Pi are squared

 Yes, today was Pi Day. Thursday 3.14. It was also Albert Einstein's birthday, but no one can be expected to remember that much. 

At Bojangles, we used to run a special on sweet potato pies on March 14. I forgot to go by a Bo's and check on that today. That's what happens as you get old. I didn't think that would have been a good stop anyway on my way to a doctor's appointment.

However, after the doctor's office, I stopped at the donut shop and picked up a couple of apple fritters to share with my beloved. Happy Pi Day Honey!!

Chuck the Schmuck Schumer told the Israelis today that they need to replace their government leader. No word yet from Netanyahu on what we should do with Biden. Bebe probably realizes that Joe is not the person who is actually in charge anyway. This was an act by Schumer so stupid that Lindsey Graham spoke about it in the Senate this afternoon. 

Tell me again why American Jews keep supporting Democrats, especially as Rabbi Dov Fischer likes to call them, "self-loathing Jews" like Chuck the Schmuck Schumer.

Chuck Schumer is a really smart guy. It's a shame that he keeps saying and doing such incredibly stupid shit like telling another country to remove their leader. We are supposed to be their friends, Chuck.

I never used the phrase "Read the room" until Biden and Schumer teamed up to destroy the nation. That's our nation, Chuckles.

I found out from my doctor that the ACC Basketball tournament is being played this week. There's another good reason not to turn on the television today.

I keep seeing older people on television who have obviously had a facelift. Does somebody take all of the mirrors out of your house while you are having the surgery? Years ago, Kenny Rogers had a facelift. My wife would always say the same thing when she saw a picture of Kenny after the surgery. "There's Kenny after the accident."

Why do so many oldsters do commercials after the surgery? Other than the obvious fact that they have to pay for the surgery. The other night while watching television a commercial came on. My wife asked, "Who is that woman?" I responded, "They claim that it is Marie Osmond." My wife said, "She looks okay, she just doesn't look like Marie Osmond." We won't discuss Marlo Thomas, Kathy Lee Gifford, or the Asian looking guy claiming to be Wayne Newton. Susan did suggest that Wayne and Kenny must have used the same surgeon.

Balance of Nature vitamins? Who wouldn't take pills rather than eat an orange? Other than me.

Who is it that Biden is worried about getting in trouble with if he answers questions from the press? Will he be disciplined by the evil Dr. Jill? Will he have to go to bed without his ice cream?

Just a random thought, but where was Dr. Jill when Joe was showering with his daughter? 

That call it DEI, because DIE would just be too obvious and honest. 

There are no plans to evacuate any American citizens from Haiti according to a Biden spokesman. Those folks might not be able to get home, but the Biden administration is working on plans to handle the expected influx of Haitian refugees. There certainly makes sense, at least in some perverse alternate universe. 

Long ago and far away in a place called the Waffle House, we had a customer who had been an officer in the Marines. He had been to Haiti in 1963 and then in 1965 he was sent to Vietnam for a year. More than once, he told me that he felt safer in Vietnam.

At a history group meeting the other night, we were trying to solve the issue in Haiti, and someone volunteered that the problem in Haiti was that so many people there are voodoo practitioners. Maybe instead of the Marines, we should send the New Orleans Police Department. 

The gene pool in Haiti needs a good cleaning.

I have had all that I can stand. First, it was commercials for Lume, a deodorant for women. Now, the same gynecologist who came up with Lume has developed Mando, a deodorant for men. She claims that it will work on a man's package.  Does package mean mail or male? Of course, the question that begs asking is how many men does she smell as a gynecologist? I think this whole trans thing has gone too far. Or is all of this stinking a result of those government decreed "low flow shower heads"? Just another reason to vote the bastard Biden out!! Give Biden a tube of that Lume and he will put it on some little girl's hair! Or squeeze the whole tube into a sugar cone.