The Name's the Game

From the Greensboro News & Record comes this story:

GREENSBORO – A registered sex offender was arrested Tuesday on charges he visited an elementary school more than 30 times and exposed himself there earlier this month.

Greensboro police arrested Jerry Fitzgerald Dick, 45, of 1724-B Springmont Drive Tuesday after he allegedly was on the campus of Joyner Elementary School at 3300 Normandy Drive a total of 33 times since late August, according to court records.

Dick, who was convicted of indecent liberties with a minor in 2002, allegedly exposed himself on school property on Dec. 3, warrants state.

Court documents state Dick’s name was listed multiple times on the school’s visitor’s log since August to drop a child off late and police witnessed him on the campus.

He reportedly had been living at the home of the person he exposed himself to – though court records don’t indicate his relationship with the victim.

Dick was charged with 33 counts being on property occupied by children as a registered sex offender and one count of indecent exposure.

He is being held at the Guilford County jail in Greensboro on a $250,000 bond.

1. We need to stop thinking that we can rehabilitate sociopaths. We need to move them out of society.
2. This guy is obviously too stupid to be a productive member of society.
3. Will there be any straight faces in the courtroom when he goes to trial? I'm guessing that when the DA says, "The state will prove that Mr. Dick exposed himself", there will be a brief recess to stop the laughter.
4. At least his parents didn't name him Harry.