Words of Wisdom on Wednesday

 Kamala Harris and her supporters claim that Trump does not pronounce her name correctly. For the last fifty years or so black employees have pronounced my name as "Mista Gibbert" instead of "Gilbert". I got over it and so can you, Kameltoe!!

I looked on the DNC schedule for Monday and saw that Ashley Biden was going to introduce Joe Biden on Monday night. Was Hunter busy in China? Was Ashley just going to tape the introduction from the shower she was sharing with Joe? Did Doug Emhoff kiss Jill before she spoke? Dims were hoping for a rerun of that moment from the State of the Union speech. It's not every day that the First Lady slips the Second Gentleman the tongue.

It was almost 11:30 PM in the East when Biden finally got to the podium in Chicago. They claim that this was not planned but no one but mouth breathers believes that. I didn't see it, but those that did said that Joe spent a lot of time yelling about things. That would explain all those people posting on TikTok about that "infomercial" that was all across television last night. An acquaintance said that he kept waiting for them to put the phone number on the screen that you could call to order that car polish.

Any notion that the mainstream media is impartial goes down the shitter every time that some newscaster parrots the Word of the Day from the Democratic Party. Can you say "weird"?

Tim Walz is taking the lead on health care reform in the annual Democratic Party attempt to socialize medical care. He isn't wasting any time. He has three meetings scheduled for Friday. He is meeting Dr. Pepper at 10, 2 and 4. 

In other news, apparently Walz told Kamala that Dr. Pepper is white guy malt liquor. If only he had been drinking Dr. Pepper before he met that trooper years ago?

In Chicago on Tuesday, the Dims installed a third row of fencing after protestors broke through one row yesterday. Why didn't Kamala think of this for the border?

Democrats have the biggest balls in the universe. Right now, their sales pitch is basically this. "We haven't done shit right in the last three and a half years, but if you will elect us again, we promise to do a bunch of stuff next term."

Kameltoe keeps talking about what she is going to do "on Day One". What about tomorrow? It's not like Uncle Joe is doing anything. Why doesn't she just move into the Oval Office for the next few months?  She could just get there at 6:00 AM and work until noon. That will keep her from running into Joe even when he's in town. 

Biden's on vacation again, so he won't notice that she is using the Oval Office. This time he's vacationing in California. I guess that he wants to watch sunsets at the beach instead of sunrises. He can't get up early enough to catch a sunrise in Delaware. But will Dr. Jill let him stay up late enough to catch a sunset in California?

There was a story in the news last week about a female Secret Service agent who took time to breastfeed her baby on the job. I didn't believe it until I read that Joe Biden had told them to put her on his security detail. Joe said that someone needs to help Dr. Jill with his meals

I am not watching the convention or the television news this week, but I saw that Barack Obama was scheduled to speak on Tuesday night. He is expected to acknowledge that he is supporting Kameltoe so that he can be the second president to serve four terms. I will wait for the coverage from MSNBC.  You have to love those schmucks at MSNBC. MSNBC is the National Enquirer of television networks. 

Josh Stein, Democratic candidate for North Carolina governor is doing the impossible. He is making Roy Cooper, the current governor, look like a class act. See his website at DemocraticDouchebag.com .

Is Robert Kennedy Jr. going to endorse Trump in exchange for an appointment heading up the Forest Service? He's obviously familiar with bears and other wild game.

I haven't picked out a favorite group to support in the Chicago riots yet.