in the media today. We are told that demonstrators "breached The Capitol". Last week's news was that a guy "breached" an FBI office in Cincinatti. Just for the record, entering a building through an open and unlocked door is not "breaching" a building. At the Capitol hundreds just walked through the doors, that wasn't "breaching".  The loons who were climbing over the walls and through the windows were "breaching" the building. Meanwhile, the Democrats have voted to allow the IRS to "breach" our bank accounts.

The Democrats are telling us what great work the IRS and the FBI do. How's that IRS investigation of Black Lives Matter finances going? When did we last hear about the FBI and their investigation of Antifa? 

This is like the State of New York being so busy investigating Donald Trump and the NRA that they don't have time to protect their citizens in New York City from people trying to rob them and kill them. It's all about priorities and the citizens are never a priority for the government.

There must be nothing to read in Russia as I have had several page views from Russia lately. I was hoping that it was Britney Griner, but I doubt that she has Internet access in that jail cell. I also had several readers from Indonesia, but I figured that was Obama family members reading old posts about him.

Back to the integrity of the FBI for just one more shot. Just for the record, the FBI used massive levels of CS gas at Waco. We had signed a treaty not to use CS gas in warfare, but apparently, it is okay to use it against our own civilians. I am going to need an explanation for this reasoning. I will go ahead and send Ma Garland a note!

Elizabeth Warren says that many people have told her that they would vote for her if she had a penis. I am inclined to believe that most people said "brain" and not "penis".