Tuesday Taunts, Topics and Tall Tales

 Jimmy Carter has said that he wants to live long enough for Kamala Harris. He's a Democrat. They don't have to be alive to vote.

Nancy Pelosi says that Biden should be on Mount Rushmore. He's dirt dumb and rock stupid, so I guess that he is halfway there. Of course, by saying that, Pelosi proves that she is dumber than Joe. And that is something that no one thought was possible.

The leader in the Veepstakes appears to be Pennsylvania governor Josh Shapiro. Rabbi Dov Fischer writes for the American Spectator and has written about self-loathing Jews. That's the category for Shapiro. When you go back and renounce something that you wrote thirty years ago because it offends Communist college kids today, you have officially sold your soul. Add soulless to Shapiro's qualifications for the job. 

Presidential candidates often select Vice Presidential candidates who will not outperform them. In Kamala's case, that would require someone who is technically brain-dead. If this holds true, the Harris choice for VP will be Rep. Dan Goldman.

There is a new group of college students forming to support Kamala Harris. The proposed name is Kamala's Kollege Kommie Kids. That name will pass all of the Truth in Advertising requirements.

The White House is claiming that they have had nothing to do with the plea deal for the 9/11 terrorists. They won't even admit to having anything to do with the reversal of the plea deals. Can someone please remind Biden that he is the Commander-in-Chief?

I am looking for a new COVID outbreak to keep Kamala out of press conferences until after the election. Would the Dims be able to use the same scam twice? Does Kamala have a basement?

Kamala's current husband has admitted to an affair in his first marriage. I can't even begin to describe how little that I care about this revelation. I would be more sympathetic to the alleged Second Gentleman if he had an affair while married to Kamala. America would understand that.

There was a story in the news today about some kind of helmet that uses a stream of air across your face to eliminate the use of masks. Eliminating man-made illnesses would do more for the public health.

Despite having already elected Kamala as the candidate before the convention event starts, Democrats will still be meeting in Chicago. I guess that they had committed to a predetermined number of riots and protests in the Windy City. Will the local population express their displeasure with the immigrant situation by rioting? Or will they just stand outside the convention holding Venn diagrams showing how illegal immigrants are taking over the country?

The federal government has paused their program where they have flown in thousands of illegal immigrants on charter flights in the middle of the night. I am only speculating, but this is probably related to the upcoming election.

The mainstream media morons keep accusing Republicans of denying that Kamala is black. Being Willie Brown's bedtime toy doesn't change your heritage. Did she become black by injection? In the 2020 campaign her father said that they are not black. Republicans should just quote her father. She's going to need to pick a heritage and run with it. She has obviously acquired the Biden technique of being whatever the group you are addressing is. I'm still waiting for Biden to offer proof that he was actually raised in a Puerto Rican neighborhood and attended a Jewish synagogue before going to his job at the pool letting black kids rub his hairy legs and keeping gangster Corn Pop in line. 

Can somebody just slap the shit out of George StuffingEnvelopes over at ABC? I didn't like him when he was Clinton's mouthpiece. I love how the media morons think. It used to be wrong to call someone black who wasn't black. Now the imagineers who make up the news are telling us that is wrong to not call someone black who isn't black. I will need a Venn diagram on this one.