Saturday Morning Confusion VER 3.9

 Re: The Colorado attempt to interfere with a federal election. I haven't seen the Democrats this angry with the Supreme Court since Brown v. Board of Education. 

Memo to the Mile High crowd: When you try to overthrow the government, you should expect a little resistance.

Has anyone heard from that traffic court judge in Chicago who removed Trump from the ballot? Biden gave her a city full of wetbacks and she blamed Trump. Have they told her about the Supreme Court decision? Is she now going to convict Trump for blocking traffic with an insurrection?

Jamie Raskin? Because shit really is everywhere.

I deal in facts. In the judges and prosecutors involved in all of the Trump cases, black women and men are disproportionately represented. If they were white, we would call it racism. So, what is it called now?

There are 682 immigration judges and in November the backlog of cases numbered more than 3 million. Biden wants another 100 judges to reduce the backlog. That will reduce the backlog to 3836 cases per judge from the current 4400 per judge. Each judge adjudicates around 975 cases per year. So, if they don't let anyone else into the country, they can clear out all the cases in about four years. What are the chances that they won't let anyone else into the country for four years??

Biden's State of the Union speech was the best argument ever made for mandatory retirement age and term limits on politicians.

I just saw a story on the news about Biden's first campaign appearance in Pennsylvania. He was making a speech about millionaires needing to "pay their taxes". Maybe he should share that thought with Hunter? Did the big guy pay taxes on his cut? 

Liberals are aghast that Biden used the term "illegal" to describe the piece of imported shit that killed Lakin Riley. After calling the young lady "Lincoln Riley", did they really expect him to get the rest of the story correct? He read the button given to him by Marjorie Greene and mispronounced it. The illegal alien didn't have a button for Joe's use. Nancy Pelosi said that it was okay for Joe to use that term since it was the best SOTU speech that she had ever seen.

I used to work for an old alcoholic at the Waffle House named Archie Morgan. Normally, he was kind of quiet. If he was drinking, he was more than a little loud. One afternoon I walked in for my shift and saw the VP of Operations and our Division Manager sitting at the counter watching Archie work. Archie looked around and saw me. He greeted me loudly, "Hey Gilbert!! You know my old lady is no wrestler, but you ought to see her box!!" The VP looked at me and said, "Please, go take his place." For some reason, every time that I see Nancy Pelosi on television, I think of that story.

Let's drug test Presidential candidates. Shouldn't the Commander-in-Chief set an example for the troops? That should eliminate the Libertarians. Everyone knows that Libertarians are just Republicans who want to shut down the Federal Reserve and smoke weed. And the Federal Reserve thing is negotiable.

In 1960's Presidential election, Hawaii had two sets of electors. Nobody was ever charged with being a "fake" elector. They were a set of "alternate" electors depending on how the recounts came out. Phony Fani Willis stopped texting and screwing long enough to claim that this has nothing to do with elections now. 

Biden was caught on a hot microphone after the SOTU speech telling some people that he told Bebe Netanyahu that "he was going to have a come to Jesus talk with him". My money's on Netanyahu kicking Biden's ass right out of the Oval Office and down the hall if Biden ever tells him that in person. Biden should be careful; Bebe isn't Corn Pop.  

Biden's big deal going on now is his "Shrinkflation" fraud. He wants manufacturers to put the same amount of candy or cookies or chips that they used to put. If they do that, prices are going to explode. More on this topic later, but the moral of today's message is this is what happens when we elect a moron who has never actually even worked in a real business. I have hired busboys who knew more about how businesses operate than Joe Biden. That's why Hunter had to run the scam and Joe just had to show up for spaghetti and ice cream. 

I asked my wife, "Honey, why don't you ever put me on speakerphone with your friends?" That was on Tuesday, she's still laughing.