Saturday Satire and Sarcasm

 I am not a basketball fan, but they are playing the ACC tournament in Brooklyn tonight. For a conference that started in Greensboro, there is just something wrong with playing a championship game in Brooklyn.

Biden either needs to find a stunt double with a brain and some level of language skills or stop sending Cameltoe Harris on overseas trips. I can understand him wanting to get her out of town, but I don't think that showing off our mistake is a good idea. The lights are on, but no one is at home.

We need to stop passing legislation in Congress that all members of Congress have not read. Maybe we need to require they pass a test on the content of the bill before voting. To vote on a bill that you have not read completely and understand is an abrogation of a lawmaker's responsibility to his constituents. Congressional leaders who force votes before everyone has the chance to read and study the bill should be removed from office.  The idea that "We have to pass a bill so that we can see what's in it" is the height of irresponsibility.

Our representatives in Congress all have a little ID pin that they wear to access the Capitol and other areas. Many of these same folks oppose requiring citizens to show ID to vote. Ask them to explain this contradiction.

If you believe that the price of gas has doubled because of Putin, you are on the wrong website.

An Alabama man had his personalized plate cancelled by the State of Alabama because they said it was offensive. It read "LGBFJB". The state contends that this means "Let's Go Brandon F*ck Joe Biden". There are a few issues here. First, the state is assigning their words to the letters. That's a lot to figure out as a car passes you on the highway. Second, how many people in Alabama can figure that out fast enough to be offended? It is Alabama. Third, I don't agree with the state's interpretation. I think that it stands for "Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, For Joe Biden". That is as logical as the state's claim. 

Why doesn't the State of Alabama compel the Sothern Poverty Law Center to change their name? They are awash in donated money. Let's check their financial reserves. After all, the employees refer to their office building as the "Poverty Palace". Now, that's offensive!

Why is the United States financially supporting biolabs in other countries?  Can this research not be done in this country? If not, why not? Something is wrong with this whole story. Why are we sending money to other countries? Are we out of scientists in America? How about some factual information on what our money is paying to be studied?

I read a story the other day about the many changes at Victoria's Secret. I see that they are employing Megan Rapinoe, the famous lesbian soccer player. To find out that a lesbian kicks balls for a living is hardly surprising. Her Victoria Secret deal shows that wokeness is on the rise. I figured her to be a jockstrap and cup kind of girl. Maybe the next time she kneels for the national anthem, she can show that she is wearing Victoria Secrets products.

In a speech before the Russians invaded Ukraine, Putin claimed that the Ukrainians were trying to use materials from Chernobyl to make some kind of "dirty" nuclear weapon. This was not reported until. almost two weeks later and then by primarily foreign news sources. They all said that Putin said this "without evidence". Is that like American leaders claiming that Iraq had "weapons of mass destruction" without any evidence? Why not apply the same standards to our leaders that we apply to foreigners?

Has the USS Turner Joy been in the Black Sea recently? 

I am not a globalist. I am an America First kind of guy.

"Justice for Jussie" was administered a couple of days ago. The hammer of justice came down on the alleged actor three years after he faked an assault on himself. His defense team has filed an appeal in an attempt to get him released from jail while his case goes through the appeal process. There is no one with more than a room temperature IQ who believes the Smollett "fairy" tale. Serve your time and get over it! Hire better actors and script writers next time!! "I am not suicidal!"

It is time to start getting my garden ready to start planting. While it is still a little cold, prices at the grocery store are giving me a shove toward the planting preparation process. 

I saw Ambassador William B. Taylor on the news the other night. There's another walking case for limits on the length of government service. Time to get a job in the real world, Bill!

I will be in Moultrie, Georgia on April 1 and 2 at the Spring Car Swap Meet.  Let's Go Brandon flags will be available for sale.