Monday, July 07, 2008

Just rambling

The city of Winston-Salem is considering a law that will prohibit residents from parking their cars on their own front lawns. Evidently, the concept of "private property" has not made it to Winston-Salem yet.

A friend of mine who claims to be a Democrat, tells me that Obama has the slimmest resume of any candidate since Jimmy Carter. The danger in a democracy is that dumbasses can vote.

The Democrats are referring to McCain as "Bush Lite". Does this mean that Republicans can refer to Obama as "Carter Dark" ?

Ralph Nader is attacking Obama for claiming to be black, when he is in fact only half black. Of course, Ralph uses the phrase "African-American." It's a great day when a liberal like Nader is attacking Obomber.

My older son left last Saturday to travel to Maine and hike the Appalachian Trail south to Georgia. His best friend and fellow hiker injured his knee at one of the first creeks that they crossed. They came back home Thursday. I'll write more about their day on the trail when my blood pressure drops.

I replaced the clutch in my wife's Chevrolet Cavalier last week. The folks who built this car didn't want anyone to repair their own car. There is not a lot of room to work under the hood. In my generation, very small measurements are expressed in "cunt hairs." Example: "Move it a cunt hair to the right." There wasn't a cunt hair's worth of clearance around the transaxle of that Cavalier!

The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that the Second Amendment actually exists. More on this when Nancy Pelosi is taken off the suicide watch.

In the news the other day, there was a story about watermelon and Viagra having many of the same ingredients. Even for me, some things are best left unsaid.

I spent my "stimulus check" paying the IRS. I just don't feel stimulated.

The Democrats in the Virginia Senate are considering a 33% increase in the state gasoline tax. Tar and feathers, anyone? Can any group really be this stupid and out of touch? Yes, they are Democrats.


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