Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Troubled Tuesday

It's time to do those "man on the street" interviews and ask people to show you where Ukraine is on a map. I bet that 40% won't even get the right continent.

If Europe is dismayed by the Russian moves, where are all of the European troops?

Trump was right. European nations don't want to invest in their own defense. Why should we care?

Is Hunter Biden reporting for duty with the Ukrainian army? Is he hustling crack pipes to throw the Russian troops off-guard? Will the "Big Guy" get a cut of this action? 

Maybe Justin Trudeau will volunteer to lead the Ukrainian army. Having outlawed bounce houses at political rallies, he's primed to take on the Russians.

There are many Democrats who say that we should do whatever it takes to stop the Russians. I will point out that we have not won a war since 1945 and we have had several opportunities. The only bright side is that the Russians also failed in Afghanistan. That may have actually been a factor in the USSR dissolving. But no one here wants to talk about that. 

Are Americans willing to pay $5 a gallon for gas to keep Russia out of a country historically dominated by Russia?

Biden's Cabinet meetings make the cast of Cheers look like a Mensa meeting.

If Trump were still President, he would have recalled our ambassador to Canada by now. Eh?

Why aren't blacks charged with hate crimes for their attacks on Asian-Americans? Axing for a friend. 

Is Alejandro Mayorkas, Secretary of Homeland Security, the most worthless sack of crap to ever hold that job?  Open minds, open borders, open your checkbooks, the Democrats are here.

Republican Senators are calling for Mayorkas to resign. I guess that Biden has neither the brains, nor the spine to fire Mayorkas. Maybe Jill can do that?

Someone is going to have to fire Mayorkas, he's not smart enough to quit.

After the ratings disaster of the Winter Olympics, NBC says that they are starting their comeback to the top with the State of the Union Address on March 5. They are hoping that Biden will be coherent for the entire hour that night. 

As mask mandates drop like autumn leaves on a windy day, "Two Mask Tony" Fauci hasn't been seen on television in days. Rand Paul wins by default.

You don't hear much out of the Senate while they wait for their Democrat margin to recover from a stroke. Mitch McConnell has yet to take advantage of the situation. It's time for Mitch to let a real conservative lead.

I saw that San Francisco Mayor London Breed had at one point been an intern in Willie Brown's office. Apparently, Kamala is just one of a line of female politicians who came out of Willie's office?

Roy Cooper is out speaking against mask mandates after the science of political polls showed that Dems are going to get their asses kicked in November. Bad news Roy, we will remember in November.

When I was young, we told "Little Moron" jokes. As a teen, we told "Polok" jokes. Now we have met Joe Biden and all of the jokes make sense.

Democrats just can't help it. Mayor LaToya Cantrell of New Orleans reinstated a mask mandate a couple of weeks ago. She was photographed at a party she held where almost no one was wearing a mask. Maybe, like the Los Angeles mayor at a football game, she held her breath for the whole party. Have these folks not heard of cameras?

In September of 2020, I went back to work part time. They told me they needed me to work two or three months. Eighteen months later, March 21 will mark my last day at work and the end of the longest "three months" of my life. This will be my third try at retirement. I am optimistic that this one will take.

My wife and I have invested in a travel trailer and a new truck to pull it. The antique show, car show, flea market season starts on March 24. I am taking my "Sounds of Sarcasm" tour out on the road. Stuff for Sale!!!



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