Cheap shots and random slams

 In San Francisco the other day, three school board members were recalled in an election for spending too much time and money on racial equity and not enough on getting schools open after pandemic closings. Liberals in San Francisco losing? Somebody needs to mark this date in history.

Only God can make a true random selection.

Over at CNN, Jeff Zucker's girlfriend resigned the other day. They are just cutting payroll to adjust for their still dropping ratings. How long before they can the famed flamer Don Lemon. Soon they will have to pay cable companies to carry their crap. 

In Canada, Justin Trudeau continues his drive to be Canada's first dictator. He has imposed a national state of emergency to stop a non-violent protest. This is an actual nonviolent protest involving a multi-cultural group of truckers. It is not to be confused with a "mostly peaceful" BLM protest where they loot and then burn entire city blocks.

There is a rumor that Justin Trudeau is the love child of Fidel Castro and Margaret Trudeau. If this is true, Fidel Castro is somewhere in hell today wishing that he had spent a quarter for a condom that night.

Biden has announced that if Russia invades the Ukraine, energy prices will go up some more. Pelosi better go ahead and reserve a moving van for November. 

How are we going to supply Europe with gas and oil when Biden has cut production here? Biden is the answer to the question, how stupid can one man be?

Obama was right when he said, "Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up."

Do news "reporters" all live in some kind of cloistered communities where they only talk to other reporters and anchors?  I actually watched about five minutes of local news the other day. I was torn between using the remote or the Ruger to turn off the set.

For all of the renewable energy advocates, the sun does not always shine, the river does not always flow, the wind does not always blow. However, coal and oil always burn. When your windmill freezes in an ice storm, you will understand.

A report yesterday said that the oceans will rise 12" by the year 2050. The polar ice cap was going to all melt by 2010. People who can't tell me if it will rain on Friday pretend to know the weather for the next thirty years. Put me down as a skeptic. 

Just to confirm my reputation as a curmudgeon, how do we know that the sea is rising? Maybe the land is sinking under the weight of development. Maybe we need lighter buildings? Are you not familiar with the Johnson theory? Nobody laughed when Congressman Hank Johnson asked about whether the island of Guam would tip over with too many people on it. That's actually incorrect. I laughed my ass off.

On the radio yesterday, some caller claimed that this year's halftime show was the best Super Bowl halftime show in history. That's like being the smartest guy at a Biden family reunion.