Thursday Thought Pattern

 After the State of the Union speech, Mitt Romney called George Santos a "sick puppy". Maybe Romney should cram Santos into a dog crate and strap him to the roof of his car before Mitt goes on vacation.  

I don't want Santos or Romney telling people that they are Republicans.

Santos reportedly said, "What an asshole!" after talking to Mitt. The real problem with that remark in a joint session of Congress is that it applies to so many people in the room.

When do we start drug testing Presidents before a speech? Biden's pupils were the size of quarters. Maybe it wasn't drugs. Then again, maybe that's the reason he wears sunglasses so much. You can't tell if he is drugged.

"Second Gentleman" Doug Emhoff greeted Jill Biden with a kiss on the lips. Is he trying to move up to "First Gentleman"? Or is this just the latest distraction from Biden's handlers? Forget about the speech, did you see that kiss?

Let's outlaw teleprompters! Everywhere. If you can't speak coherently, you should not get the job. If you can't speak without a script, they are waiting for you in Hollywood.

I saw that Zelensky visited the United Kingdom yesterday. It's good to see that he's not always begging on the same corner. Maybe the Brits can give him some collared shirts? I heard that London is where Castro got his shirts.

Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana had a short reaction to Biden's SOTU speech. Kennedy wrote, "If you trust the government, you obviously failed history class."

The only people who are dumber than Joe Biden are the liberal news hosts who try to tell us what we just heard Biden say. This is like listening to sports announcers on television. "He throws it deep!" I was just sitting there wondering why that ball was in the air.

I got an e-mail from Thrift Books that asked, "Are you excited about the Oscars next month?" Unfortunately, it was one of those messages that does not allow replies.

Why did the Chinese bother with a spy balloon when it is so easy to send thousands of spies across the southern border?