All in the same weekend?

 Reports this morning are that the Grammy awards show last night lasted four hours. Four hours for singers to tell each other how great they are? They were also celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of "hip hop". How does one celebrate a genre of music where many performers advocate violence and celebrate the degradation of human beings? Of course, they may not be as bad as listening to Taylor Swift sing about the inadequacies and behavior of her most recent lover. That woman should come with a warning label. Thank God that I didn't even consider watching the show. I would never get that four hours back.

The "Pro Bowl" was played in Las Vegas yesterday. It was on ESPN so I didn't even have to scan by it on the remote control. There was a "headline" online about a player who was "seriously injured" at the Pro Bowl. How the hell does anyone get hurt at a flag football game?  I checked all of the Vegas hospitals and he wasn't in the ICU at any of them. I guess that it wasn't that bad. It turns out that he dislocated his big toe. What a horrific injury!! He may never dance in the end zone again.

Wait!! There's more. The injured player did not get mauled in the flag football game; he suffered that horrendous injury in a relay race before the game. I can't believe that there isn't some bottom feeding lawyer lining up plaintiffs for a class action lawsuit against the NFL for fraud by calling the Pro Bowl a football game. Now that the Pro Bowl has landed in the toilet, I implore the NFL commissioner (whoever that may be) to flush this game. Look at the bright side! That may help in your fight to end racism in a group that has a majority of minorities. Las Vegas may have too many Asians and whites for the NFL. Sing your choice of American national anthems as it goes down. 

Here in North Carolina, Duke and UNC played basketball on Saturday. I would tell you who won, but I really don't give a rat's ass. I don't want to know badly enough to click on a tab while online.

There are rumors that the Biden Boys, Joe and Hunter, were in Surfside Beach to watch the takedown of the Chinese balloon. The Secret Service cordoned off a block at the beach where a large Chinese takeout place and an ice cream shop were located. Locals reported two guys in sunglasses pulled up in the National Vette with envelopes marked "Top Secret" flying out of the car. As the younger man threw envelopes to the masses, the older man sniffed passing little girls. "You smell like my daughter" was heard several times.

THIS JUST IN!!!

The Communist Chinese government has announced that they have retained Adam Schiff to represent them in a lawsuit against the United States government. Chinese are claiming their balloon was illegally shot down. The Chinese say that the United States interfered with the Chinese remake of "Around the World in Eighty Days". The movie stars Eric Swalwell and his bunk buddy Fang Fang.  The movie's art director is famed American artist, Hunter Biden. China seeks a jury trial in San Francisco where half of the population are Communists, and they anticipate fair treatment. Schiff has retained Robert Mueller to handle the investigation. Details are on TMZ.