Missing that Sunday Morning Hour

 Daylight Saving Time started early this morning. This is some asinine practice where we switch to what is the Atlantic Standard Time zone time. People who don't have to get up early in the morning love this. Those who get up early think that the practice is stupid. Supporters want Daylight Saving Time year-round. This puts kids out at the bus stop or walking to school in the dark. "But they will have more time to play outside in the evening". If you know children who actually play outside, send documentation immediately. 

If you want to live on Daylight Saving Time, why not just go to work an hour earlier and leave the clock alone for the rest of us? What kind of benefits does time change bring? Will you be sitting outside in the extended daylight hours using your iPhone expanding your mind on TikTok? Taking up gardening? Here's a quick tip. Don't start raising any animals, they don't understand time change. Let's end this example of government stupidity.

Reports are that the Carolina Panthers are trying to sign quarterback DeShaun Watson. As Mr. Watson has a no-trade clause in his contract, he must approve of a team before he is traded. As I write this, Panthers team employees are out trying to assemble a list of massage parlors for Mr. Watson to frequent. The word is out that Mr. Watson was reluctant to move to Charlotte because of the city's nickname "The Queen City". He was relieved to discover that "Queen" did not describe those men frequenting massage parlors. The Panthers will soon distribute large photographs of Mr. Watson so that the young ladies at the parlors will recognize him when he stops into their establishment. I guess pro football really can impact the local economy. An acquaintance reports that there is not a bottle of massage oil left on the shelves in Charlotte. Go Panthers!

It's a slow news day. I saw a headline about Ivanka Trump going jogging. They didn't even bother to frame that as some kind of Russian conspiracy.

In Hernando County, Florida, some idiot called the Sheriff's Department to ask if they could test some meth that he had purchased. He was not sure if it was real. They came to his home and tested the drug. It was genuine. Then they arrested him and took him to jail. I am waiting to see his mugshot.

Kent State University needs some "hate speech" training. Their basketball team won Friday advancing to their conference championship game against their rival Akron. They celebrated in the locker room by making a video and posting it online. One player was suspended indefinitely, and three others missed the first half of their championship game Saturday. Kent State lost that game. Media reports indicate that they were suspended for chanting "Fuck Akron".  The main character was chanting "I don't like them ni__as" in reference to Akron. This wasn't mentioned in any of the mainstream media stories. If it had been four white guys chanting that they would have been thrown out of school. Find it online and judge for yourself. Even better were the responses of people online. Most thought that it was okay. One writer said that people didn't understand "how brash young black men are". Let me make sure that I have this right. If a black man says it, it is "brash". If a white man says it, it is "hate speech and racism". I am going to need an actual logical explanation of how this works.

Trying to bump Biden's War off the front pages, Barack Obama has apparently been diagnosed with COVID. Maybe it is tied to his birthday party where no one wore a mask? Maybe it was part of Putin's plan to take over the world?  

Tom Brady announced that he is coming out of retirement just to piss off Putin.

What else will be blamed on Putin this week?