Tuesday Tidbits

 Do FBI paid informants get a 1099 form from the FBI at the end of the year? They pay almost all of these people in cash. If not, why not? Has an FBI informant ever been audited? Do they have to declare that money on their tax returns? Is the FBI breaking federal laws by not sending a 1099? Unless your senator is Turncoat Thom Tillis, write them about this. Don't waste your time contacting Turncoat Thom.

Turncoat Thom Tillis continues to demonstrate that he is not a real conservative. He only makes this claim in election years. If King Roy Crapper runs against Turncoat Thom Tillis in 2026, how will we be able to tell them apart? There's an election where everybody loses.

When I see an article with pictures of McConnell, Romney and Tillis, I don't even bother reading. The only place that I want to see those names together is the obituary page.

I hate Tillis so much that I told someone the other day that I was starting to miss John Edwards. Then I woke up and realized that it was all just a bad dream.

Keith Olbermann, the only rabid dog still on television. 

The United States armed forces are not able to meet their recruiting goals even though they have lowered their standards. The "Go woke, go broke!" thing obviously applies in this situation,

The Army has a new slogan out with an old touch. Today's slogan is "Be whatever you identify to be". Don't look for long lines at recruiting offices.

Critics claim that Tucker Carlson is only showing selected clips from the Jan 6 video footage. Isn't that the same thing that the Jan 6 Committee did?

The Carolina Panthers last season traded their best running back to San Francisco. Getting ready for next season they traded their best receiver to the Chicago Bears for a draft pick to get a quarterback in the draft. If you don't have a great runner and a great receiver, why do you need a great quarterback? There's nobody left to hand the ball or throw the ball to. This is why I don't watch sports. Reading the highlights or lowlights is all that I have time to do. 

Memo to David Tepper: Running a football team like a hedge fund just won't work.

In yesterday's rant about Silicon Valley Bank, I forgot to mention that Signature Bank of New York has also failed. The New York Attorney General is so obsessed with the Trump family that she had no time to keep an eye on banks. In her defense, she did not pledge to keep the banks open. 

It finally snowed here on Sunday. My wife can abandon her snow forecasting duties now.

On March 8, President Biden and Dr. Jill Biden (allegedly the smartest woman in the United States) celebrated International Women's Day at the White House. The Presidents Biden awarded an "International Women of Courage Award" to Alba Rueda of Argentina. Don't bother looking her up. 

What an incredible honor for a non-American woman from the President of the United States. If only Alba Rueda was a woman. Alba is in fact a biological man. There are about 4 billion women in the world and the Bidens gave a biological man an award for a woman. After beating those odds, the Presidents Biden should have had the Secret Service rush them to a Seven Eleven to purchase a fistful of Powerball tickets. 

Years ago, I would have had to make this shit up. Not anymore. Thanks, Joe and Jill.