Gigolo John and more

 My Russian readership has soared with the war in Ukraine. I had four visitors this week from Russia. Prior to this, I had only one Russian visitor in the last 5 years. If you are from Russia and reading this, tell me why.

 The Ukrainians are too busy to read this. They are hustling to shovel more money to Hunter Biden and the Biden Family accounts.

 I actually had several readers from European countries this week. I am trying to picture a couple of guys at a sidewalk cafe in Paris saying, "Did you read Gilbert's page this week?" 

Is "Gigolo John" Kerry the moron of the century? He's worried that the war may affect climate change. The guy who travels in private jets to climate change meetings is worried about the exhaust emissions from tanks. He must have never left the office in Vietnam.

Germany has received an award from the United Nations. They are being honored for NOT starting this potential World War. I guess two out of three is still pretty good. In baseball, that's a Hall of Fame average.

I am returning to full time retirement in a couple of weeks. I have a "to do" list the size of the old Sears catalog of stuff that I want to do at home. My friend the publisher, keeps asking when my book will be ready. You may be reading parts of it now.

Here in Hooterville, we still have AT&T DSL service for the Internet. Hopefully, the cable folks will get here soon. AT&T is not doing anything to support DSL and is actually phasing it out. In reality, they stopped supporting it about twenty years ago, they just didn't tell us. 

Gen Milli Vanilli has spent all of his time worrying about "white rage" in the United States armed forces. I guess that he forgot the Russians are mostly white. 

For tonight's State of The Union speech, Democrats are quietly praying for either a massive blackout to hit DC or a complete sentence coming from "Brain Dead" Biden's mouth. There is about an equal chance that one of those will happen.

The only real question tonight is whether Biden will drop to his knees and beg Joe Manchin to support BBB. Biden thinks that the answer to inflation is to borrow money we don't have, to spend on stuff we don't need.  for people who don't care and won't work. Sounds like a typical Democratic plan to me.

Tonight, is your chance to see Kameltoe Harris live at the State of the Union. She will go back into hibernation until the fall. This will be as close to the border as she will ever get.

 I heard that they are keeping Secretary of Homosexual Transport, Pete Buttigieg, elsewhere as the "designated survivor" in case of a nuclear strike or a Joe Biden fart. 

The same Ukrainians who lied about paying the Biden family members for political favors are now releasing body counts on Russian casualties. Suddenly they are all to be believed??

Buttigieg is leaving for Ukraine tomorrow to study whether the Russians are committing atrocities like driving on "Racist" highways. I heard that he is leading a group of volunteers called "The not so Rough Riders". The unit is sponsored by KY products.  Maybe he will teach Ukrainian homosexual soldiers how to chest feed their adopted children?

Democrats keep telling us the "inflation is transitory". The war in Afghanistan was "transitory" and we all saw how that ended.