Saturday, September 07, 2024

Who you calling Weird, Willis?

 I saw that Liz Cheney has announced that she is supporting Kamala Harris. She also claims that her father supports Harris. When asked about this, a Trump campaign spokesman said, " Who the f*** is Liz Cheney?" Maybe Dick Cheney will take Kameltoe hunting with him?

Liz Cheney has overstayed her five minutes of fame. Pack it in, Liz! She's in that "struggling to remain relevant" thing with Sleepy Joe Biden.

The Democrats are running a campaign where their top two candidates will not, cannot and do not answer questions. If we had more than lap dogs for media reporters, someone would ask them about this. Alas, mainstream media reporters have their heads so far up the asses of Kameltoe and Tampon Tim that there is no daylight visible.

Someone in the television hierarchy needs to ask this question about them not taking questions. No one with more than a room temperature IQ is holding their breath while this develops. 

Tampon Tim shakes hands with his wife on national television and reporters call Republicans "weird". JD Vance and his wife have three children. Apparently they don't share a lot of handshakes.

Without any actual policies to talk about, the Democrats are campaigning on a "Good Vibrations" platform. They considered playing the song but abandoned that idea when they found out that it was from a group of old white guys.  

If the Republicans could just lose their fear of creativity and constructive sarcasm, they would call me for campaign advice. I would suggest that they spoof the old Wendy's ad where the old lady screams "Where's the beef?" Play a clip where Tampon Tim or Kameltoe are droning on about nothing and have Granny start yelling. "Where's the meat?" How hard can this be?

The Democrats come up with words for themselves and their media accomplices to use Do you remember when Kamala described Robert Hur's report as "gratuitous". Within a few hours the airwaves were filled with ass kissing liberals saying "gratuitous". I have ten bucks that says Kamala can neither define nor spell "gratuitous". A couple of weeks ago, the word was "weird". Everyone in the Democratic media Mafia was using the word "weird". Yesterday, I saw a billboard in Charlotte that said "JD Vance as Vice President. WEIRD". 

My wife was riding with me when I saw the billboard and asked, "What do they mean by 'weird"? I had to explain the Dims and their Word of the Day program for their butt kissing media accomplices. 

I hate to take cheap shots but no one in Charlotte is actually worried about JD Vance. They are more worried about David Tepper and his crappy Carolina Panthers. He's been through six head coaches

For me "weird" is not just a word for Democrats. It's also an acronym. In reality, it means "We Enjoy Irritating Rabid Democrats". 



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