Mid Week Minutia

 "America is Back1" This is what Joe Biden claims his message was to foreign leaders several months ago. Palace sources in Great Britain this week are revealing that Biden may be underestimating his affect on the English. Apparently while in Scotland last week, making small talk with Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, our President blew a rather loud and fragrant fart. He offered no apology to Camilla. The palace source said that Camilla was shocked and offended and is still telling everyone about it. As an apology from all Americans, I am sending the Duchess a "Let's Go Brandon" shirt. Fragrance free, of course.

When Biden's Gestapo (the agency formerly known as the FBI), finishes their search for Ashley Biden's memoirs about showering with her father and other sexual issues, I have another case for them. I lost some keys about ten years ago and never found them. Can they start a nationwide search for them? They don't need to bother with the grand jury.

Pete Buttigieg has returned to work after maternity/paternity leave. Sources reveal that he was unable to chest feed his newborns. He is now focused on the "racism" of highways.  

My grandfather's house used to sit where the intersection of US 321 and old SC 5 is now. It has been more than 65 years since they relocated the house but I am still stunned to learn that a bunch of southern white folks were the victims of a racist highway. Who do we sue?

Memo to Pete Buttigieg: In building highways, the government tries to use the least expensive route that will satisfy the requirements of the highway. That explains the lack of oceanfront interstates.  Can you grasp this idea, Pete?

In Senate hearings last week, Sen. Bill Cassidy asked Dr. Wallensky, CDC Director, about the percentage of CDC employees who have been vaccinated for COVID. Ms. Wallensky claimed that she did not know, but assured Cassidy that they were working to educate the staff. If the staff at the CDC doesn't believe, who does?  That's like asking elves how many believe in Santa and finding out there are some who don't.

After coming up empty on the vaccination question, Cassidy asked Wallensky what percentage of CDC employees are still working from home. Again Wallensky had no idea. Cassidy was growing frustrated so he tried another tact. He asked her, "Walking down the hall, do you see lots of empty desks?" Again, she had no answer. What does she know about her operation? Maybe she is still working from home?

How's that backlog of  cargo unloading going in California? Meanwhile, ports on the eastern seaboard are moving cargo in record amounts. Maybe the federal government should review some of the laws that California has passed regulating motor vehicles and independent contractors to find a solution to these issues.

Is there intelligent life in Washington, DC? Was there ever?  On the bright side, Millard Fillmore is no longer our worst President. Way to go Joe!!

Let's Go Brandon!!