Watergate Redux?

 On Sunday evening a man broke into a Trump field office in Ashburn, Virginia a city in suburban Washington, DC. While the security camera shows the man's face, he has not yet been identified. That this would happen in Loudoun County, one of the most liberal areas in Virginia is probably just a coincidence. Yeah, right!! Remember Watergate??

Kameltoe Harris will travel to Raleigh on Friday to outline a plan "to lower costs for middle-class families and take on corporate price-gouging". Kackling Kommunist Kamala is trying to blame high prices on free enterprise while the government continues to give away money that we don't have. If KKK had ever worked in a private business and not slopped her life away at the government trough, she might understand how that whole "free enterprise" thing works.

The left wants us to elect Kamala Harris because she is allegedly "black". These are the same people who oppose Mark Robinson, an actual black man, in his race for North Carolina governor. They only cite race as a qualification when it is convenient.

We live in a world where you can get your dog's DNA checked, but elected officials are allowed to claim any heritage they want. A quick DNA test might indicate that Kameltoe and Cherokee squaw Liz Warren share a common ancestry.

Trump ventured to the "belly of the beast" today and spoke in Asheville. In Asheville, a conservative is anyone who isn't a bisexual. We can only hope that Kamala's campaign will get confused and have Kamala do a rally in Asheboro. You have to be from North Carolina or have visited Asheboro to understand that one.

The Secret Service, home of the Secret Shitters, has announced that they will not allow any police units working an event with them to wear "Secret Service" patches on their uniforms anymore. Given the rapidly declining reputation of the Secret Service, I can't believe that any self-respecting law officer would want to wear a Secret Service patch.

Why are so many Democratically controlled states trying to keep Robert Kennedy Jr. off their ballots? What are they afraid is going to happen? If a Republican state did that, it would be some kind of election suppression.

In another incredible coincidence, the federal government has released documents where Hunter Biden was trying to get some help for Burisma. That message was from 2016, but it was not found and released until after Joe Biden dropped out of the Presidential race. WOW!! What were the odds? I am sticking with my belief that Joe has already pardoned Hunter but won't make it public until after the election.

Waiting in line at the grocery store the other day, my shopping cart was between me and the woman checking out before me. She looked back at me and said, "I guess that you haven't heard of social distancing." In my usual charming manner, I responded. "Yes, I heard that it has no effect on the spread of COVID. I heard that it set the education of our children back two years. I heard that they just pulled that six feet distance out of their asses with no scientific justification. Finally, I heard that no one with more than a room temperature IQ believes in it. Got any more questions?" The woman departed quickly, and the cashier may still be laughing. You don't get tossed a softball like that very often. Food prices are enough to make you angry, idiots are just frosting on the cake.

Joe Biden is scheduled to speak on the first night of the Democratic Convention in Chicago. The Secret Service is trying to get him in and out of town before the demonstrations start. They are afraid that he may recognize "Corn Pop" in the crowd and try to take him out behind the convention center.