TGIF, Thank God I'm Fat

From the sad department  but true, this item. Flaming liberal Alec Baldwin has killed more people with a prop gun than I have with any of my guns. Depending on the source you reference, there was either a live round in the gun or a person was killed and another wounded by the packing in a blank round. I am a little skeptical about a blank killing one and wounding one unless it was fired less than a foot or two away from the victim. I don't know and Baldwin isn't talking. For Alec, here is the basic rule for firearms handling, The gun is always loaded.

Heard this one yesterday. If Kamala Harris is really looking for the root cause of the border debacle, she only needs to go to the Oval Office.

How serious is the container ship  backlog issue at Los Angeles and Long Beach ports?  Sleepy Joe talked about it the other day and never claimed that he had once worked as a stevedore. But he did drive an 18 wheeler?

Biden told us that he would use the National Guard to help solve this problem in the ports. Just a couple of hours later, the White House issued a statement denying that the Guard would be used. Who at the White House is countermanding Biden's decisions? Will anyone in the media ever ask?

Why don't the Mexican police try to stop people who are leaving the country? Do we stop criminals from leaving the United States?

Jen "Bullshitting Bitch" Psaki said that Biden had once been driven through El Paso. If you are a Democrat, that is "going to the border". Speaking for himself, after Psaki broke that bit of news, Biden firmly stated that he had once gone to a Taco Bell for lunch. I believe him because he also said that all of the young girls working there had hair that smelled like taco sauce. Of course, that Taco Bell was probably in Delaware.

Where have all of the fact checkers gone? That sounds like it could be a country music song. Maybe I should pass that idea on to Aaron Lewis. If you haven't heard Aaron's song "Am I the Only One?", Look it up and listen. You will want the "uncensored" version. Trust me on this.

I live less than 12 miles from Virginia, am I eligible to vote in their election? If you answered, "Only if you are a registered Democrat.", you are probably correct.

Terry McAuliffe should actually attend a school board meeting and see for himself what is happening. He can take Merrick Garland with him.  Now there is something that Biden might need to call out the Guard to handle.

Heard anything about any Americans escaping from Afghanistan lately? Or is the "very businesslike Taliban" just executing all of those remaining?

Quick! When did a reporter last ask Sleepy Joe about Americans in Afghanistan? It is all ancient history now. It's been almost two months. The media has an attention span measured in nanoseconds.

The National Institute of Health has finally admitted that they funded research in China about making viruses. Rand Paul was right, Dr. Tony "Two Mask" Fauci is indeed a liar.