California Dreaming??

The California Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage yesterday. The court decided that it is discriminatory to require that marriage be between a man and a woman. Perverts everywhere are dreaming of life in California! California, where a man and a sheep can exchange vows. California, where a woman's best friend can be a dog. California, where half the kids will have two mothers or two fathers. U-Haul is probably flooded with reservations for California bound gays now. Beware of any pulling horse trailers.

If it is discriminatory to require that marriage be between a man and a woman, it is discriminatory to require that they be of a certain age?

Can't we just expel this state from the Union? Forget Mexico! Let's try putting up that border fence somewhere in the Rockies. Maybe the next earthquake will just cut them loose from the continent and let them float out to sea.

In the news this morning, Ellen DeGeneres announced that she and her lover will soon wed. Maybe this is what it is all about, TV ratings.

Note to gay folks everywhere, once you start paying child support and alimony when your dream marriages end, you will be leaving California.