Pardon Me, Miss...

 I thought that Robert Goulet's version was the best of the bunch, but none can compare to the Hunter Biden version put out by the Democrats and Joe Biden yesterday.

Can you picture Hunter Biden singing, "Pardon me miss, but I have never done this, with a real live girl"? Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

The same Democrats who have spent the last four years telling us what a great job Ma Garland and his team of partisan prosecutors have done are suddenly in the position of having to admit that Trump is right about the Department of Injustice. You have to hand it to the Dims, they can completely change their beliefs at the sound of the tone.

Joe Biden claims that if Hunter's last name was anything other than Biden, he would never have been prosecuted by the Department of Injustice. They may be true, just like Melania's underwear drawer would have never been searched if her last name was anything other than Trump. Maybe some enterprising journalist will ask Martha Stewart for comments about the Department of Injustice.

To be honest, I didn't think that Joe Biden would pardon Hunter. But I did expect Donald Trump to pardon Hunter Biden on his first day in office. Now he doesn't have to do that. While Biden is being excoriated for pardoning Hunter, Trump would have appeared as magnanimous for doing that. You gotta love how the press paints pictures for us.

The only reason that the Department of Injustice (DOIJ) prosecuted Hunter Biden is they had to give the "illusion of fairness" while trying to destroy Donald Trump. Hunter Biden was just collateral damage to Ma Garland and his band of lying leftist bastards.

Is there any evidence of corruption at the DOIJ? Let's start with the trial of Donald Trump in New York City. The number three man at the DOIJ left the DOIJ to work as an assistant in Alvin Bragg's office. This led to the trial of Donald Trump on what are essentially bullshit charges that will not stand up through an appeal. Let's take a look at all of the communications between the DOIJ and Fat Alvin Bragg. This whole thing fails the "sniff" test.

In the Georgia case, Nathan Wade met twice, according to his expense reports, with the White House Counsel. Did he meet with anyone with the DOIJ? Again, let's see all of the communications between the DOIJ and Phony Fani Willis.

A few days ago, Democrats were screaming about the character of Matt Gaetz and how he would destroy the integrity of the Department of Injustice. How could anyone destroy "integrity" that simply does not exist? Yesterday, Joe Biden destroyed any ideas about the "integrity" of the Department when he basically agreed with Donald Trump and the Republican party about the DOIJ. 

I can't wait for some Democrat senator to question the nomination of Pam Bondi as Attorney General. They have got a Department of Corruption at the DOIJ. Who could do worse than Merrick Garland? The President for the last four years has criticized the performance of the DOIJ. The incoming, present and past President have criticized the DOIJ. By now, even the slow among you must understand the need for a deep cleaning of the leadership at the DOIJ.

The Senate needs to confirm Bondi as Attorney General and Kash Patel as head of the FBI. As my grandmother used to say, "A new broom sweeps clean."  I can't let that pass without the old story about Rolls Royce building a new limo for Queen Elizabeth many years ago. The car had a bed in it for the Queen to use for naps. Headlines in Britain read, "New brougham sleeps Queen." And that's the worst in humor today.

We don't need a politician at the DOIJ, we need a bulldozer. Let's get Patel and Bondi on the case.