Tuesday Topics, Tales, and Taunts Ver 2.21

 Biden is in Poland today.  How times have changed. In the old days, we would have told "Polak" jokes. Now the Poles are telling "Biden" jokes. They all want to know about the feared gangster, "Corn Pop". Tell 'em Joe!!

Due to Biden leaving the press in the United States, we aren't flooded by the ignorance of our liberal media. We are instead getting a sampling of the liberal European media. I know you are worried about the quality of press coverage. Don't be!  By late afternoon, the news will have brought us the breaking news about what flavor of ice cream Biden ordered today. The smart money is on chocolate chip. Vanilla would be too racist.

The news showed Biden and Zelensky walking the streets of Kiev as air raid sirens sounded. The Russians knew that Biden was there. They weren't going to launch an attack. If you believe that this was a real air raid, get thee back to Tik Tok and MSNBC for your information.

The Ukraine's "security chief" said that they will end the war by parking their tanks in Red Square in Moscow. It's 535 miles from Kiev to Moscow. Hitler couldn't make it. Napoleon couldn't make it. Zelensky, a comedian who played the piano with his dick, isn't going to make that trip as anything other than a prisoner of war. By the way, since it is all about defending Ukraine, why bother taking Moscow? 

Nikki Haley announced for President and liberals lost their minds. A "woman of color" is running for President and liberals don't know whether to shit or go blind. Don Lemon declared that at age 51, Haley was "past her prime". The head of CNN has scheduled some "sensitivity" training for Lemon. The only useful training for Lemon would be training that involves teaching Lemon to ask, "Do you want fries with that?" CNN is wasting their time with Lemon. It's time for them to put the old fag out to pasture. 

Haley's announcement flushed out the liberal hypocrites who claim to want more women to run for political office, but actually only want more brainwashed liberal women to run for office. It's not about being a woman, it's about being liberal.

After winning the Daytona 500, Ricky Stenhouse and his wife went to the Waffle House with Ricky carrying his Daytona 500 trophy. As I have told people for years, you never know who you are going to see at the Waffle House. I worked there for more than six years, and it is the source for more than half of my stories.

I had a dream last night where an F-22 took out Whoopi Goldberg with a Sidewinder after she was identified as a Chinese balloon. 

In the Chicago Public Schools, they have 22 schools where no student is proficient in reading and 33 schools where no student is proficient in math. Proficient is described as performing at grade level. While everyone rushes to rightfully bash the school system, if your kid can't read, it is your fault. 

Sen. John Fetterman, everything that is wrong with elections in the United States. Fetterman is a not walking case for banning early voting.  The media should be indicted for aiding and abetting fraud. Democrats and the media ridiculed Dr. Oz. Who's laughing now?