Monday, September 08, 2008

Monday Morons and Madness

I stopped last night at Target to pick up a prescription. I told the young lady that I wanted to pick up a prescription for Gilbert Jones. She searched the rack for a couple of minutes and turned back to me, "What is your name, again?" I repeated, "Gilbert Jones." A couple of more minutes of searching and she turned back to me and asked, "What is your first name?" Stunned that anyone that stupid had not worked for me at some point, I replied, "Gilbert, my first name is Gilbert. The last name is Jones, shall I spell it for you?" If it had been a blood pressure medication, I would have swallowed the bottle.
Memo to my wife: You pick it up next time.

Best line of the week and it came from a liberal Jewish Democrat who is a regular customer at T&S. "Obama should have picked Hillary for VP. That way he would not have to worry about assassination attempts. Who would want her to move up?"

The Boston Herald ran a story about Sarah Palin's hairstyle. It described her style as passe and twenty years out of date. I am reluctant to accuse anyone of sexism BUT, I can't find a Herald story about Joe Biden's head being sodded with hair plugs. Where would I find that story?

The new television season is starting and PBS is running their Festival fund-raising programming. Guess that I will have plenty of time to blog.

Oprah doesn't want to interview Sarah Palin until after the campaign. The only political candidates that she interviews before the election are liberal black Senators running for President.

A study shows that Obama has a more liberal voting record than Bernie Sanders. Sanders is the only admitted Socialist in the Senate.

Alaska- Where the air is cold and the governor's hot!


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