Friday, August 22, 2008

Doesn't Anybody Screw Anymore?

One of my favorite old jokes from the 1960's was about Little Red Riding Hood. As Little Red was skipping through the forest one day, the Big Bad Wolf leaped out from behind a tree and with a loud growl he roared, "I'm the Big Bad Wolf and I'm going to eat you!!" Little Red looked up and replied, " Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anybody screw anymore?"

In this week's news, Ricky Martin, the alleged singer, is reported to be the new father of twins. Rather than follow the traditional path to parenthood, the Puerto Rican Pantywaist had a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with his sperm.

First Clay Aiken, now Ricky Martin, what's going on with singers? I long for the old days when men were men and only dairy cows were artificially inseminated. Has Mick Jagger had anyone artificially inseminated? Did Elvis send Priscilla to a lab to get pregnant?

It's a sad day when you ask the question, "Doesn't anybody screw anymore?" and the answer is "Yes, John Edwards."

1 Comments:

At 8:41 PM, Blogger Kold_Kadavr_flatliner said...

Awesome blog. Love thy wife... till death do you part. Bravo!!!

 

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