Safety Rules for Biden

 Joe Biden was heard recently calling a Fox reporter a "stupid son of a bitch" on a live microphone. It won't be long before the Central Committee who controls Biden, bans reporters from any Biden appearance. 

Liberals, AKA Democrats, are not good with safety rules. The first rule of gun safety is "The gun is always loaded". Alec Baldwin did not follow that rule, and someone died. There are people in jail for the same thing Baldwin did, but liberals walk free.

So, maybe we need to put together a list of safety rules and pointers for the Central Committee to use in handling their patient. Pardon me, their President.

1. The microphone is always on. He's the President, that's just the way it is.

2. The camera is always filming. See Rule #1.

3. Reporters are always going to ask questions. It's their job. You can reduce all of these random questions by allowing actual unscripted, unapproved questions asked by randomly selected reporters at real press conferences. Try holding one.

4. Tell Joe to stop attacking people who ask a question that he can't answer. That's getting to be too large a crowd. After a while, even the mainstream bootlickers and ass kissers will tire of his abuse and turn on him.

5. The diaper is always dirty. Does this rule ever change? Depends. Don't let him stay on stage for two hours, he may be soiled.

6. The doctor is always in. Dr. Fauci, of course, is always in the news. Have him step up his lies to take the heat off Joe.

7. Last, but certainly not least, you are going to need to find a positive spin on the term "word salad". Lots of folks are using that term after listening to Joe "answer" a question.

In a related matter to Joe's press habits, where have all of the fact checkers gone? Asking for a friend.

I actually read in an article where some leftist editor said that they don't fact check Biden because he doesn't lie as much as Trump. But if they aren't checking every syllable of every word, like they did with Trump, how do they know?

Here's a few leads for the press to check out.

Was there ever a gang leader called Corn Pop who knew Joe?

Did Joe ever really drive an 18-wheeler?

Find one of those kids who Biden claimed used to like to rub his "hairy legs" at the pool.

What was his actual class ranking at law school?

Did he really get three college degrees?

Did he ever get arrested in a civil rights protest? Extra credit if you prove that he got arrested at a civil rights march for picking up Kamala Harris where she claimed that she fell out of her stroller. Did they charge him with fondling her while she was looking for "feedom"?

I'm not holding my breath waiting for the mainstream press to investigate anything related to Biden. You shouldn't either. Instead, shoot your television!!