It's Saturday Morning Confusion

Kameltoe Harris keeps telling us what she will do on her first day as President. How about a little more data on what she has done for the last three and a half years?

I am more than a little curious on one detail. With Kameltoe out on the campaign trail and Biden at the beach, who the hell is running the country? Whoever that is must be the real President.

I am not a conspiracy theorist but one must be amazed at how quickly her campaign took shape after Biden dropped out. It's almost like she had knowledge about what was going to happen.

Is Kamala a Kloset Kommunist? She keeps talking about how she is going to "cap" price increases on a host of products and services. Should we have someone explain that whole "free enterprise" system to her?

I heard that the bookies in Las Vegas are taking bets on when Kameltoe holds an actual scheduled press conference of more than five minutes.

Tampon Tim is not the first person to claim a higher rank than he actually held in the military. About a hundred and fifty years ago, a US army lieutenant colonel identified as a General because he had been a brevet major general in the Civil War. That didn't turn out well for Custer and I hope that it won't end well for Tampon Tim.

The FBI is telling us that Matthew Crooks was smarter than the average assassin. Apparently, he scored more than 1500 on the SAT. Are they trying to tell us that this was how he was able to outsmart the FBI? In the old days before they changed the scoring on the test, I actually scored higher than Mad Matt. To the best of my recollections, I haven't tried to assassinate any Presidential candidates.

Matthew Crooks didn't need to "outsmart' the Secret Service, they were just reckless and lazy about defending Trump. That sounds like a cultural issue.

FOX News was able to get a bunch of local police bodycam videos through FOIA requests. I watched several minutes of the videos. It's a safe bet that the Secret Service failed to actually interact with the local police and the locals are not going to let the Secret Service blame them for what happened to Trump. 

Is Tampon Tim going to let the natives burn part of Washington DC like they did to Minneapolis? That might be some urban renewal that we could all get behind, but only in DC. 

We now know how Tampon Tim favors abortion. Since he is okay with any and all "terminations" of the unborn, what's his policy on old people??

Why are states trying to keep Robert Kennedy Jr, off their ballots? Are they really afraid that he might win? In North Carolina, the Democratic Party controlled State Board of Elections is trying to keep Cornel West off the ballot. Why bother? Who is he going to knock out?

It's amazing that almost all labor unions endorse the Democratic candidates despite the fact that their members don't vote Democrat at anywhere hear that rate. The Teamsters President was invited to speak at the Republican Convention. With a week to go before the Dims gather in Chicago, he is still waiting to be invited to speak to the Dims. 

Tampon Tim Walz is not a MAGA supporter. He is a co-founder of MABA, Make America Burn Again.