Is there an adult in DC?

 It's Super Bore Sunday and I turned on the computer to find that there was another UFO shot down today. This was over Lake Huron according to current reports. It's time to find some adults in Washington, D.C. to take charge.

Has Gen. Milli Vanilli been in contact with his Chinese counterparts? Milli was pretty chummy with this guy when Trump was President. That's according to Milli's own claims. Are the Chinese letting him know every time they send something our way? 

For my entire life, the United States government has denied the existence of UFOs. All of a sudden, they are everywhere being chased by F-22's. Has Secretary of Transportation Pete Butt-gig weighed in on this issue?  Or is he waiting until Southwest starts canceling flights to give the F-22's the room they need to work? Maybe he floated these "trial balloons" to help route highways that won't be racist?

The Chinese are getting in on it, claiming that their airspace is being violated by UFOs. Maybe they developed a self-return feature on cheap intel gathering equipment?

It could be all of those peace-loving types in Iran, Iraq or Afghanistan. Iran might have developed a nuclear bomb but doesn't have a bomber that will carry it. They are balloon freighting them to North Korea where they will be put onto North Korean missiles and launched 20 miles into the Sea of Japan.

We can go back to my theory that the UFOs are all Ukrainian Flying Objects. Zelensky has probably launched these against Russia, but failed to factor in that the air currents would carry them to other countries. Then our military won't identify them because we supplied them to Ukraine. So, we shoot them down with no explanation. It's not like the military has never lied to us. I like this explanation.

I saved the best for last. All of these spy balloons were launched by a coalition of African nations. They wanted proof that the United States actually had developed a national anthem for each of the racial groups in the nation. They wanted video of everyone who was actually singing "Lift every voice" at the Super Bore.