Mad about Monday?

 Incredibly enough, someone asked me today if I had watched the Oprah Winfrey interview of Meghan Markle and the Harry formerly known as Prince. I spit out my ice water upon hearing the question. First, I have never watched Oprah interview anyone and I am not sacrificing that streak for a pair of losers like Harry and  Ms. Markle. Harry? Here's a guy born with a silver spoon up his ass and he wants to tell us all how difficult his family can be. WOW! All he has to do is play Prince for a few days a week and live like a billionaire. How cruel can life be? And Meghan? Thank God Diana isn't around to be her mother-in-law. They could team up to keep all of the reporters busy.  The Royals, a hit movie? Or will it  just be the Honeymooners on crack? Meghan Markle has accomplished the seemingly impossible. She has made Wallis Simpson seem like a caring, loving American. Why don't we solve both Britain and America's problem and name these two clowns the King and Queen of California and give them all their freedom??

I keep reading the Bill of Rights and I can't find the amendment that protects pantywaists from being offended. If I do find it, I am bringing in Wile E. Coyote and a box of Acme dynamite to blow it up.

Is Jill Biden the next Edith Wilson? It is okay to Google Edith Wilson if you are sitting there going "What is he talking about now?"

Waiting for a reporter to ask Joe Manchin, "What's it like to be holding Chuck Schumer by the balls?"

Joe Biden talks about Neantherdals. Isn't this the same guy who spent an election talking about unity? Unity is like bi-partisanship. It happens when Republicans agree with Democrats. Democrats have never agreed to work with Republicans.

Dr. Fauci? He's still in place because he is sharper than Joe Biden. But honestly, anyone not wearing a flea collar is sharper than Biden.  Well, anyone other than Eric Swalwell. 

The Cancel Culture wants to ban or change movies and TV shows so they won't be offended. What do you never hear from the Cancel Culture? Answer: Their plans to deal with pornography. Dr. Seuss must go, but Fifty Shades of Grey can stay? Female activists think that Debbie Does Dallas shows a woman with initiative. Let's get Dr. Jill's input on this!!