Sunday Shorts, Shots and Sarcasm

 In the old days before the FBI became a branch of the Democratic Party, they would have already charged Letitia James, Fani Willis, Alvin Bragg and Jack Smith with violating Trump's civil rights. Since they are now operating as the KGB, that won't happen.

The big news this week on network TV news was that the Kennedy family has endorsed Joe Biden for President. I feel better knowing that the "trust fund folks" are supporting Biden. Since most of them are not seriously employed, they have the time to help Jill and the White House staff watch Joe and get him to the crapper on time. 

With the demise of multiple murderer O.J. Simpson, the Kardashian family should have the time to join together and endorse Joe. I heard on NPR that the Brady Bunch has scheduled a press conference next week so that they too, can endorse Dementia Joe. Biden is so excited that Karine Jean-Pierre actually said that the President can't wait to sniff and fondle Marcia Brady.

Biden wanted to try and get an endorsement from the Muppets until someone had to break the news to him that they were puppets. He took the news well and then asked, "Do you mean that Barack has his hand up their asses, too?"

You would think that with all of the technology available, they could train a dog to lead Joe Biden off a stage. Even the dog knows not to crap on stage. Plus, the dog would always be there to shake hands with Biden. No more ghost shakes!!

What's the difference between Putin and Biden? Depends?

MSNBC has already engaged in preliminary talks with attorneys about a possible bankruptcy filing if Trump wins in November. They have also contracted with several counseling firms to deal with grief issues and suicide threats.

My original slam was going to be "Morning Joe has turned into Moaning Joe". Unfortunately, Morning Joe turned into "Yelling Joe" this week. MSNBC needs to get that jerk some professional help. I'm sorry Joe, and that's either Biden or Scarborough, but changes in volume does not make statements truthful. It's not often that you see a husband-and-wife team where both need psychiatric assistance. MSNBC should buy a Powerball ticket with that kind of luck.

I saw where Rep. Ilhan Omar's daughter was among those charged in the arrests at Columbia University on Thursday. Given the nature of Omar's marriage and family tree, the kid could be a sister, aunt or cousin or all of the afore mentioned. We will need some help from Ancestry to chart this one out.

At Columbia's tent village, all of the tents were the same kind. It's almost like someone is supplying all of their needs. Why doesn't Soros help the little bastards find jobs?

All of the protest chants apparently have to rhyme. It's like some kind of "hate" poetry. Is it "refugee rap"? Or would that be racist?

The evils of "groupthink" are available for view at college campuses across the land.

If students are arrested are here on a student visa, they need to be sent back home immediately. They can't come back for trial without a note that says their parents beat them.

There is talk that the House of representatives seeks to make the aid to the Ukraine a loan. Why bother? Biden forgave a larger amount of that in student loans the other day. He won't even break a sweat forgiving a loan to a country that hired his kid.

It's baseball time again and I still fall asleep at a 3-2 count for the first batter. 

I found out last week that a teacher I hated in high school passed away last year. It has been 53 years, but the old axiom that "Time heals all wounds" is still not true. 

If Biden forgiving student loans is not bribing voters, why isn't it? He's not forgiving the loan; he's transferring it to the taxpayers.  Asked what they will do with their loans forgiven, the top answer was "travel". Here's a travel tip. Go to hell you lazy little bastards! Yeah, I feel better now. 

I don't do a lot of forecasts, but if Trump wins in November at least three of the broads on "The View" will kill themselves. Joy will stupid herself to death. You are left to decide the fate of the others.