USSS = United States Secret Shitters??

 The United States Secret Service continues their attempt at a public suicide. In the news yesterday, a woman who owns a salon in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, claims that the Secret Service taped over her security camera and broke into her salon to have a bathroom to use during a Kamala Harris event. 

She claims that a Secret Service official called her and apologized after the incident on July 27. The Secret Service issued a statement that breaking into a business would violate their policies, and they wouldn't do that. The Boston Herald, Fox News and other sources are all reporting on the story. CNN finally mentioned it a couple of hours ago. As of this writing, the Secret Shitters continue to deny that they entered the salon.

The video from the outside camera clearly shows someone dressed like a Secret Shitter agent stepping up on a chair to tape over the camera. They didn't even bother to take off the tape when they departed a few hours later. Apparently, they allowed agents and other agencies (EMS, local police, etc.) to use the salon restroom for a couple of hours before the event began.

The Secret Shitters used to be famous for their attention to details. I used to have hair. It is beginning to look like the Butler, Pennsylvania incident was not an outlier. They are understaffed or are filling their ranks with the unqualified in the name of diversity.  It's either that or they have been reading their own press releases and think that they are perfect.

If they were paying attention to details, they would have covered the camera inside the salon as well. They did not do that. The inside video shows an armed guy in camo standing at the door of the salon. It also shows other members of police and EMS units going into the salon to use the bathroom. Members of those groups claim the Secret Shitter agents told them to use that restroom.

I don't know who was responsible for the planning of the Kameltoe Harris event but surely, they understood that there would be a line of people waiting to get into the site. I have been to four Trump rallies, and they have had Porta johns at all of them. Even the folks at the Greensboro Coliseum were smart enough to do that. Did the planners not think that people would need a bathroom? Did the Secret Shitters not want to use the Porta johns? Did they not consider asking local businesses for cooperation in this matter? The salon in question is adjacent to the theater where the event was being held. Why didn't they just ask if they could use the salon as some kind of staging area for the afternoon? It's not like anyone would fight the traffic to get to a hair salon.

So where does the Secret Shitters go from here? First, include toilet facilities on their planning list. Second, the agent who covered the camera should be disciplined or dismissed. Third, the person who actually picked the door lock or forced it open must be terminated. Breaking and entering is a crime in every state. Wait! I may have to check on that for California.

Beyond that, it is time for massive changes in leadership for the Secret Shitters. Changing the person at the top is simply not enough. We are going to have to change the culture at the Secret Shitters. Start with bringing in someone from the outside to head up the organization. Bring in someone from outside of federal law enforcement. Then shake up the upper levels of management. What they are doing right now is clearly not working.

When all of the claims about their policies and their performance from the Secret Shitters are considered, the reality is that they broke the laws that they are charged with upholding. 

I am old. I don't go anywhere without knowing where the bathroom is. If the Secret Shitters need any pointers, have them call me. I'm sure they have the number!