Tuesday Taunts Ver 9.20

 Martha's Vineyard was in the news again last week because Ron DeSantis shipped 50 illegal immigrants there to bolster the domestic help situation for the mega-wealthy who have their summer homes there. Apparently, the immigrants did not meet the criteria for employees on the island as they shipped them to Joint Base Cape Cod within 24 hours of their arrival. Nothing says hypocrisy like a New England liberal.  Where was Barack Obama, a Martha's Vineyard resident, to help welcome these immigrants to his neighborhood?

What's the difference between the Biden Administration shipping in illegals and Ron DeSantis shipping them? DeSantis does it in broad daylight, not the middle of the night.

The Massachusetts liberals should have given the immigrants a taste of real American justice and taken them over to the Dyke Road bridge and the Ted Kennedy driving school on Chappaquiddick at the eastern end of Martha's Vineyard. I forgot; they have already swum the Rio Grande.

Democrats lost their minds over 50 illegals in Martha's Vineyard, but they are okay with the thousands here in North Carolina. Memo to liberals: Stay away from flea markets in the South.

At a market recently, another vendor was shocked to find out that I didn't know any Spanish. The guy who claims to be my only friend, used to tell people that I was the only restaurant manager in North Carolina who didn't speak Spanish and wasn't going to learn. If someone wants to buy something from me, they seem to learn the language very quickly. 

The only thing keeping Biden in office is Kamala Harris. We were better off with Dan Quayle.

Upon further reflection, the only thing that kept Obama in office was his Vice President, Joe Biden. 

I am not saying that law enforcement is politicized but, Spiro Agnew was caught taking bribes, while Joe Biden has not even been investigated. Hmmm?

There's a fortune to be made in a few years removing big ugly ass tattoos from the hides of old people. If you can develop a quick and easy product for this, you could be the next Elon Musk. 

Does Pedo Joe still shower with his daughter?

Underwear is called that because it is worn under your other clothing. Bras and boxer short are underwear, not outerwear. There is probably no chance that anyone who needs to know this is actually reading this blog.

At the Dublin Lions Club Flea Market in Virginia this past weekend, I wore my red, white and blue Liberty overalls. At most markets where I go to sell my fine wares, these overalls are my Saturday choice of dress. I like to stand out among the crowd of vendors. I had a guy offer me $100 for them. I pointed out that I had no other pants to wear. I didn't want to sell them and spent the afternoon half naked, so I passed on his offer. I thought he was crazy until I looked online and saw that those Liberty flag overalls sell for between $75 and $250 from various vendors. The folks at Liberty might want to roll out another batch.

The pot legalization appeared to be paying off at the flea market with long lines at the Lion Dog stand, the funnel cake vendor, and the kettle corn guy. Nothing says munchies like a young couple carrying $40 worth of food down the row as they try to shop.

The Secret Service took the presidential limo to London for Biden to travel to the Queen's funeral. An unidentified world leader looked at "The Beast" and said that it was the most extravagant limo he had ever seen. He also said that it was the first limo he had ever seen with a diaper changing station.

Why doesn't the rest of the world have all of this controversy about transgenders and other liberal inventions? Could it be that this is all a liberal media created firestorm?  Heard anything about gay rights in Nigeria? Are the transgenders parading in China? Do they have Drag Queen reading hours in Saudi Arabia? Where are the abortion advocates in Iran? Are they having same sex marriages in Russia?

On the "news", they are comparing shipping immigrants to Martha's Vineyard to the Holocaust. Liberal bullshit has reached a new low. I heard the Obama mansion looks just like the gas chamber at Auschwitz.