Stuff and Such

 Kameltoe Harris claims that she is at a disadvantage in her upcoming debate with Donald Trump. They are going by the rules that Joe Biden's campaign demanded that Trump accept. Why don't you blame Joe, Kameltoe?

The FBI asserted that the school shooter in Georgia was "on our radar". They had informed the local authorities who talked to the father, and he claimed that the boy could not access the weapons. If the father had tried to speak at a school board meeting, the FBI would have been all over his ass. If the kid had held a sign in front of an abortion clinic, he would have been in jail and not able to kill anyone. But because he didn't violate any of the laws that liberals hold sacred, he was free to grab some guns and kill innocent people. 

"On our radar" is the new FBI standard excuse for piss poor performance. The Trump shooter was nicknamed "school shooter" while in high school. His parents never went to a school board meeting to protest, so the FBI left the kid alone. I am not any kind of law enforcement expert, but someone who is called "school shooter" by his friends probably needs some attention.

Ma Garland is going to have "on our radar" translated into Latin and put on the FBI insignia.

In the never-ending saga of Phony Fani Willis in Atlanta, a new story came out the other day. It seems that a few days ago, Phony Fani's daughter was arrested for driving on a suspended license. While the police took Kinaya Willis away to jail, Phony Fani showed up to take her daughter's car home. In the bodycam video from the police officer, Phony showed up accompanied by the guy with whom she has no relationship, Nathan Wade. I am assuming that they were splitting the cost of the gas to get Kinaya's car. With all of that cash around the house, why didn't Phony just send a wrecker to get the kid's car? Were she and Wade just taking a breather?

Kameltoe Harris is peddling a recent story that she worked summers at McDonald's. Put me down for skeptical. There is no evidence of her ever mentioning this job at any other time in history. This is what happens when you work with Joe Biden for more than a week, you start making shit up. Kameltoe claims that she worked the ice cream machine at Mickey D's. That must have been what caused the machines to malfunction every day since then. If you want to know if Kameltoe actually worked at McDonald's, ask her to tell you what the "Seven things on a hamburger" are. Yes, I had friends at McDonald's.

We can change everything in Washington with a tall oak tree and a long piece of rope. 

Tim Walz has done what I have for years thought was impossible. Walz makes Barack Obama look like some kind of pillar of masculinity. Was Walz required to have shots to neutralize any testosterone that might be present in his body? I was surprised to see that he was married to a woman, albeit one who loves the smell of burning cities.

Hunter Biden pled guilty to several tax charges today. He's scheduled to be sentenced in December. The White House continues to claim that Joe Biden "will not pardon Hunter or commute his sentence". I learned enough about grammar during the Clinton (Bill, not Hillary) Administration to ask questions. "Will not" does not rule out "I already have". By the way, Joe also said that he was NOT going to drop out of the race. Should we ask Nancy Pelosi if Hunter is going to get pardoned?

Robert Kennedy Jr. had to sue to get onto the ballots of several states. Now, he wants to get his name off some of those ballots and the same states won't do that. I am sure that it is just a coincidence that those states have election boards run by Democrats. Nobody cheats like a liberal!!