Tuesday Topics, Taunts, and Teasers

 Is Russia about to invade Ukraine? Who knows?  However, for the first time since I started writing this swill in 2006, I had a reader from Russia stop by over the weekend. Somewhere in Russia, some poor slob is saying "I am getting shipped to the Ukranian front, let me see what Gilbert has to say before I leave." Really? Is it that dire?

Is Justin Trudeau really the illegitimate son of Fidel Castro? Does anyone outside of Canada care? The Cubans sure don't want him being a relative. Maybe he can sign up for one of those Ancestry.com DNA tests? If he is Castro's love child, maybe he can move down there. He will be at home with the Communists.

With a name like Trudeau, has he read about the French Revolution? Does he know how the King's story ends?  Is Mrs. Trudeau named Marie? Does his wife suggest that people eat cake?

The People's Republic of Canada has a government filled with slow learners. I guess that they are all unfamiliar with the American Revolution. Just for your information Justin, it wasn't a large group of Americans who started the Revolution. The Boston Tea Party served as a warning to the British government. The Freedom Convoy is your Boston Tea Party. WRITE IT DOWN!!

In Canada, they are more multi-cultural than we are here in the United States. The more numerous the variety of cultures, the more likely you are to have problems. Remember Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia, and the USSR? 

Liberals believe that socialism/communism did not cause the failure of the USSR. They just were unlucky in having 75 straight years of bad weather. Global warming never made it to the USSR.

Justin Trudeau was terrified and claimed that he had seen a swastika and a Confederate flag in a protest. I have seen a lot of pictures and all that I saw was Canadian flags. I am assuming that with Justin's ignorance on subjects not Canadian, he may have seen a Confederate battle flag. Justin, since we couldn't get your folks on our side during the Civil War, maybe we have another chance at that. By the way, we should have confused him and sent some First National Confederate flags up there.

In this country, Trudeau would be a liberal Democrat. He's a lot like Biden, except without the hair plugs and plastic surgery. They have similar thought processes, which is to say none.

On the radio yesterday morning, they were having a contest. You could win a pair of concert tickets by naming a Stupor Boll commercial with two straight white males in it. They are trying again today to give away those tickets. 

A story online yesterday claims that people who trade in cryptocurrencies are "white supremacists".  Is there any problem on the planet not caused by white people?

In the "words that I am sick of hearing" category is "equity". Let me be brief. Life is a math problem. Equal outcomes require equal input. Reality is cruel, that's why liberals avoid it.