Lack of care for the DNC

 When someone mentioned the DNC, I thought they were talking about the surgery for women. Or if you are a Democrat, men who menstruate.

I am swearing off watching the news for the next five days. If I want to watch someone sing "If I only had a brain", I will switch to the "Wizard of Oz". Besides that, most of the first day will be some old guy screaming at people to get off his lawn. And the week goes downhill from there.

We have to count every vote unless it is a Democratic primary. None of the votes count in that. What's the irony in the biggest threat to democracy is actually a group named Democrats? Who knew? Everyone.

Watching Tim Walz lick Kameltoe's ass leaves me longing to watch an old rerun of Sgt. Bilko. Maybe it's more like Sgt. Carter and Gomer Pyle. Does Kameltoe sing?

Kameltoe criticizes Trump for him calling her and other dweebs names. Let's find out the facts about the federal government's involvement in the charges against Trump before telling him to stop. Why did Phony Fani's lover meet twice with the White House Counsel? Why did a guy leave a position in the Justice Department to work for Fat Alvin Bragg? When in the last 235 years were "alternate slates of electors" labeled as a crime? The election fraud of 2020 took place at the Democratic Party offices. It's pretty ballsy to try to destroy a guy financially and send him to prison and then whine because he calls you names.

How many rioters from Minneapolis are still in prison? How many people from January 6 are still in prison?

Kamala was trying to raise money to bail out Minneapolis rioters. How much did she raise to bail out January 6 rioters?

Is Tampon Tim just Sergeant Snorkel in reality? Google "Beetle Bailey" if you don't know Sergeant Snorkel.

What would have happened if Tim Walz had asked Kamala about black tacos? If white tacos are mayonnaise and tuna, are black tacos fried chicken and malt liquor?

Are the "reporters" from MSNBC going to actually be at the convention? Or are they faking it again?

I am fascinated that someone from California wants to tell us that she wants to control prices. Everything in California costs more than almost any other state except Hawaii and she wants us to do what they do there? If only, she had done anything in California.

What is it about the situation in San Francisco that the rest of the nation needs to copy? Is it the homelessness? Is it the crime rate? Is it the smash and grabs? Is it the businesses fleeing San Francisco in droves? Is it the absence of morals and common sense? Is it the complete failure of the educational system?

When I suggest that "common sense isn't common", San Francisco is my case study. 

I am pretty sure that I can survive if I don't watch the DNC.